Eaton Holgoode's definitions
When two straight buddies party so hard to the point of blackout that they wake up the next morning naked, next to each other, holding each other’s peens with no recollection of any of the events that lead to this shameful position of regret. Typically only the words “Dude, WTF?!!” are uttered upon waking and nary to be spoke of again.
Dude, WTF?!! I’m holding your peen. What happened? I don’t know but nary shall we ever speak of this again or to anyone. This peenicularhomocide will be our secret.
by Eaton Holgoode May 6, 2018
Get the Peenicularhomocidemug. The reside left over on one's bed sheets after the wet spot dries up. The wet spot consists of semen, vaginal and/or booty juices. The accumulation of this dried, caked up, amalgam of sex juices will vary. Single men tend to have more Sheet Cake than say a married couple.
Roger convinced a chick at the bar to go home with him for sex. While he told her that he was not a man whore and did not have multiple partners, the Sheet Cake on his bed told her otherwise.
Carl threw a party at his apartment. Throughout the evening, he had sex with several hot chicks attending the party. His sexual escapades that night left him with Sheet Cake the next morning.
Carl threw a party at his apartment. Throughout the evening, he had sex with several hot chicks attending the party. His sexual escapades that night left him with Sheet Cake the next morning.
by Eaton Holgoode May 22, 2015
Get the Sheet Cakemug. An alternative way describe being in a constipated state. A Binder Knot is a clogged colon resulting in severe constipation also known as sewer capped. Having a Binder Knot is usually a result of the lack of fiber combined with ingesting copious amounts of cheese, ice cream and other dairy products medically known to be "binding" and constipating.
Howard hosted a playoff party for all of his Green Bay Packer friends. As part of the game day spread, Howard prepared a smorgasbord including pounds and pounds of various Wisconsin cheeses. After Green Bay blew their chances to go to the Super Bowl, Howard went on an unprecedented cheese eating bender and consumed almost five pounds of ripe Stilton. The next morning he found himself seated on the shitter, grabbing the sides of the toilet and straining to release the biggest Binder Knot he had ever encountered.
by Eaton Holgoode January 26, 2015
Get the Binder Knotmug. Candy decided to call Mary's old boyfriend Carl and seek out a date. Mary said he was a bungophile and given that Candy loves a little Stuffed Mud, it was a match meant to be.
by Eaton Holgoode April 27, 2015
Get the Stuffed Mudmug. Damn it stinks in here like ass. Who in here is rotten and opened the lid to the fart box?
My lid to the fart box is a little tender today. Did anal last night for the first time.
I think I need a rewipe. The lid to the fart box is a tad itchy right now.
My lid to the fart box is a little tender today. Did anal last night for the first time.
I think I need a rewipe. The lid to the fart box is a tad itchy right now.
by Eaton Holgoode October 30, 2018
Get the Lid to the Fart Boxmug. Any situation, such as at a house party, event, nightclub or bar, where the ratio of males to females is excessively high rendering absolutely horrendous odds of ever scoring a piece of ass (with a female anyway). Also known as a sausage party or sausage fest.
Hey broohhhh. We are headed over to Frank's house party. Heard it was rocking.
Ya heard wrong braaaahhh. Just left. It's a case of beef over there.
Ya heard wrong braaaahhh. Just left. It's a case of beef over there.
by Eaton Holgoode December 11, 2015
Get the Case of Beefmug. When your girl lays down face up, fills her loving mouth full of Listerine or Scope Mouthwash and lets you repeatedly tea bag your ball sack plunging it in and out of the antiseptic creating a cool, refreshing, yet burning, sensation.
Rachel let me do the Hot Wanda last night. My fuckin nuts smell so clean and fresh. That minty cool really takes your breath away.
by Eaton Holgoode January 27, 2018
Get the Hot Wandamug.