75 definitions by ElCommissioner
A highpinion is a point of view, a way of understanding or explaining things; an opinion... inspired, born and colored by a dose of marijuana.
It was the couple's highpinion that the double stuffed Oreos were superior to the regular version of the popular cookie.
by ElCommissioner March 25, 2019
Another word for "incredibly fucking stupid".
"I really didn't mean you should jam your hand into the garbage disposal to cure the arthritis in your fingers. I was being sarcastic."
by ElCommissioner April 24, 2020
The passing on of bad news while sharing a delicious treat, hoping the listener with not fully grasp the news. A gastronomic smokescreen.
The seventeen year old boy employed the proven technique of Chocolate Cake Diplomacy, and told his parents that he had knocked up the neighbor girl, while serving them slices of a delicious, three layer chocolate cake that was " this high!".
by ElCommissioner April 21, 2017
The confusing place many of us end up visiting several times a day, or the feeling that we get...when and where people say things that are meaningless to us. Our language changes on a dime these days, and being lingodark is the result.
"I gave my roommate props for cleaning the cat, and he said ,"Totes!". Right then, I felt lingodark.
by ElCommissioner March 14, 2020
You experience a vowel obstruction when you're beginning game of Scrabble. You draw tiles to bring you up to the regulation seven, and they are all vowels. Seven Vowels. All you can play is "a". Then you draw another tile, and it's a "u"!
I looked down at my letters, and they are all vowels! Couldn't make a decent play....complete vowel obstruction.
by ElCommissioner September 8, 2019
Glampa is a term of endearment, and nickname, from a grandchild to a grandfather. But not just any grandfather. A super fashion conscious, flashy and fancy kind of grandfather. You know, a glamorous guy.
"My Glampa is so embarrassing! He wears those skinny jeans and tight v-necks...and his nose ring!" said the 14 year old girl to her best friend.
by ElCommissioner March 6, 2023
Haptic describes things relating to touch. The new technology involving devices and interactive touch is called "haptech".
My coffee was so damn hot, it triggered the haptech alarm on my super i-coaster. The vibration warned my of my impending burning doom.
by ElCommissioner October 24, 2018