Definitions by El Jefé

Cuntina

A “Hand that Rocks the Cradle” type that leaches on to husbands to justify her moonlighting as an “escort”!

Wife: Why is Cuntina so buddy buddy with Brian?

Oh she knows him from her other life.

Cuntina by El Jefé March 24, 2019

Lynne 

The neighborhood loon who blames her ineptitude in typing on a bad keyboard

Lynne: We pay our dogs with bmoney
Everyone else: WTF?

Lynne by El Jefé March 24, 2019

Bridget 

An awesome woman. A sister you never knew you had. Someone who will be there regardless of how much you fight and how many times you disagree.

Why would you say that to Bridget?
She’s my second fam y’all!

Bridget by El Jefé March 24, 2019

Brian

A dude with small-man syndrome who lashes out at woman because his wife beats him.

Dude what is Brian’s problem?
Forget that dude, his wife hits him so he hates all women.

Brian by El Jefé March 24, 2019

Saw Tina 

A girl who hates to see other people’s happiness so she tries to steal their husbands

Watch out for that girl, Saw Tina. She will try to steal your man.

Saw Tina by El Jefé March 24, 2019

Jeremey

A man who moves from your neighborhood but thinks he should stay on your neighborhood Facebook pages because he doesn’t’t Have any friends.

Dude why does Jeremey post so much?
He doesn’t even live here!

Jeremey by El Jefé March 24, 2019

Hallie 

An unemployed mom who drinks too much to be an effective helicopter parent.

What’s with Hallie? Her kid can do no wrong.
Apparently she drinks too much to be an effective parent.

Hallie by El Jefé March 24, 2019