Eaton Holgoode's definitions

Bellend Bop

After busting a nut, your girl grabs your semi-flaccid cock with one hand gripping the shaft and repeatedly smacking the head aka bellend with the other until you beg for mercy or get stiff again for another go.

I can only get hard again if I receive a bellend bop.

My cock is so sore from last night’s bellend bop I can barely walk.

That bellend bop last night was pretty rough. It hurts when I pee today.

by Eaton Holgoode November 10, 2017

Twat Leak

1. The post coital leaking of remnant semen from the twat. No matter how good the clean up is, there’s still a period of twat leak at some point. A condition that has plagued females for centuries.

2. An insult to anyone being and acting like a total twat.

I had morning sex today. Even though I thought I got all his nut out, I started to twat leak during my lunch break.

Stop crying about your pathetic life and do something about it you twat leak.

by Eaton Holgoode January 17, 2019

Paper Minnows

Paper Minnows are the small fragments of toilet paper that remain near the bottom of the toilet bowl after taking a dump, wiping and flushing. Paper Minnows continue to float and move about the bowl in a fashion similar to Minnows in a lake, pond or fish tank and appear to be small opaque fish.

Dude someone just shat in there. Check out this toilet bowl. Look at all those Paper Minnows floating around down there. Whoa! Looks like one of the fish tanks in the pet department at Wal-Mart.

by Eaton Holgoode June 17, 2009

Side Decoration

The act of posing for selfies or posed photographs whereby a male, who is otherwise nothing more than an unpopular douche is able to convince two at least one, but ideally two or more, attractive, female hotties to pose with him in said photos. These females, as Side Decoration, give the appearance that the douchebag is otherwise extremely popular, well hung, desired by women and commands female attention. Without Side Decoration, his life is nothing more than a pathetic, day to day existance and females generally cannot stand someone that requires Side Decoration.

Brandon constantly posts selfies and other posed pictures of himself along with Side Decoration. His Facebook and Twitter appear to show the life of a high rolling, ladies man where women are craving the D. However, those that know him know he is just a douche and if it not for his use of Side Decoration, no one would care.

by Eaton Holgoode February 20, 2014

Breakfast Sammy

When you peel them sticky morning pussy lips apart like a cheesy breakfast sandwich and eat her like a meal deal.

Got me a little breakfast sammy this morning from Rachel. Is my chin still glazed or did I get her all wiped off?

by Eaton Holgoode November 26, 2018

Moose-Skin

When a dude’s scrotum is so big and meaty that his moose knuckle also has noticeable skin folds. Skinny jeans and spandex enhance the presence of moose-skin and is quite repulsive.

Roger walked around the gym completely oblivious to his sporting of moose-skin in his new workout shorts.

by Eaton Holgoode January 17, 2018

Moose Fart

Flatulence that is so vile and powerfully wet it sounds like an angry bull moose during mating season.

The smell is so primitive that it's repugnant.

I don't know who's in that men's room stall right now but they just dropped a moose fart. The air was thick. I couldn't breath.

by Eaton Holgoode February 24, 2017