all you need is love!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by eli November 17, 2003
1. The act of trying to read someone else's texts discreetly by casually glancing over their shoulder.
2. Stealing one's phone and going through their message inbox when the owner of the phone isn't there, usually in the bathroom.
2. Stealing one's phone and going through their message inbox when the owner of the phone isn't there, usually in the bathroom.
1. I found out Sarah and Dave are fighting again when I was text sniping Dave while we were watching a movie.
2. I knew there was something going on between Bob and my sister. I sniped her texts while she was sleeping and there must have been 40 messages from him.
2. I knew there was something going on between Bob and my sister. I sniped her texts while she was sleeping and there must have been 40 messages from him.
by Eli December 29, 2007
When somones takes a shit and puts it in the freezer. Then a girl takes it out and masterbates with it when it freezes.
After Jill stole this poop out of the toilet she put it in the freezer. 2 hrs later she took it out and masterbated with it
by Eli March 26, 2004
1. The quantity of having or being weird and/or strange.
2. A scale of the quality of weirdity from 1 to 10.
2. A scale of the quality of weirdity from 1 to 10.
by eli January 14, 2005
by eli January 28, 2005
I just had sloobies with your girlfriend.
by Eli December 13, 2003
by Eli February 24, 2005