Dad: LOOK! Theres a bog outside Nogtard's house!
Flobbers: Oh Yeah!! NOGTARD'S BOG!! Look how clean it is!!!
Flobbers: Oh Yeah!! NOGTARD'S BOG!! Look how clean it is!!!
by Ednatoast Jeeganflipperwick July 27, 2009
Get the Nogtard's Bog mug.A cone wrongly stolen by Pork Scotch that he once used to keep a space for his small white van outside his house while he went out in it because he thinks he is important because he's a security guard (EVEN more important than Shit Stained Schumachers you know). Because he had no right to do it, I moved it so that a car would park there. When he got back the look of shock on the ugly bastards face was phenomenal when he saw that a car had parked there. With a usual grumpy look on his face, he moved it onto the front of the house. He works from 6pm to 6am so at 10 we put it in a bin bag and took it onto another road an left it on the back of a Maltby lorry. In the morning, he was looking all over the place for his beloved cone with a mad look of disbelief. Looks like he'll never see his cone again. Poor Porky!
SWYTHEERBRIDGE: Whats that orange thing on the back of the Maltby lorry?
MONK AND DAD: That's Pork Scotch's Cone.
MONK AND DAD: That's Pork Scotch's Cone.
by Ednatoast Jeeganflipperwick May 04, 2009
Get the Pork Scotch's Cone mug.Maltby employees that aren't heroes. They lost the title "hero" by taking Nogtard's Bog and Pork Scotch's Cone out of the Maltby Lorry. They should be fired. You have to be a hero to work for Maltby.
by Ednatoast Jeeganflipperwick July 28, 2009
Get the Maltby Misfits mug.The most ridiculous solo in the guitar world. It was invented by Goosetard. It is just two frets, 10 and 12 on one string, 1st. The half Goose, half Retard can't do the solo without having a Goose Fit.
by Ednatoast Jeeganflipperwick July 29, 2009
Get the 10 12 mug.A word yelled by the rude nig nog woman at Willo's Party, pronounced wrongly as "Hhnaats!" She would only say it about every two minutes when she's eaten all of her nog nuts and when not yelling "Freed!" Willo would then kindly feed the Nogger it's elephant food while it was yelling "oo, oo, ee, ah!" The chimp would not give any of it's masses of food to it's husband, "Cleveland."
Nog: Me eaten de five handred pound o' hhnaats mon.
HHHHHHHNNAAAATS!!!!
Willo: Here's your nuts.
Nog: Piss off Cleveland, mon! Only
me eat a da elephant food mon! You eat a da chimp
food Mon!
HHHHHHHNNAAAATS!!!!
Willo: Here's your nuts.
Nog: Piss off Cleveland, mon! Only
me eat a da elephant food mon! You eat a da chimp
food Mon!
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Get the Nuts mug.A retarded epileptic goose that has the most spasticated fits while playing guitar in front of an audience. The fits occur mostly when he is playing his clever very own composed solo, 10 12. He dances around in the spotlight as if he's the leader of the band he's in. What a spacker!
Why is that boy spinning on the floor?
Thats Goosetard, he has to do that while he's playing his genius solo, 10 12.
Thats Goosetard, he has to do that while he's playing his genius solo, 10 12.
by Ednatoast Jeeganflipperwick July 28, 2009
Get the Goosetard mug.A disgusting nig-nog disease given to many innocent people by Pork Scotch after he brought it back from his holiday to South Africa. "Me no pay for cure mon."
Monk: Pork Scotch gave us that virus because i caught it at yours and he just got back from a nogger country.
Mick: You're probably right, it was a case of the Pork Scotch Flu. Ugly, old BASTARD!
Mick: You're probably right, it was a case of the Pork Scotch Flu. Ugly, old BASTARD!
by Ednatoast Jeeganflipperwick May 24, 2009
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