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Missionary Tuck

When you are banging her hard missionary position and she reaches around, pulls up your floppy scrotum and stuffs your balls deep into your ass crack.
Rachel gave me the missionary tuck last night. It felt great till i busted my nut and tensed my ass checks. Almost cut my damn nuts off.
by Eaton Holgoode January 8, 2019
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Meat Stank

Post sex pussy stank you just can't wash off your cock no matter how much soap and scrubbing. Takes days to wear off. Typically encountered when fucking hoes and prostitutes. However, your old lady may have stank gash from an infection or just not bathing for several days.
Braaaaahhh what's that smell. Smells like tainted sea bass.

Just my cock and balls yo. Got a little touch of the meat stank from that dirty hoe I plowed last night.
by Eaton Holgoode February 28, 2017
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Deli at the Y

A meaty pussy. A chick with extra meaty pussy lips. Thick vertical bacon.
Rachel is coming over. I’ll be eating at the deli at the y tonight.
by Eaton Holgoode November 27, 2018
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Gentleman's Necktie

A cock ring, constrictor band or other device used to squeeze the penis to engorge it.
Sheena loved getting Carl's engorged cock after he slipped on a Gentleman's Necktie.
by Eaton Holgoode February 22, 2015
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Drip Stick

A male with a sexually transmitted disease known to have promiscuous, unprotected sex with no regard for spreading their nasty infections to others.
You had sex with Roger? Wow. You know he's a drip stick. You might as well head to the clinic now before you start to itch.
by Eaton Holgoode April 26, 2017
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The Lab

Carl couldn't wait to get him and see his girlfriend and pound the lab.
by Eaton Holgoode April 22, 2015
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Dijon Dick

A cock that tastes a little too tangy. A dirty dick unwashed from sweat and filth or carrying the remnants of a sexual encounter with a different partner.
Carol suspects I'm getting booty on the side now. I didn't have time to shower when I got home from banging Dana last night and well.......she got a little Dijon Dick.
by Eaton Holgoode March 9, 2017
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