Eaton Holgoode's definitions
A rough, vigorous hand job simultaneously performed while repeatedly smacking the testicles with a small bamboo cane.
She strapped a ball gag in my mouth and began giving me a meat flog. What a day it was with my step mom.
by Eaton Holgoode March 6, 2017
Get the Meat Flogmug. What ya say when ya find out she or he got the dingleberries just before you stick ya dick in their ass.
Ewwwwww baby you nasty. You got demberries.
He bent over to take my engorged fuck knob but I could only shout man dude you got demberries.
He bent over to take my engorged fuck knob but I could only shout man dude you got demberries.
by Eaton Holgoode June 11, 2018
Get the Demberriesmug. Frank went to visit his girlfriend but ended up in a hot three way with her and her roommate and had quite the clam dinner from what I hear.
by Eaton Holgoode July 22, 2016
Get the Clam Dinnermug. Extremely hot chick that’s always DTF. May be into various kinks and generally sexually uninhibited. Willing to try anything once. Twice if she likes it.
by Eaton Holgoode November 29, 2018
Get the Skinnie Slappermug. Rachel loves my velvet sack.
I teabagged her with my velvet sack.
It’s a lot of work maintaining my velvet sack. If I don’t I’m like a Sasquatch down there.
I teabagged her with my velvet sack.
It’s a lot of work maintaining my velvet sack. If I don’t I’m like a Sasquatch down there.
by Eaton Holgoode December 10, 2018
Get the Velvet Sackmug. Multiple festering small, round and thrombosed external hemorrhoids around the anus creating the appearance of a ring of very ripe, red raspberries around the oring.
Sonja begged Carl not to perform anal sex on her. He wore her out from the night before and left her with a Raspberry Ring and needed time to heal up and let the Tucks Medicated Pads provide a little cooling relief.
by Eaton Holgoode April 28, 2015
Get the Raspberry Ringmug. When you nestle your nose deep in her pussy bush on the way down to performing cunnilingus so you can sniff around and make sure all smells nice and fresh.
Should less than a savory aroma be encountered, one can bail out on copulation without embarrassment.
Should less than a savory aroma be encountered, one can bail out on copulation without embarrassment.
Thank goodness I did the whisker sniff last night on that ho I picked up at the bar. It was emitting the aroma of a box of oysters sitting in the sun. I slipped back up, put on a sheath and gave her the D instead.
by Eaton Holgoode June 4, 2018
Get the Whisker Sniffmug.