M'ed up

Messed up

My woman M'ed up and did not do the dishes by the time I got home, so I had to slap her yo.

by El Negro September 17, 2006

PJOS

Post Jerk-Off Serenity

Man, I JO'ed earlier and I have such PJOS now that I can barely stay awake.

by El Negro June 26, 2003

Weelll helloooo

Its is said when u see a fine ass chick, or when a girl starts talking dirty to you

Girl: Hey u wanna go have sex?!?!
Guy: Welll hellooooo

by el negro April 2, 2005

Storm Job

used in place of the term, "rimming".
because some people believe Geo Storms to be gay, so they associate this word in place of a rim job.

check out COSR to learn more.

man...there are some freaky women out there, this one girl was into lickin ass. Rimjobs are gross.
person B: dont call them rimjobs, call them stormjobs, because they're gay.

by El Negro September 11, 2004

FFA

abbreviation used for Future Fuckin Alcoholics.

commonly used for the citizens of longmont, colo.

why do you roll with those people? they're just a bunch of FFA's anyway.

by El Negro September 11, 2004

absolut

a word used in agreement. If one offers a suggestion, and you reply with "absolut" means you agree.

short version of absolutely for the slow ones out there. lol.

Homeboy: yo son, that track is sick as fuck.
Me: Absolut. I'm feelin that yo.

by El Negro September 11, 2004

below the belt pelt

term used for pubic hair, usually on guys.

whatsup with shaving? My below the belt pelt is fine.

by El Negro September 11, 2004