Definitions by Eaton Holgoode
Brown Bag Special
A girl you would gladly bang provided you had a brown bag to cover up her face. Also known as a butter face.
This bar is full of brown bag specials tonight. Sheeeeshhhh!
I had to use a pillow case for the brown bag special I took home last night. He body was smokin’ but her pocked face looked like it got blasted with buckshot.
I had to use a pillow case for the brown bag special I took home last night. He body was smokin’ but her pocked face looked like it got blasted with buckshot.
Brown Bag Special by Eaton Holgoode January 17, 2019
Honey Money
Hot female with the perfect pussy. Perfectly the sized, shaped, tightness and wetness. It’s the money!
Honey Money by Eaton Holgoode January 17, 2019
Poncho Up
I hooked up with Ashleigh last night. Did you poncho up? No why? Better go ahead and make a doctor appointment.
I always poncho up before having sex with a prostitute.
My mom found my stash of rubbers. She told my dad but he was glad that I knew to poncho up.
I always poncho up before having sex with a prostitute.
My mom found my stash of rubbers. She told my dad but he was glad that I knew to poncho up.
Poncho Up by Eaton Holgoode January 17, 2019
Spurt of Lady Love Juice
Squirting female ejaculate. Often rarely experienced by the average male unless they are fortunate enough to hook up with a squirter.
Rachel shot me in the face with her spurt of lady love juice.
I hooked up with a random from the club last night. Braaaaahh she hit me with a spurt of lady love juice. It was wet and wild.
I hooked up with a random from the club last night. Braaaaahh she hit me with a spurt of lady love juice. It was wet and wild.
Spurt of Lady Love Juice by Eaton Holgoode January 17, 2019
Gopher Hole
She had me climbing the wall last night when she surprised me with a finger in the old gopher hole.
Rachel loves to play with my gopher hole when she gives me a Hummer.
I was hitting her doggie last night and I decided to thumb her gopher hole.
Rachel loves to play with my gopher hole when she gives me a Hummer.
I was hitting her doggie last night and I decided to thumb her gopher hole.
Gopher Hole by Eaton Holgoode January 17, 2019
Whore Stank
The smell your side whore or prostitute leaves on your body, your junk and your clothes. The smell of sex.
Always the olfactory trigger that your steady girl or wife tries to sniff out when you get home. They have a nose for it.
A true player gets the whore stank off before he goes home.
Always the olfactory trigger that your steady girl or wife tries to sniff out when you get home. They have a nose for it.
A true player gets the whore stank off before he goes home.
I stopped at the gas station to wash my junk in the sink and take a french bath to get the whore stank off before meeting my wife for dinner.
Whore Stank by Eaton Holgoode January 17, 2019
Mashing the Leftovers
I picked up a filthy prostitute last night. Paid her $10 for anal but it was like mashing the leftovers. Nasty braaaaahhhh.
She was begging for anal but it was mashing the leftovers down there.
She was begging for anal but it was mashing the leftovers down there.
Mashing the Leftovers by Eaton Holgoode January 17, 2019