60 definitions by Edna Sweetlove
(as a verb)
to deliver a severe punitive punishment to someone
Can also be written 9/11 (but not so good).
to deliver a severe punitive punishment to someone
Can also be written 9/11 (but not so good).
by Edna Sweetlove October 1, 2006
by Edna Sweetlove July 30, 2010
This is rhyming slang.
Dame Judi Dench = stench.
It naturally is no reflection on the actress or her thespian abilities. The joy of the phrase is the total irrelevance of the subject to the meaning.
It is quoted several times in Irvine Welsh's novels; some readers have misunderstood what it means when used in phrases liked "He left a Dame Judi Dench in the toilet" - the text would refer to the odour, not the stool.
Dame Judi Dench = stench.
It naturally is no reflection on the actress or her thespian abilities. The joy of the phrase is the total irrelevance of the subject to the meaning.
It is quoted several times in Irvine Welsh's novels; some readers have misunderstood what it means when used in phrases liked "He left a Dame Judi Dench in the toilet" - the text would refer to the odour, not the stool.
by Edna Sweetlove August 3, 2010
1. The roll of fat hanging over a person's over-tight trousers or jeans;
2. The roll of fat on the lower belly hanging over the pubic region.
2. The roll of fat on the lower belly hanging over the pubic region.
1. She was a size 14 squeezed into a size 10 so she had a pelmet all round like a Michelin tyre.
2. You couldn't see his dick for his pelmet.
2. You couldn't see his dick for his pelmet.
by Edna Sweetlove July 30, 2010
by Edna Sweetlove October 1, 2006
(verb) to velcro: to mingle pubic areas together during lesbian sex;
(noun) velcro: the pubic hair
(abstract noun): the act of rubbing one velcro against another
derivitives:
velcro style
velcro sex
velcro meshing
velcro frotting
velcro fun
(noun) velcro: the pubic hair
(abstract noun): the act of rubbing one velcro against another
derivitives:
velcro style
velcro sex
velcro meshing
velcro frotting
velcro fun
The two women gave each other a good old velcro up against the wall in the gay club.
The noise of intertwining velcro disturbed the sleepers in the next bed.
Her velcro was as crinkly as a Persian lamb coat.
The noise of intertwining velcro disturbed the sleepers in the next bed.
Her velcro was as crinkly as a Persian lamb coat.
by Edna Sweetlove October 1, 2006
An enormous turd which is so huge it feels as though your anus is going to split. A weaker version is "Tear Arse Rattler" which is a very strong fart.
Jeremy did a stupendous Tear Arse Ripper.
by Edna Sweetlove August 23, 2010