Definitions by El ritardo

Snapping turtle

When a girl gives head to somebody they hate on purpose, and then bite off the dick.

That hoe in Lisbon hit tony with the snapping turtle, and he had to get a €3,000 penis transplant.

Snapping turtle by El ritardo July 15, 2018

Femwhore 

The “Femwhore” subculture is a subculture that grew out of the early 2010s, where many prominent female celebrities, who behaved very whoreishly, began to start claiming their lifestyles were yet another offshoot and variant of modern feminism, and that doing things like sucking dicks and stripping were to ‘use men’ and ‘feel powerful’ despite being an opposite of true feminism, where that behavior would be considered whoreish and slutty by other women/girls. There are varying degrees of the femwhores, as some are more moderate and respectable in their beliefs, while some are radical and dangerously close to straight up communism. Other than their beliefs, they are no different than any other whores in appearance, sound, etc.

Paris Hilton, Ariana Grande, Cardi B, Rita Ora, Beyoncé, Scarlet Johansson, and countless others are the main leaders of the femwhore subculture.

Femwhore by El ritardo July 14, 2018

Hard Arnie 

An Alcoholic Arnold Palmer.

Want a hard arnie, Tyson?

Hard Arnie by El ritardo July 12, 2018

Trumptown 

A bordertown that enters a boomtown-esque change due to demographic changes brought on by the trump administration.

San Diego, El Paso, Yuma, Brownsville, and countless others are future candidates for Trumptowns.

Trumptown by El ritardo July 4, 2018

rigor morty 

When you pop more viagras than it says you should, and you can’t get that dick down.

Tyson had rigor morty after Ibiza, and now they say that he needs a dick transplant.

rigor morty by El ritardo July 4, 2018

Cincinnati Chili 

The act of rubbing chili on your dick, and then receiving a blowjob.

Ricardo hit that bitch in Barcelona with that Cincinnati chili, now that bitch can’t get off him.

Cincinnati Chili by El ritardo July 2, 2018

Green Bay Fudge Packer 

A sexual act, where one partner toasts cheddar on their penis/strap on, and gives the other a hard ass fudge packing.

Brett favre had always had a kink for the Green Bay fudge packer.

Green Bay Fudge Packer by El ritardo July 2, 2018