67 definitions by Eddie

Feed the Moose

To throw up because of heavy drinking. Literal translation from Norwegian slang.

Yeah, she fed the moose last night.

by Eddie March 6, 2005

ass wax

using a hot ass to wax the hood of a Trans Am.

Throwing Tina down on the hood of a Trans Am,aND WAXING HER ASS.

by Eddie September 30, 2003

bolli stoli

a cocktail made of bollinger champagne and stolichnaya vodka. Made famous by the British series Absolutely Fabulous

Patsy darling, do you want a cocktail? Bolli? Stoli? Bolli Stoli?

by Eddie September 25, 2003

clit commander

the man who can work the clit the right way and can make his girl shreek with pleaser

Eddie is the clit comander

by Eddie February 27, 2005

chunkmonkey

See hater or die you mutha fuckin bitch ass fag.

Please see the second definition.

by Eddie February 24, 2005

bageldog

an uncircumcised penis

Did you hear that Joey Josh has a bageldog?

by Eddie December 4, 2003

britney spears

a snobby whore who sings like garbage, and has absolutely no self-esteem. all her music blows total cock, i dont see how it sells. it consists of repetitive beats and lame sound effects in an effort to enhance the already lame lyrics. lyrics, i might add, that have no real depth or meaning. supposedly she lip-sings, but it wouldnt matter, becuase her music is terrible either way. she is very full of herself, and isnt worth her weight in piss. for some unknown reason, kids idolize her, and would rather listen to the crap she puts out then something quality. and remember the kiss with madonna? people would rather talk about that bullshit, then be concerned with current issues that migth actually affect them. granted she is very beautiful, but that is about all she has done for the world.

why our society would rather idolize a whorrish, sleazy, untalented, snobby, good-for-nothing bastard then a band with great talent and lyrical depth is beyond me.

by Eddie March 28, 2004