Edge's definitions

Scrotal Jackhammer

Beating the living shit out of the testicles with a large, heavy inanimate object to the point of annihilation.

You are going to get a scrotal jackhammer if you keep poking me in my eye you fucking monkey.

by Edge November 21, 2004

c-spannin

This refers to when people are arguing politics... Coined by our good friend Dave Vassallo...

Bush did this...Kerry is a....

by edge November 26, 2004

pounder

This is a 16 ounce can of beer... Coined by our friend Danny (sorry buddy but I don't know ur last name)

*Danny opens the fridge* "Edge, can I grab one of your pounders?"

by edge November 26, 2004

Face Party

This is when you abuse cocaine for an extended amount of time... Coined by one of our good friends at MC... Also known as the Secret Society....

"Yo Edge, you down on a face party tonight?"
"...Maybe"

by edge November 26, 2004

oasis

A Rock band resposible for a musical revolution in Britain during the mid 90's. One of Only a few bands in the world who write amazings rock songs and are still producing top albums 10 years later. All those of you who go on about their antics in the media are completely missing the point. They are legends

They practiced every day and every night on thier music when they were first starting out to make sure they were the best, thats a sign of people who care about their music

by Edge December 12, 2003

edging

The act of prolonging ejaculation for increased masturbatory pleasure.

He masturbated for over an hour, coming close to orgasm and then backing down over and over.

by Edge December 16, 2003

tossing the dwarf

Masturbating feverously.

I can't come down now, I'm tossing the dwarf.

by Edge January 2, 2004