Definitions by El Fredo

toast 

Totally
Obnoxious
Annoying
Senseless
Thread

A thread on a forum that has become doomed due to excessive spam, flaming, or general idiocy. Unlike spam, toast referst to an entire thread, rather than an individual post or series of posts.

I had a good thread going but then some jackoff started flaming and now it's toast.

toast by El Fredo March 7, 2005

Wham 

Whale of a Ham. A ham product that Cary Grant's character was assigned to market in this one movie. I don't remember which one.

If you ain't eatin' Wham you ain't eatin' ham.

Wham by El Fredo November 3, 2004

mink

Lke a weasle but prettier.

I bought a mink coat and a zuchinni-munching weasle came at me with a chainsaw.

mink by El Fredo November 3, 2004

murderer 

A word that sounds cool when said by Gollum.

Muuuuurdereeeer.

No, no.

murderer by El Fredo November 2, 2004

dragoon

To threaten with violence in an attempt to gain money and other possessions.

This guy jumped in front of me with a knife and started dragooning me, but I'm a ninja so I sent his nose through his brain.

dragoon by El Fredo November 2, 2004

double jackass 

An action or concept that is jackass for two reasons.

Reach my hand into electrified copper sulfate? No way, man, that's a double jackass idea.

double jackass by El Fredo October 27, 2004

legal 

Conforming to laws and/or rules. Accepted by a ruling or administrative body.

Hippy 1: Alcohol is legal, man, but pot isn't, man.
Hippy 2: I know, man, what's up with that, man? I mean, who says what's legal, man?
Police: Open up! We know what you're doing and it's not legal!

legal by El Fredo October 26, 2004