A chick that spends an equal or an inordinate amount of time orally copulating, sucking and gingerly lipping a dude's balls and ball sack whilst performing head.
by Eaton Holgoode January 20, 2016
Rhonda Round Mouth does not refer to any specific individual. Rather, Rhonda Round Mouth is a slang term which may be used, at will, to reference any female that is known to be a frequent provider of fellatio. The term Rhonda Round Mouth implies that the individual provides so much oral sex that their mouth is literally in a constant state of being open and round because of the constant inhalation of cock.
Bill: Hey dude have you heard about Sonja in the accounting office?
Roger: Yea, you mean Rhonda Round Mouth.
Bill: That's the one!
Roger: Yea, you mean Rhonda Round Mouth.
Bill: That's the one!
by Eaton Holgoode March 03, 2014
She only lets me do anal if I’m wearing a mule harness.
My mule harness was so tight my knob was a shade of bulging vein purple last night.
Hey reach over into the night stand and grab my mule harness if you want the man meat more rigid.
My mule harness was so tight my knob was a shade of bulging vein purple last night.
Hey reach over into the night stand and grab my mule harness if you want the man meat more rigid.
by Eaton Holgoode October 11, 2018
by Eaton Holgoode March 25, 2017
The most heinous of all rectal explosions. A firey, stinging release of wet shit caused by too many chicken wings and draft beer.
by Eaton Holgoode March 09, 2017
Well since we didn’t score at the bar tonight guess we need to head over to the south side and find tonight French Flea Market. I’ll pay $5 for a hot gummy.
by Eaton Holgoode January 15, 2018
Peter brown-balled me good last night. I’m still gaping.
The cops took my weed. I’m brown-balled tonight.
The cops took my weed. I’m brown-balled tonight.
by Eaton Holgoode December 30, 2017