Elliot's definitions

backdoor bandits

One or a group of persons who jump someone and proceed to stick their penis in that persons anal cavity

Jeff: Man you look like hell.
Steve: I got jumped by a gang of backdoor bandits.
Jeff: Oh that's why your not sitting down

by elliot April 6, 2005

Schizo

someone who is always talking to themselves and acting crazy

Man what a fucking schizo

by Elliot February 4, 2005

cocksmack

Taking out one's penis and smacking someone in the face with it usually as an act of discipline

"Yo bitch if you don't shut up i will cocksmack you!"

by Elliot May 31, 2005

patriot

The 5th most common word in the USA, with "give", "me", "another" and "burger", just beating it to the top 4 places.

Give me another burger cos i'm a patriot

by elliot September 22, 2003