creative borrowing

A unique derivation of borrowing that usually involves the person who takes the object not telling the person that they take it from. In other words stealing.

Edwin: Yo were'd you get that sweet bling?

Mike: I, um, creatively borrowed it from my neighbor!

Edwin: Creative borrowing? What is that?

Mike: I just stole it from rich guy next door.

by edwin gaffney May 18, 2006

sick animation

One of the greatest and offensive websites with strictly cartoon animations more often than not including sexual content.

The new sick animation cartoon is hilarious, I almost pissed my pants!

by Edwin Gaffney February 02, 2006

IHOP

IHOP stands for I Hate Old People

juan: Yo dawg, look at that old tramp in the wheelchair trying to cross the steet, lets give her a beatdown!
Carlito: why mang?
juan: cause IHOP mang!

by edwin gaffney April 15, 2006

brokeback gum

when a gay man is chewing gum and while hooking up with another man, the gum is passed into his mouth, thus making it brokeback gum

{guys making out}
sean: eww whats this is my mouth?!
billy: oops i forgot to spit out my gum.
sean: eww brokeback gum

by edwin gaffney March 24, 2006

Blumpking

one who gives the ultimate blumpkin.

Mike: Yo Brian is the Blumpking!
Carina: Why?
Mike: Because he gave me the ultimate blumpkin.

by Edwin Gaffney July 28, 2008

tissue

used after jacking off to help clean up cum

fuck, where are the tissues, i have jizz all over my hands

by edwin gaffney April 15, 2006

trumpkin

giving a
blumpkin to Donald Trump

Yo did you see that bitch on the Apprentice? The only reason she got that far was because she was giving Donald Trumpkins every night

by Edwin Gaffney February 02, 2006