by ElCommissioner December 13, 2021
Caesar Salad Syndrome (CSS) is a minimally pernicious set of symptoms, usually presenting as a very involved and helpful person. Often associated with the phrase, "It takes a village", persons with CSS feel concerned with and achieve satisfaction from helping others. Effected persons often have an idiosyncratic craving for Caesar Salad.
If I could shake this Caesar Salad Syndrome, I could take care of my own needs. I have bills to pay!
by ElCommissioner August 17, 2020
An inchronicable event is anything that is strangely out of time phase with the perceived reality of the moment. A photo of George Washington eating from a bucket of Popeye's. An image of Beethoven writing his music on an I-Pad. Reading the Sunday paper on Saturday. Things possible, just not right.
When I received a text this morning from one "Abe LIncoln", I was struck with how inchronicable it felt. How did he charge his phone with no electricity?
by ElCommissioner March 14, 2018
by ElCommissioner December 02, 2022
A scentuation is a situation where there is a noticeable scent in the area. A skunk could be responsible for a foul scentuation. A woman doused in cheap perfume is a walking bad scentuation. A fragrant rose creates a lovely scentuation.
by ElCommissioner July 15, 2020
A platetitude is a remark made by a server or diner of a fine restaurant, or a food critic of same, that sounds wonderfully praiseful but actually holds no substance. "The Sole Dore was devine." Ok, so you liked it. Tell me more so I can decide if I might like it. "The new taqueria rocks!" Hmmm. Again, you liked it, but what about it did you like?
His review was filled with the usual buzzwords and platetitudes about the typical restaurant experience, but little information about the actual encounter.
by ElCommissioner December 01, 2018
The common yet very disappointing realization, or point you reach, when you have no more options or ideas. You're tapped out, bushed, done, Finito Benito. You've run out of gas, paint's fallen off the car. You're washed up. Turn out the lights, the party's over.
"Boss, we have been racking our brains trying to come up with a new angle to sell this new shiny thing that all the millennial will clamor for, but we're dead endin' here.
by ElCommissioner July 01, 2017