El Fredo's definitions

double jackass

An action or concept that is jackass for two reasons.

Reach my hand into electrified copper sulfate? No way, man, that's a double jackass idea.

by El Fredo October 27, 2004

guppy rule

Enough guppies can eat a treasury.

Refers to several small and cheap projects, files, purchases, or other items expending most or all of available resources, originally a city treasury.

Get some snacks for the party, but do not forget the guppy rule.

by El Fredo October 22, 2004

Joth

One who adopts some Goth attitudes but dresses normally at a greater rate and focuses on raising awareness of the corruption of rock and defeating the corrupt music industry. Joths listen primarily to metal, hard rock, and punk and they avoid pop and imitation rock.

Awareness of this culture was brought to me by one known to myself only as Jeydehn.

Don't you Joths ever stop whining? This will always happen as long as there's money to be made.

by El Fredo September 10, 2004

fuitahwabrd

A clever and not obvious way of expressing hostility.

Fuck yoU In The AssHole With A Big Rubber Dick

Person A: Linkin Park sucks!

Person B: Fuitahwabrd!

by El Fredo April 11, 2004

mink

Lke a weasle but prettier.

I bought a mink coat and a zuchinni-munching weasle came at me with a chainsaw.

by El Fredo November 3, 2004

Coolness

Showing approval. Something that is favored.

Hey I just got a new ______.
Coolness.

by El Fredo April 11, 2004

Wham

Whale of a Ham. A ham product that Cary Grant's character was assigned to market in this one movie. I don't remember which one.

If you ain't eatin' Wham you ain't eatin' ham.

by El Fredo November 3, 2004