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A completely shaved, hairless penile region including a shorn scrotum. Males with a bald jimmy look like a pre-pubescent boy.
Despite appearing to have the genitals of a 10 year old, I love having a bald jimmy. I hate hacking on a hair.
by Eaton Holgoode May 4, 2018
Get the Bald Jimmy mug.When your girl goes down on you and you surprise her with taint musk after several days of no ball washing. She promptly pulls up with a Trump Pucker face like she just sucked a hot, spicy sour pickle.
by Eaton Holgoode March 1, 2017
Get the Spicy Taint Musk mug.A fat, meaty vagina with exceptionally large labia that have the appearance of a think, meat stuffed hoagie roll.
Roger's girl has a clam hoagie and she damn near suffocated him when she sat on his face during their recent smother play session.
by Eaton Holgoode December 1, 2015
Get the Clam Hoagie mug.Flavoring up her booty hole prior to or while eating her ass out by inserting a delicious Ring Pop candy.
Roger was ring poppin’ Me last night with a watermelon ring pop. He said my booty tasted so sweet and tangy.
by Eaton Holgoode June 12, 2018
Get the Ring Poppin’ mug.Little Donny happen to spot his naked grandmother coming out of the shower. Her mangy muff startled him and scarred him for several months. Every time he went to wank one out it was all he could envision.
by Eaton Holgoode December 1, 2015
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Braaaahhh you might want to ask out that chick at the end of the bar. Rumor has it she's a deep neck.
Carl hated his wife but she's worth keeping around cause she's a deep neck.
Dude your grandma is a deep neck.
Carl hated his wife but she's worth keeping around cause she's a deep neck.
Dude your grandma is a deep neck.
by Eaton Holgoode February 21, 2017
Get the Deep Neck mug.When a dude jerks off and rubs out his nut creme with one hand and and busts his hot load in the other hand which is held in a cup like shape.
What is done with the nut creme thereafter is purely and individual preference.
For example, one might enjoy eating their own nut. One might enjoy slapping their girl across the face with their creme cup. Or it may simply facilitate a quick jerk and easy clean up. The possibilities are endless.
What is done with the nut creme thereafter is purely and individual preference.
For example, one might enjoy eating their own nut. One might enjoy slapping their girl across the face with their creme cup. Or it may simply facilitate a quick jerk and easy clean up. The possibilities are endless.
Rachel wouldn’t give up the pussy last night so did a little creme cup and well.....she had to go wash her chin off when I was done.
Tony was so horny at work from doing nothing but watching internet porn he did a creme cup right at his desk.
My roommate is a sick fucker. He eats his own creme cups. I know. I watch him do it every night. Really? And he’s the sick fucker?
Tony was so horny at work from doing nothing but watching internet porn he did a creme cup right at his desk.
My roommate is a sick fucker. He eats his own creme cups. I know. I watch him do it every night. Really? And he’s the sick fucker?
by Eaton Holgoode February 15, 2018
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