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Harry Potter 

Sorry, but any book series with as little relation to the plot from the last book as Harry Potter has is not very good. Whereas LOTR, Timothy Zahns Grand Admiral Thrawn trilogy, and Dune all read like one 1000+ page book.
Harry Potter, I'm not dissing it but it's not really my thing.
Harry Potter by Elitist January 2, 2004

Hollywood Squares 

A gay game where all they need to do is say yes or no, not give a real answer. Often has Whoopi Goldberg and other washed up C-rank celebrities.
From Family Guy

Contestant: I'll take the dying boy for block.

Question: Is there anything less then absolute zero?

Dying Boy: Yeah, my white cell count.

*Crowd insanely laughs at this depressing joke and Whoopi Goldberg high-fives him*
Hollywood Squares by Elitist January 2, 2004

message board 

A great way to express your opinions, but unlike a chatroom, there are usaully less n00bz, people act more intelligently, and the screen doesn't get flooded with replies like so many chatrooms do. Often called forums.
Urbandictionary.com is a message board, just a VERY slow one.
message board by Elitist January 2, 2004

go away or I will replace you with a simple shell script 

Somehting that the first posters take FAR too literally. It's a joke you stupid smacktards. Nothing more nothing less.
I got a tiny dick dick but I am a genious because I realized that a shell-script can't replace people, YAY!!!

Choking the chicken 

In that Chinese girls home in Stree Fighter 2 there is a guy choking a chicken in the background.
Is that old man choking his chicken?
Choking the chicken by Elitist January 1, 2004
The other way to spell czar. Both are considered correct.
Czar? Tsar? Either way they pwn those Rusky bastards!
tsar by Elitist January 1, 2004
^Don't know what the hell he's smoking, but I've only heard Civ used as short for Civilization, one of the greatest games of all time.
In Civ 3: Conquests you can be a Fascist nation, what could be better?
Civ by Elitist January 1, 2004