Eaton Holgoode's definitions
Piece of material used to wipe up post coitus love juices or post masturbation semen or wetness. Can be a sock, handkerchief, shirt, pant leg, wash cloth, towel, etc. Also referred to as a Gak Towel, Doddle Rag and Grandma's Tea Towel.
After Donald busted his nut all over Tonya's chin, she wiped up her chincicles with her panties she was using as a Dap Rag,
by Eaton Holgoode April 23, 2015
Get the Dap Ragmug. The annoying friend on social media that insists upon providing and posting constant updates regarding their vacation. The hallmark of the Vacadouche is that they start with pre-vacation countdown posts from 2-4 weeks out. This is followed by travel day updates every minute including in flight postings where air travel and sky hi wifi is available. Then, constant snip it posts and pictures of every mundane aspect of the vacation stay's daily activities. All is consummated at the end with multiple sad postings regarding coming back to reality followed by 2-4 weeks of post-vacation flashbacks. All while you are such a self absorbed Vacadouche to realize that no one gives a shit.
Sandy: Hi Sara. Have you followed Linda's posts about her vacation.
Sara: How can I not? She's been posting for a month. She a real Vacadouche.
Sandy: You are right. No one cares.
Sara: How can I not? She's been posting for a month. She a real Vacadouche.
Sandy: You are right. No one cares.
by Eaton Holgoode October 2, 2014
Get the Vacadouchemug. A phrase most often used while sitting on the toilet during a Rectal Exorcism as a form of begging and pleading for the demon turd to leave your dark body and come to the light via your anus. A similar line also used in the famous movie, Poltergeist.
Frank had been on the toilet for over an hour as he was experiencing a Rectal Exorcism. His wife finaly came to check on him whereby heard groaning and moaning from behind the bathroom door followed by repeated screaming Go To The Light Carol Anne! Go To the Light Carol Anne! This was followed by several flushes and a notable sigh of relief.
by Eaton Holgoode May 1, 2014
Get the Go To The Light Carol Anne!mug. Son!!! Get out here and help me work on the car. But dad I am working on my needlepoint. Your a real Nancy.
by Eaton Holgoode February 15, 2018
Get the A Real Nancymug. When you decorate your scrotum by coating it in Christmas candy sprinkles and then dip your sweet tasting mansack in and out of your girl’s mouth (performed tea bag style).
While Sasha was baking and decorating holiday cookies, I coated my ballsack with some Wilton holiday sprinkles and did a little sugar balling.
Rachel gained ten holiday pounds just from all the sugar balling this season.
Rachel gained ten holiday pounds just from all the sugar balling this season.
by Eaton Holgoode November 30, 2017
Get the Sugar Ballingmug. She teabagged my meat drops.
Your mom loves to suck my sweaty meat drops.
You can’t talk to your sister right now braaaahhh. He mouth is full of my meat drops.
Your mom loves to suck my sweaty meat drops.
You can’t talk to your sister right now braaaahhh. He mouth is full of my meat drops.
by Eaton Holgoode October 25, 2017
Get the Meat Dropsmug. That aromatic, creamy amalgam of sweat, cum and smegmatic discharge that accumulates in the gusset of a whore's panties.
I tried to bang Sherri after the party last night brooooohhh. But I couldn't do it. The panty parfait I experienced was enough to retch me braaaaahhhh.
by Eaton Holgoode March 21, 2017
Get the Panty Parfaitmug.