Definitions by Edwin Gaffney
Blumpking
Blumpking by Edwin Gaffney July 28, 2008
Blumpkin Pie
Blumpkin Pie is a delicious home made recipe that any male with or without cooking skills can make.
While receiving fellatio you shit in a pie tin. Then as you are cumming, you put the cum ontop of the poo poo. Then you shove the girl's face into the pie and force feed her the rest of the meal. This is ganranteed to be a meal she wil never forget and will talk about it for years to come.
While receiving fellatio you shit in a pie tin. Then as you are cumming, you put the cum ontop of the poo poo. Then you shove the girl's face into the pie and force feed her the rest of the meal. This is ganranteed to be a meal she wil never forget and will talk about it for years to come.
Carina: What the fuck is your problem?
Brian: What are you talking about?
Carina: The blumpkin pie you made me eat last night... there must have been a tainted substance in it because i feel nauseous and i think i'm going to blow chunks!
Brian: oh, well just don't get any on my shoes, they are new.
Brian: What are you talking about?
Carina: The blumpkin pie you made me eat last night... there must have been a tainted substance in it because i feel nauseous and i think i'm going to blow chunks!
Brian: oh, well just don't get any on my shoes, they are new.
Blumpkin Pie by edwin gaffney May 19, 2006
creative borrowing
A unique derivation of borrowing that usually involves the person who takes the object not telling the person that they take it from. In other words stealing.
Edwin: Yo were'd you get that sweet bling?
Mike: I, um, creatively borrowed it from my neighbor!
Edwin: Creative borrowing? What is that?
Mike: I just stole it from rich guy next door.
Mike: I, um, creatively borrowed it from my neighbor!
Edwin: Creative borrowing? What is that?
Mike: I just stole it from rich guy next door.
creative borrowing by edwin gaffney May 18, 2006
IHOP
juan: Yo dawg, look at that old tramp in the wheelchair trying to cross the steet, lets give her a beatdown!
Carlito: why mang?
juan: cause IHOP mang!
Carlito: why mang?
juan: cause IHOP mang!
IHOP by edwin gaffney April 15, 2006
tissue
tissue by edwin gaffney April 15, 2006
brokeback gum
when a gay man is chewing gum and while hooking up with another man, the gum is passed into his mouth, thus making it brokeback gum
{guys making out}
sean: eww whats this is my mouth?!
billy: oops i forgot to spit out my gum.
sean: eww brokeback gum
sean: eww whats this is my mouth?!
billy: oops i forgot to spit out my gum.
sean: eww brokeback gum
brokeback gum by edwin gaffney March 24, 2006
trumpkin
Yo did you see that bitch on the Apprentice? The only reason she got that far was because she was giving Donald Trumpkins every night
trumpkin by Edwin Gaffney February 2, 2006