Elitist's definitions

anarchy

A dumbass form of government that doesn't even make sense. You would get no help from docotrs, firemen, electricians, etc. because you can't tell them to help you because that wouldn't make them happy.

I never thought I'd see a form of government that makes less sense then communism or a polity.

by Elitist April 7, 2004

UN

An organization based on the principles that:

1. Asking your laws to be followed in a polite manner will get you listned to.

2. The USA should have as much say in world matters as Suriname or the Neitherlands.

3. That China and Libya should lead a Human Rights Commitee.

The UN, you'll never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.

by Elitist January 4, 2004

chix0r

A chix0r is NOT just a regular chick, she is one who is skilled at hacking. As you may guess, a real chix0r is extremely rare.

The first guys needs to get the facts straight!

by Elitist January 19, 2004

Haters

People that make up reasons to hate certain people just because they aren't as wealthy or successfull as them. People are often hating:

1. Bill Gates
2. Blink 182
3. George W. Bush
4. Halle Barry
5. Ben Affleck

I like none of these people either but I don't troll a dictionary site posting things like "DuBya sux Ben Assfucks dik wile stInk182 wuz rApeng haLle barry wit hulP fRum bill gates!!!1!!!"

by Elitist January 15, 2004

world peace

Yes, it's ALL Bush's fault for us not having world peace. It's ALL his fault. Remember when he wasn't in office, and everyone was happy and no one was dying. Somalia was perfect, Camodia was a great place to live, and there was no PLO. But now that the Republicans are in office the world is a bad place, but before then it was all great and cool!

You dumb fucks need to realize that even if Ghandi was preseident we couldn't achieve world peace you smacktards.

by Elitist February 9, 2004

Jurrassic Park

Average movie, excellent book.

Any literate individual can tell you that the book is way better then the movie.

by Elitist January 19, 2004

Random Questions

A community on Livejournal where questions are asked and answered. Drama is rampant. Sarcasm and satire are constant. The "Regulars" are elitists.

OMG, Mac is back!!!11!!one!!11

The internets is ANGRY!

by Elitist November 15, 2004