Definitions by Eddy

DSAF 

Acronym: Did Society A Favor. Usually meaning noone will care if someone kill offs a low life scum criminal.

CROOK: Forget you cop, I'll beat the rap.

COP: (shoves gun in crooks mouth) We're in the middle of nowhere, this .38 is clean and there's half a million of them out there. Everyone knows you're a no good scum sucking dealer. With all the other open homicides, I can pop you one right here and now and noone will waste time trying to solve it. It'll be classified under DSAF!

DSAF by Eddy May 23, 2007

Texas Bullseye 

To shoot someone or a hunted animal up the ass. The Texas "star" being a euphemism for the anus.

For his major foul up, his punishment was buckwheat. After he took a .38 slug up the rear, he was conscious for the whole 45 minutes it took him to bleed out.

Sensing my presence, the deer turn and ran. So I scored me a Texas bullseye! YEEE HAAAW!!!

Texas Bullseye by Eddy May 18, 2007

Farmer Vision 

TV reception from airwaves. No cable, no satellite, no Internet TV.

That old dinosaur only has tech from the 70s. You won't believe it but he's only got farmer vision!

Farmer Vision by Eddy April 30, 2007

Iron Butterfly Plus

Like an Iron Butterfly, but add manual stimulation to her butt.

While giving her an iron butterfly, I decided to use a free finger to give her some extra stimulation in the ass. That's the plus in the iron butterfly plus!

Iron Butterfly Plus by Eddy April 22, 2007

Bungaholic 

Like assoholic, someone who is obsessed with ass.

Don't let him get behind you, he's a bungaholic!

Bungaholic by Eddy April 22, 2007

Lumberjack

Euphemism for someone who drops a huge, usually long, piece of shit. As a lumberjack lays logs, this person laid their log into the toilet.

Aww dude, couldn't you flush the toilet?

I did, but the log was too long go down.

You lumberjack!

Lumberjack by Eddy April 14, 2007

DUMocrats

The loonie left wing of the U.S. politics. They like to come up with feel good do nothing policies and hock them on the population like they were doing them a favor.

Don't vote for Hillary! She's one of those DUMocrats!

DUMocrats by Eddy March 22, 2007