ElCommissioner 's definitions

E-sume

With all of the modern forms of communication and document sharing, an e-sume is the electronically transferred resume and curriculum vitae of the day.

“I am ready to apply for my dream job. All I need to do is send in my e-sume,” said the recent college grad.

by ElCommissioner November 18, 2019

mypo

The term to define a typographical error (typo) combined with a confession that it was the caused by the writer is a "mypo".

"Yes...I meant to write the 14th...Mypo!"

by ElCommissioner November 23, 2019

Glampa

Glampa is a term of endearment, and nickname, from a grandchild to a grandfather. But not just any grandfather. A super fashion conscious, flashy and fancy kind of grandfather. You know, a glamorous guy.

"My Glampa is so embarrassing! He wears those skinny jeans and tight v-necks...and his nose ring!" said the 14 year old girl to her best friend.

by ElCommissioner March 5, 2023

fuckingoodacana

A type of music that defies genre...combining a little rock and roll, a little country, a little R&B, a little blues...a veritable cornucopia of musical tastes..."fuckingoodacana"!

"Say, Sport... what time does your band start, and what kind of music do you play?"
We start at 9, and we'll give you a dose of fuckingoodacana.

by ElCommissioner October 4, 2019

platetitude

A platetitude is a remark made by a server or diner of a fine restaurant, or a food critic of same, that sounds wonderfully praiseful but actually holds no substance. "The Sole Dore was devine." Ok, so you liked it. Tell me more so I can decide if I might like it. "The new taqueria rocks!" Hmmm. Again, you liked it, but what about it did you like?

His review was filled with the usual buzzwords and platetitudes about the typical restaurant experience, but little information about the actual encounter.

by ElCommissioner December 1, 2018

Lolo

Charming nickname for Grandma Lauren. Lovingly used by the best grandchildren in the Universe.

"I want Lolo to make dinner tonight," said 'Lil Rose.

by ElCommissioner May 2, 2022

Reblindican

A member of a political party who blindly supports a member of that same political party, despite clear and overwhelming evidence that said politician is simply wrong for the job.

Did you see the result of that latest poll about our elected buffoon?

Dude, yes... those Reblindicans just can't see that their guy is a stinkin' idiot.

by ElCommissioner February 10, 2017