Gentleman's Shake

Post ejaculation, the now sexually gratified male takes his semi-flaccid penis and shakes it wildly about the face of his liver depositing any remnant love juices on their cheeks and lips.
Celeste gave Frank a sloppy blow job and gobbled up his busted nut like a hungry whore. He left her with a lovely facial glaze by doing the Gentleman's Shake.
by Eaton Holgoode April 06, 2017
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Mexican Water Drops

Pure liquid, burning, explosive diarrhea.

Induced from poor dietary choices, booze benders or actually consuming Mexican tap water while on vacation in Cancun.
How was your vacation to Mexico? Great until the Mexican water drops hit. I spent half the week on the shitter.

Partying till 2 am and late night Taco Bell is guaranteed Mexican water drops.
by Eaton Holgoode February 15, 2018
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King Chub

All that dirty talks got me sporting a king chub right now.

She wrapped her silky lips around the old king chub last night and took care of business.
by Eaton Holgoode January 16, 2019
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Gratin’ Cheese

When your digging and scratching at your itchy, often dirty and sweaty, bunghole and get a little bit of that stank under your fingernails.
I need to wash my finger. Peeeeeeewwww. Gratin’ cheese earlier got under my nails.

Your nails are all dirty braaaaaahhh. You been working in the yard? Naaaahh. I got some bad, itchy hemorrhoids so I was gratin’ cheese. That’s foul braaaahh.
by Eaton Holgoode June 08, 2018
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Red Knot

The tender state of your mate's balloon knot after a pleasurable evening of anal plundering his or her pucker spot.
Barry left Carla with a quivering red knot after pounding her booty hole.

Roger realized he was getting sloppy seconds when the guy he picked up already had a red knot going.
by Eaton Holgoode February 15, 2017
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Hump Bumps

Genital sores or bodily bruising caused by vigorous or rough sex.
My dicks got the hump bumps today. She fucked me raw.

What happened to you? Your next and arms are all bruised. Oh no worry. Just hump bumps. Got my brains fucked out last night.
by Eaton Holgoode June 09, 2018
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Turtle Spurts

Rapidly releasing a series of multiple, small turds.
I just had the turtle spurts. Had to be about a dozen floating.
by Eaton Holgoode January 08, 2019
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