Definitions by Eaton Holgoode

Baguet

A very small, taut male scrotum. Usually flat in appearance as if there is no scrotum at all.

I went down on Roger and found he has a baguet. It was rather disturbing.

Dude did you just get out of the pool? No why? Then explain your baguet.

Baguet by Eaton Holgoode May 1, 2018

Pink Sock Block 

When you pink socked your girl’s ass so bad during first time anal she blocks your cock from getting anywhere near her brown button ever again.

I thought Rachel loved anal sex the other night the way she was screaming but tonight I got pink sock blocked so I’m done.

Pink Sock Block by Eaton Holgoode May 1, 2018

Babies in the Mud

Busting a hot cum load in someone’s ass.

I left Rachel in bed with some babies in the mud.

He was walking around the club last night with some babies in the mud from his bathroom sex.

Babies in the Mud by Eaton Holgoode May 1, 2018

Ball Slosh 

A hot, sloppy, wet blow job.

Gina gave me a ball slosh in parking garage.

She’s quite the ball slosher.

I nutted her face after that ball slosh.

Ball Slosh by Eaton Holgoode April 23, 2018

Muffery 

Craving for some pussy. Usually a constant craving whereby one simply cannot get enough.

I’m walking muffery today braaaahhhh.

Internet porn helps but doesn’t satisfy my muffery.

Ashley gots the muffery.

Muffery by Eaton Holgoode April 23, 2018

Juice Pit 

The fuck hole of a prostitute, a meth whore or just an all around slut.

Tina is a juice pit. Better wear a sheath.

That prostitute had the worst smelling juice pit.

My juice pit needs service.

Juice Pit by Eaton Holgoode April 23, 2018

Brown-Balled 

Ass fucked. Literally or figuratively.

Peter brown-balled me good last night. I’m still gaping.

The cops took my weed. I’m brown-balled tonight.

Brown-Balled by Eaton Holgoode April 23, 2018