ElCommissioner 's definitions

Finito Benito

A fun way of admitting that you are done, broke, out of the game, folded, wiped out, dead endin', toast.

When his buddy asked him if he'd like another drink, Flat Stanley waved his hand quickly back and forth across his face, and said, "Finito Benito".

by ElCommissioner July 1, 2017

pickworn

A guitar that has seen better days, with a top that is all scratched up from years of heavy strumming and general use, can be called pickworn.

Willie Nelson's "Trigger" is a perfect example of a guitar that is heavily pickworn.

by ElCommissioner November 12, 2020

dayjammas

Dayjammas are a very comfortable and lounge-worthy clothing ensemble worn around one's home during the day...often a partial or complete hold over from the ensemble worn while sleeping the previous night.

Luckily, David realized he needed to change out of his dayjammas before his parole officer stopped by his house.

by ElCommissioner November 1, 2020

E-slidin'

Reverting to sworn off practice of spending too much time on smart phone, usually while hiding under the sheets, or some other

"invisible" place.

After my girlfriend came back from a quick trip to the store " to buy some Tareyton's", I realized that she had actually been e-slidin', because her eyes were all glazed over, her thumbs were shaking, and she was mumbling something about "one-click".

by ElCommissioner January 24, 2017

Carpe Hear'em

Ever had tickets to see a band and ended up not going? Ever wish you would have / could have witnessed the greatness of an emerging talent?

Carpe Hear'em is the marching order to get up off your ass and get out there to hear the great live music all around us. Make a sweet musical memory.

"Dude, they start in 45 minutes...let's go! Carpe Hear'em!"

by ElCommissioner December 14, 2023

dead endin'

The common yet very disappointing realization, or point you reach, when you have no more options or ideas. You're tapped out, bushed, done, Finito Benito. You've run out of gas, paint's fallen off the car. You're washed up. Turn out the lights, the party's over.

"Boss, we have been racking our brains trying to come up with a new angle to sell this new shiny thing that all the millennial will clamor for, but we're dead endin' here.

by ElCommissioner July 1, 2017

dogitude

A dogitude is a thought that a man's best friend has, the kind of thinking that results from being a well loved and pampered pet. One can imagine these cliche-like thoughts appearing in thought bubbles hovering above the pooches head.

"Dogitudes" for plural.

Fido thought, "I love this man...when we go for walks together, he stops while I pee and sniff." Or, "Happiness is a bowl of the steak my master is eating." Those are a dogitudes.

by ElCommissioner November 13, 2022