Elliot's definitions

backdoor bandits

One or a group of persons who jump someone and proceed to stick their penis in that persons anal cavity

Jeff: Man you look like hell.
Steve: I got jumped by a gang of backdoor bandits.
Jeff: Oh that's why your not sitting down

by elliot April 6, 2005

Boston Steamer

To put saran wrap over one's mouth and shit on it to release a "steamy" scent into the indiviual's mouth.

We an excess of saran wrap in our house, so we pulled a boston steamer on jonny's drunk ass.

by Elliot November 9, 2003

chips and salsa

Any of the most basic sexual positions, missionary, 69, etc.

The first time we made love, it was chips and salsa

by elliot February 13, 2005

Schizo

someone who is always talking to themselves and acting crazy

Man what a fucking schizo

by Elliot February 4, 2005