1065 definitions by Eaton Holgoode
The copious amounts of ass crack sweat that drips, settles and moistens the gusset of one's panties or underwear. Ham Juices leave a wet mark running from the taint upwards to the waistband. Ham Juices are caused by vigorous exercise or routine activity in high heat and humid climates.
Frank: Hi Carl. How was your work out today?
Carl: It was great. Got a good pump. Really had the Ham Juices today though.
Frank: Hope you showered up Brahhhhhh!
Carl: That gusset was dripping wet like a $2.00 crack whore on a Friday after payday.
Frank: Nasty Brohhhhhhh!
Carl: It was great. Got a good pump. Really had the Ham Juices today though.
Frank: Hope you showered up Brahhhhhh!
Carl: That gusset was dripping wet like a $2.00 crack whore on a Friday after payday.
Frank: Nasty Brohhhhhhh!
by Eaton Holgoode March 12, 2015
A perfect vagina aka peach with a small, but bushy, tuft of hair above the clitoral area. Somewhat coarse and Brillo like.
I ate Stephanie’s juicy little peach last night and my nose was buried deep in her fragrant peach brillo.
by Eaton Holgoode November 28, 2017
When your girlfriend pulls your grandma's afghan (the crocheted wrap that's thrown over the back of the couch) over your lap and gives you a smooth, loving tug job during movie night.
by Eaton Holgoode February 21, 2017
by Eaton Holgoode October 6, 2015
A euphemistic expression regarding the extreme urgency to defecate and holding it in as much in as possible. Having the pressure of a fecal turd poking itself partially out of the bum hole while trying to make it to the closest restroom.
by Eaton Holgoode March 20, 2017
The creamy amalgam of sperm and smegma. Formulated when a dude with a filthy, dick cheese riddle penis beats off and nuts all over his knob and froths it together.
My roommate left is nasty as cum rag on the couch. It was covered in dried spergma.
I really need to wash my glans more often. This smegma really makes a lot of spergma when I rub one out.
I really need to wash my glans more often. This smegma really makes a lot of spergma when I rub one out.
by Eaton Holgoode February 16, 2018
A formal reference to a male, typically late teens and early 20s, that wanks himself mutiple times a day. Typically affiliated with a porn addition and lack of employment.
Let me introduce you to my roommate John. However you can simply cal him Sir Wanksalot.
My brother, Sir Wanksalot, moved back in with mom and dad. What a looser.
My brother, Sir Wanksalot, moved back in with mom and dad. What a looser.
by Eaton Holgoode April 12, 2017