Eaton Holgoode's definitions

Pink Medallions

A beautiful, puffy, pink, round set of nipples.

1. Roger gave his girlfriend's tits a motorboating while he was tugging on her Pink Medallions.

2. Carl ripped off Tonya's top while swimming in the pool exposing her lovely set of Pink Medallions.
3. Edwin was peeking in on his grandmother in the shower, despite her age, he loved getting a glimpse of her wrinkled Pink Medallions.

by Eaton Holgoode April 30, 2015

Shnozzled

The act of wrapping the meaty foreskin of an uncircumcised penis over the nose and nostrils of an unsuspecting partner. Typically done prior to engaging in oral sex.

Dan decided to have a little fun with his girlfriend Rita. Expecting to engulf his rigid knob for oral, Dan surprised her and Shnozzled her first.

by Eaton Holgoode October 31, 2015

Huff and Buff

Oral copulation of the penis head performed with a simultaneous two handed twist twist job of the shaft. A large, girthy penis is required.

His dick was big enough to huff and buff so I did.

Nothing is more satisfying than a huff and buff.

by Eaton Holgoode May 4, 2018

Porkopotamus

A large, slutty female that’s alway DTF.

Rachel is a Porkopotamus.

I love that redneck bar. You are guaranteed to find a Porkopotamus on any given night.

by Eaton Holgoode May 3, 2018

Crack Jack

When you bust your nut solely from stroking your meat between the ass cheeks of your partner. There’s no penetration. Just friction from that ass crack.

I did the old crack jack last night and nutted all over the small of her back.

I did a crack jack last night with no lube. The skin to skin friction was intense.

by Eaton Holgoode October 11, 2018

Root Ball

A generously, girthy cock with an extremely, if not almost abnormal, bulbous head aka helmet

Tonya heard that Jack had a girthy cock but was absolutely shocked when she offered him head and he was sporting the biggest root ball she had ever seen. She inhaled it and worked it best she could.

by Eaton Holgoode February 25, 2015

Sloppin’ Mac

When ya hittin her pussy hard, usually from behind, and she is so sloppy and so wet ya fuck noise sounds like ya stirring a bowl of warm mac n cheese.

I could hear the sounds of my roommate sloppin’ mac last night.

by Eaton Holgoode November 14, 2018