Turtle Peeking

A euphemistic expression regarding the extreme urgency to defecate and holding it in as much in as possible. Having the pressure of a fecal turd poking itself partially out of the bum hole while trying to make it to the closest restroom.

Roger sprinted down the hall from his desk to the restroom. He has a turtle peeking.

by Eaton Holgoode March 20, 2017

Stiff Lippin’

When someone refuses to suck the dick.

Rachel was stiff lippin’ last night so I had to rub one out.

All these thots are stiff lippin’ tonight.

by Eaton Holgoode January 19, 2018

Bungee Box

A pussy that snaps back nice and tight no matter how many times it’s used and abused. It’s the gold star of poon.

Thanks to Rachel’s amazing bungee box, everyone in the train at her birthday gang bang got to experience that tight little snatch.

Despite her weekend fuck-a-thon, Mary’s bungee box snapped back tight as a glove.

After all these years and three kids, she still has a bungee box and can make me nut in 2 minutes.

by Eaton Holgoode June 08, 2018

Hooker's Polish

The slobbery, wet, shiny finish left on one's man meat after receiving a blow job from a prostitute. Most common in cases of a hot gummy. Toothless meth whores are best known for a good polishing that leaves a heavy, shiny sheen.

Roger picked up a local meth whore prostitute on the way home from work. After receiving a hearty $10 blow job, he sat in his car satisfied and admired the Hooker's Polish.

by Eaton Holgoode February 06, 2015

Prune the Shrub

To trim and tidy up one’s wooly haired pubic region.

I got a date tonight. I better prune the shrub before I go just in case I get lucky.

by Eaton Holgoode December 13, 2018

Uncled

When you have been touched, fondled, fingered or coitaled by your uncle.

Hun, Aunt Rachel called and wants to know if you want to spend the weekend with cousin Tommy. No thanks mom. I get uncled every time I go there. I was really sore the last time. Ok. I’ll tell her maybe.

Pretty sure I got uncled last night about midnight. The door opened and then a pillow over my face and some quick moving hands.

by Eaton Holgoode June 15, 2018

Red Curry Dragon

When your asshole turns into a fire expelling dragon from engorging oneself on the House is Curry all you can eat special.

Where’s Carl? He’s been in and out of his office a lot today. Is everything ok? He’s fine. Just a little red curry dragon. We took the new client out to House of Curry last night. Well that explains why the stall has been tied up all morning.

by Eaton Holgoode January 10, 2019