Imma gunna tongue punch the shit shooter when I get home. Gunna eat dat ass so good she go cross eyed.
by Eaton Holgoode November 20, 2017
Euphemism for a plush, posh or high end restroom. A fancy shitter. Such that you find at an upscale hotel, restaurant or office building. Not your local gas station crapper or rest stop facility.
Pull over. I gotta shit. Ok. Next rest stop is 2 Miles. Rest stop? Are you kidding me, I only pinch my loaves in a Shitz Carlton. Find a hotel and stop there.
I’m very impressed with your restroom remodeling. I must say you’ve created the Shitz Carlton I would truly enjoy heaving out my daily deuce in here.
I’m very impressed with your restroom remodeling. I must say you’ve created the Shitz Carlton I would truly enjoy heaving out my daily deuce in here.
by Eaton Holgoode June 09, 2018
Rachel gave up the full chicken last night. I hit that shizzzz good.
I normally don’t get the full chicken but daddy’s getting it tonight.
I normally don’t get the full chicken but daddy’s getting it tonight.
by Eaton Holgoode June 03, 2018
Constipated from anal sex. When her booty hole and colon are all backed up from too much anal. That shit is packed and typically requires an enema for release.
Where’s Rachel? She’s at home. She can’t make it. I’ve been hitting that ass every night this week and she’s mustard packed. She ran to CVS for an enema.
by Eaton Holgoode February 07, 2018
Braising is a non-penetrating sexual act whereby a girl rides a male cowgirl anf glides her wet snatch back and forth over an erect penis wedged between her vaginal lips and the male's stomach.
Roger blew a hot nut all the way up to his neck when his girlfriend jumped on top and started braising his engorged fuck stick.
by Eaton Holgoode November 24, 2015
This bar is full of fresh chicken tonight.
He always preyed upon the fresh chicken to satisfy is daddy kink.
He always preyed upon the fresh chicken to satisfy is daddy kink.
by Eaton Holgoode January 17, 2019
Rachel got dicked down on her lunch break and did a panty plug so she wouldn’t ooze the rest of the day at work.
I made the prostitute remove her panty plug before I got in there for them sloppy seconds.
I made the prostitute remove her panty plug before I got in there for them sloppy seconds.
by Eaton Holgoode May 04, 2018