El ritardo's definitions

Painting some sea dragons

A rather obscure term for wanking. Supposedly originated in Australia.

When they asked me about why I put ‘painting some sea dragons’ on my resume, I told them it was part of the scholastic art competition.

by El ritardo April 17, 2020

One Fast Boi

A bullet that hits its intended target.

Hit that nigga in Lisbon with that one fast boi, that nigga be pushing daisies now.

by El ritardo June 29, 2018

roll in the gay

See roll in the hay. Similar, but homosexual.

Ish! Them Koreans roll in the gay all night, that shit sickens my stomach.

by El ritardo July 1, 2018

Drilling Some Cornholes

Term for engaging in intercourse with multiple orifices.

Dude, I was drilling some cornholes last night, and now I got some dick pain.

by El ritardo June 17, 2018

Hard Arnie

An Alcoholic Arnold Palmer.

Want a hard arnie, Tyson?

by El ritardo July 12, 2018

Gack

Dick, in particular an erection.

Billy whacked his gack in class the other day, and I could never see him the same way again.

by El ritardo June 24, 2018

hell’s butthole

After getting discharged in Vietnam, Grandpa created hell’s butthole out of desperation. A blend of Bacardi 151, Everclear, and some dragon fruit juice, it lived up to it’s name after he had to get his stomach pumped and a catheter for the rest of his life.

Damn dude! After Wayne slammed down some hell’s butthole, he ran around naked and took a shit on the feds’ cars!

by El ritardo June 25, 2018