Droppin’ a Rusty

When you blow a hemorrhoid during a massive, rough shit leaving a reddish, rusty colored stool. Very common at rest areas and truck stops from the long haulers stopping in to grunt it out.

I was droppin’ a rusty at the rest stop today before I got back on the road.

Someone was in there droppin’ a rusty. It sounded painful. All I heard was straining and the words “Damn Roid” then a very wet splash.

by Eaton Holgoode May 31, 2018

Hit The Trench

The act of engaging in anal sex. To Hit The Trench applies to male on male, male on female and female on male (with strap on) anal play.

Louis: Hey Brian. How as your weekend get away with Sandy last weekend?
Brian: We never left the hotel room!
Louis: Really?
Brian: Oh yeaaaa Braaaahhhh! She let me Hit The Trench all day and night.
Louis: How was it?
Brian: Nice and tight! But she is constipated now and can't shit.
Louis: Way to tap dat ass Brooooohhhhh!

by Eaton Holgoode April 19, 2014

Whore's Breath

The state of unfreshness and uncleanliness of your wife's or girlfriend's mouth, tongue and oral cavity after they perform a loving combination of analingus and oral sex on you and gobble your load of semen. She will typically want a kiss of affection from you post this rambunctious, sexual play, but must always be refused until appropriate oral hygiene is completed with a toothbrush and mouthwash.

Donna: Did you like that baby when I gave you a tossed salad and then gobbled your goo and swallowed your man juice?
Randy: Yea baby. I love it when you nibble the brown round and inhale my knob.
Donna: I love you baby. Give me a kiss.
Randy: Hell no! Go brush your damn teeth. Nasty as bitch. Ya got Whore's Breath.

by Eaton Holgoode April 30, 2015

Red Eyed Cowgirl

When your old lady is riding you reverse cowgirl and just before you nut she hops off to suck you dry but slides her body and ass back towards your face a little too far and buries your nose deep in her winking red eye.

Rachel gave me the red eyed cowgirl last night. I still can’t wash that smell off my nose.

by Eaton Holgoode November 08, 2018

Creamy Smile

A Creamy Smile is a gesture of satisfaction and gratitude. A Creamy Smile is comprised of the display of happiness and satisfaction through facial gesture and the spoken word of the giver of fellatio to the receiver of fellatio when the nut has been busted. A Creamy Smile may be displayed by a female or male fellatio performer. After providing thorough and complete fellatio, and the female or male giver has received an oral creampie, the giver looks up at the receiver, usually with still some remaining chincicle, and displays a glowing, ear to ear smile of satisfaction and says "Thanks for the feeding" or some other verbiage that references the hot meal they have just been fed. It is only courteous and proper manners that the giver provides a Creamy Smile to the receiver.

Curt: How as your date with Ramona last night Bro!
Denzel: It was a blast, yo! Literally.
Curt: How?
Denzel: She worked my knob over good giving me the best blow job I have ever had.

Curt: Did she like it?
Denzel: Helllzzz yea Bra!!!!! Blew my gobbling goo and she had it all over. But knew she was happy cause I got dat Creamy Smile when she was done!
Curt: That is sweeeeet Bro! Her momma taught her some proper manners!

by Eaton Holgoode March 07, 2014

Doin’ the Daily

Taking a dump. Your daily release of the bowels.

What’s he doing in there? Oh he’s doin’ the daily.

I was late for my meeting today cause I was doin’ the daily.

by Eaton Holgoode May 07, 2018

Bust n’ Crust

When you pass out after wanking yourself to a glorious, hot, nut all over your stomach and you wake up hours later with your skin and hair stuck together like crusty Elemer’s glue.

I did a bust n’ crust last night. My hairs were stuck together like glue.

by Eaton Holgoode June 09, 2018