Ed's definitions

Hasbian

A lesbian who now dates or marries a male.

Anne Heche is a hasbian

by Ed November 9, 2003

c++

A mid-level programming language with enough versitility to allow a programmer to design a video game with fully sentient AI (Artificial Intelligence), insane graphics, and the ability to verbally communicate with non-player characters.

UGS Inc. used C++ along with 3dsMax6 to create Tale of Magi: Divided World.

by Ed November 6, 2003

weapon of ass destruction

What you get in the toilet after taking a crap that felt like it came out sideways.

After hours of pushing and straining, Zach splashed a weapon of ass destruction in the toilet.

by Ed November 5, 2003

Pavement Pizza

Vomit on the pavement, typically found on main street on a Sunday morning.

Nobby finished his night off with a tasty kebab and a pavement pizza

by Ed October 20, 2003

thingy

Male: The catch on a woman's bra
Female: Any gadget intended for a man.

Male: I can't undo this thingy, dammit!
Female: What's that thingy do?

by Ed October 11, 2003

talk to the hand

something you say when you don't want to talk to someone

bob - "you're a fag"
bill - (talk to the hand"

by Ed September 1, 2003

black out

when the power goes out.

New york experienced a massive black otu.

by Ed September 1, 2003