Definitions by Eaton Holgoode

Portasex 

Sexual activity conducted in a Porta-Potty. A typical occurrence at raves, concerts, fairs and other outdoor gatherings where portable toilets are the only means of privacy.

The rave last weekend was awesome. There were so many strung out horny rave girls that I had portasex several times. I missed half of the headliner’s show cause I was banging some slut from Miami.

Portasex by Eaton Holgoode January 15, 2019

Bellend Flogger

Another name for a male that wanks a lot. A chronic masturbator.

You are such a bellend flogger. Why don’t you get a job and stop watching porn all day? Give your hand a break before you get carpal tunnel.

Bellend Flogger by Eaton Holgoode January 15, 2019

Cockshut

1. English dialect meaning evening twilight.

2. English slang meaning when your slut cuts off the poon access and you ain’t getting any pussy for one reason or another.

1. What a beautiful cockshut it is tonight.

2. The bish done gone cockshut on me after she caught me looking at snap nudes.

Cockshut by Eaton Holgoode January 15, 2019

Cockspur 

1. A thorny plant.

2. Knotted up male pubic hairs. The cockspur is a distant cousin to the dingleberry.

Your cockspur is beautiful. I can’t get mine to grow. I overwatered it.

I have so many cockspur I’m going to have to shave my pubes and regrow.

Cockspur by Eaton Holgoode January 15, 2019

Polish the War Helmet 

A colloquial expression for Male Masturbation.

I’m going to the bathroom so I can polish the war helmet.

I’ve got blue balls so must polish the war helmet.

My uncle likes to watch me polish the war helmet for some reason.

Polish the War Helmet by Eaton Holgoode January 15, 2019

Trim the Lawn 

To groom, trim and tidy up the hair in one’s pubic or anal region.

Rachel needs to trim the lawn. It’s looking a bit bushy down there.

I’ll trim the lawn tonight before we go out.

Trim the Lawn by Eaton Holgoode January 15, 2019

Slicks the Nut Hairs 

To piss one off. A statement of anger or disgust.

They cancelled the band’s show tonight. They really slicks the nut hairs.

Slicks the Nut Hairs by Eaton Holgoode January 15, 2019