Definitions by El Negro

M'ed up 

Messed up

My woman M'ed up and did not do the dishes by the time I got home, so I had to slap her yo.

M'ed up by El Negro September 17, 2006

Weelll helloooo 

Its is said when u see a fine ass chick, or when a girl starts talking dirty to you

Girl: Hey u wanna go have sex?!?!
Guy: Welll hellooooo

Weelll helloooo by el negro April 2, 2005

absolut 

a word used in agreement. If one offers a suggestion, and you reply with "absolut" means you agree.

short version of absolutely for the slow ones out there. lol.

Homeboy: yo son, that track is sick as fuck.
Me: Absolut. I'm feelin that yo.

absolut by El Negro September 11, 2004

bone check 

term used in the stabbing of another.

upon seeing person B, person A screams, "bone check" foo!. and proceeds to stab him, once, twice, or thirty times

bone check by El Negro September 11, 2004

below the belt pelt 

term used for pubic hair, usually on guys.

whatsup with shaving? My below the belt pelt is fine.

below the belt pelt by El Negro September 11, 2004

all motor

a car, or vehicle that does not use a turbocharger to increase horsepower.

all motor owns, who needs boost?

all motor by El Negro September 11, 2004

Storm Job 

used in place of the term, "rimming".
because some people believe Geo Storms to be gay, so they associate this word in place of a rim job.

check out COSR to learn more.

man...there are some freaky women out there, this one girl was into lickin ass. Rimjobs are gross.
person B: dont call them rimjobs, call them stormjobs, because they're gay.

Storm Job by El Negro September 11, 2004