Definitions by ElCommissioner
GAS
Guitar Acquisition Syndrome (GAS) is the undeniable inability to stop buying nice guitars. Even with intervention by a loving spouse (" Will you stop spending our money on those stupid fucking guitars!?"), the victim is helpless in the face of the condition.
GAS by ElCommissioner February 26, 2022
Sonny do's
When your elderly mom or dad hands you a list of some chores or light maintenance work to do around around their house, it is a collection of "sonny do's".
Sonny do's by ElCommissioner February 23, 2022
misconsumption
misconsumption by ElCommissioner December 12, 2021
Full Fauci
The “Full Fauci” is the policy and protocol regarding entrance to a public event during these COVID times. The explanatory copy follows:
With an eye on the evolving COVID-19 situation, and our prioritizing of safety for our community and beyond, we are only allowing attendance to those who have been fully vaccinated for COVID-19. Vaccination cards must be presented.
Negative PCR tests will not be accepted.
This applies to all adult attendees, children 12 and over, and to all staff. This policy does not apply to attendees who are under the age of 12, as they are not yet eligible for vaccination.
Additionally, face masks must be worn at all times, except when eating or drinking.
*Only fully vaccinated adults, with proof of vaccination, may be on premises.
*Children under 12 are exempt.
*Face masks required.
With an eye on the evolving COVID-19 situation, and our prioritizing of safety for our community and beyond, we are only allowing attendance to those who have been fully vaccinated for COVID-19. Vaccination cards must be presented.
Negative PCR tests will not be accepted.
This applies to all adult attendees, children 12 and over, and to all staff. This policy does not apply to attendees who are under the age of 12, as they are not yet eligible for vaccination.
Additionally, face masks must be worn at all times, except when eating or drinking.
*Only fully vaccinated adults, with proof of vaccination, may be on premises.
*Children under 12 are exempt.
*Face masks required.
"It gonna be slow gettin' in, they're using the Full Fauci at the door," said the concert goer to his buddy.
Full Fauci by ElCommissioner October 2, 2021
vax lax
People who have been vaccinated against the COVID-19 virus and engage in risky behavior are exhibiting vax lax.
vax lax by ElCommissioner August 20, 2021
fairy loop
The small loop of fabric on the back of a man's dress shirt is called a fairy loop. Created in the 1960's as a way to hang the shirt from a hook without creating wrinkles, its official name is locker loop. It is unclear how the term fairy loop came into use.
fairy loop by ElCommissioner April 14, 2021
'splain'
Explanation is abbreviated in a fun and Ricky Ricardo way to " 'splain' ". Explain and explained ( 'splained) can also fit the form.
'splain' by ElCommissioner March 18, 2021