Definitions by El ritardo

Dutch Loli 

A Dutch prostitute that would be underage literally anywhere else on the planet.

The Dutch Lolis are takin’ over up there.

Dutch Loli by El ritardo July 2, 2018

Jungkook 

One hot and incredibly nice Korean dude who unfortunately has less meat than lil dicky himself.

Jungkook is great to hang with, but not in a sexual way.

Jungkook by El ritardo July 2, 2018

roll in the gay 

See roll in the hay. Similar, but homosexual.

Ish! Them Koreans roll in the gay all night, that shit sickens my stomach.

roll in the gay by El ritardo July 1, 2018

Syrian Switcheroo 

The act of nutting in a sock, turning it inside out, and throwing away all of your friends condoms. Therefore, he uses the sock, getting his partner pregnant.

Tony gave my rich homie Tyson a Syrian switcheroo, and now my sis is pregnant.

Syrian Switcheroo by El ritardo July 1, 2018

Dumpsack 

To dumpsack is to shit in a paper bag, then throw it on somebody’s porch alight. Worried, they stomp out the fire, therefore, getting shit on them.

Them niggas slipped me some duds on purpose, so I dumpsacked them faggots last night.

Dumpsack by El ritardo July 1, 2018

Broken Trumpet 

A sexual maneuver where the girl sucks a limp dick until it ejaculates.

The Broken Trumpet challenge has been sweeping Europe off of it's Feet!

Broken Trumpet by El ritardo July 1, 2018

The Fat L 

Lisbon, Portugal

Goin down to The Fat L to get some shit sorted out.

The Fat L by El ritardo July 1, 2018