Rachel has the uterine flush so won’t be getting any tonight.
Her uterine flush was leaking through her maxi into her new white jeans.
Her uterine flush was leaking through her maxi into her new white jeans.
by Eaton Holgoode January 09, 2019
Get the Uterine Flush mug.I need to go home and shower. I did a little grub digging with that homeless lady and frankly, I can’t get the remnants or the stink off just with a whore’s bath.
by Eaton Holgoode January 24, 2018
Get the Grub Digging mug.I’m headed to the shitter. I’m fixing to birth one.
I just had an ass splitter. I knew I was about to birth one. The turtle was peaking earlier.
Eating all this curry guarantees I’ll birth one that’s real wet.
I just had an ass splitter. I knew I was about to birth one. The turtle was peaking earlier.
Eating all this curry guarantees I’ll birth one that’s real wet.
by Eaton Holgoode December 19, 2018
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Rachel loves sloppin’ ham.
I’m gonna pick up a hooker tonight for a little sloppin’ ham. Hope she’s toothless from meth use. Love the gum action.
Rachel loves sloppin’ ham.
I’m gonna pick up a hooker tonight for a little sloppin’ ham. Hope she’s toothless from meth use. Love the gum action.
by Eaton Holgoode June 06, 2018
Get the Sloppin’ Ham mug.A smarmy, vermin infested district called Washington, D.C. made up of crooks, soul selling lobbyists, unethical bureaucrats and dirty rotten elected politicians that serve themselves and steal your hard earned money under the guise of taxes.
Will be on vacation this summer. Going to the U.S. Crapital. Want to teach our children what a shithole really is.
by Eaton Holgoode February 08, 2018
Get the U.S. Crapital mug.The creamy amalgam of frothy, mixed male and female sexual juices aka semen and cum that is churned to a delicate consistency from rapid and extended sexual intercourse.
Roger and Diane came home after late night partying and had wild, drunken sex all night. The early morning light revealed a substantial deposit of Sheet Butter in the middle of the bed's wet spot.
by Eaton Holgoode September 16, 2015
Get the Sheet Butter mug.Extremely saggy, thin tits on a younger female. The kind expected on one’s gammy or other geriatric female. Resemble baseballs hanging down in tube socks.
Sabby is smokin hot but she got the gammy tits Braaaahhh. She took that bra off and bam down to her waist they fell.
by Eaton Holgoode November 25, 2017
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