Definitions by El Cid

leftard 

When a far left political ideological votes gets deranged upon not getting their way.

When Tyrone heard George president trump won, he got a case of leftard and started a riot.

leftard by El CID July 22, 2020

turning japanese 

The act of a male trying to perform fellatio (oral sex) on himself. The phrase refers the facial expression made during this act.

While Jon was masturbating, he remembered the pleasure he had recieved from his first blow job, so he bent down and tried to suck on his own cock, and with all of his might, he started turning japanese.

turning japanese by El Cid July 6, 2003

gotsta 

Terrible slang for got to.
Annoying to hear.
Got English?

I gotsta get off the crack and go backsta school, after I drink this fohdee.

gotsta by El Cid June 26, 2003

ski slope 

The action of male ejaculation on a someone's ass crack and letting the sperm ski down.

I decided to give her a ski slope, so I pulled out and shot it on her ass.

ski slope by El Cid June 21, 2003

fellatio 

Oral stimulation of the penis,
from Latin, literally, to suck.

My girlfriend doesn't swallow after fellatio.

fellatio by El Cid June 21, 2003

Onanism 

from New Latin onanismus, from Onan, son of Judah (Gen 38:9),
masturbation, coitus interruptus, self-gratification.

Jon can'g get any, so he practices onanism.

Onanism by El Cid June 21, 2003

Mees 

Teh symbolism of teh Proletarian or teh plural of moos

Teh ~ r very yammy.
Tehr r lots of ~.

Mees by El Cid February 4, 2003