Rigor Dick

That coveted erectile state whereby your cock stays rigid and hard, even after ejaculation, allowing you to give her the D all night log.

I shagged her till she passed out braaaahhh. I had the rigor dick last night. She can't walk today.

by Eaton Holgoode March 20, 2017

Buttered Up

Well lubricated for sex or masturbation.

I can't rub one out unless I'm buttered up.

She was buttered up when I got home so I had to tap dat.

This KY warming gel is the best way to butter up.

by Eaton Holgoode March 01, 2017

Taint Musk

The ripe, musky scent of a hot and sweaty or unbathed male taint.

Sheila is coming over tonight and going to slob my knob. I haven't showered for five days so her chin is going to wallow in my taint musk.

by Eaton Holgoode February 28, 2017

Ground-Round

When you anal sex up your girls ass with such vim and vigor that it leaves her beautiful round, brown sphincter resembling ground hamburger.

I tore her shit up last night braaaaahhhh. Her winker was like raw hamburger. She loves that ground-round feeling.

by Eaton Holgoode March 09, 2017

Defecatory Prowess

The ability of one to exercise extreme control over their bowels and to control their defecation even when faced with the most explosive diarrhea and wet gas and wet shits.

Dan's lunch was not agreeing with him. He was fearful that the salmon salad was a bit off as it had sat out too long. The meeting he was in was not going to end any time soon. In spite of the sloshing and gurgling of his lower intestine, Dan showed extreme Defecatory Prowess and lasted the entire meeting bofore sprinting to the nearest Men's room where he had a assplosion which results in a severe case of Collateral Shittage.

by Eaton Holgoode April 27, 2015

Red Curry Dragon

When your asshole turns into a fire expelling dragon from engorging oneself on the House is Curry all you can eat special.

Where’s Carl? He’s been in and out of his office a lot today. Is everything ok? He’s fine. Just a little red curry dragon. We took the new client out to House of Curry last night. Well that explains why the stall has been tied up all morning.

by Eaton Holgoode January 10, 2019

Hard Park

A discreet, secret location for sexual play and activity known only by a few select participants.

Meet me at hard park in 20 minutes.

I'll be there.

by Eaton Holgoode January 15, 2016