A massive, beefy shit one takes after engorging on Brazilian red meats at a Brazilian steakhouse. Hallmarked by the accompanying beefy farts.
I ate so much meat at the Brazilian steakhouse last night at our company party that I was dropping beef truffles at 35,000 ft on my flight home. The pilot almost had to drop the oxygen masks for passenger relief.
by Eaton Holgoode December 14, 2018
When three dudes gang bang a chick and plug every hole while simultaneously and rhythmically creating a rapid slapping sound of their balls hitting against her chin, ass and taint.
We gave Becky the ol’ three bag slap last night. It was music braaaahhhh.
My new neighbor came over and we gave her the three bag slap. She’s walking sore today.
My new neighbor came over and we gave her the three bag slap. She’s walking sore today.
by Eaton Holgoode November 30, 2017
A semi-erect or semi-flaccid penis (depends upon your outlook you know glass half empty or glass half full).
My economics teacher gives me a Flubb-Chubb.
Rachel was grinding into my cock n balls the whole concert but I only got a Flubb-Chubb.
My uncle tried to give me a handy last night but I only got a Flubb-Chubb.
Rachel was grinding into my cock n balls the whole concert but I only got a Flubb-Chubb.
My uncle tried to give me a handy last night but I only got a Flubb-Chubb.
by Eaton Holgoode November 05, 2018
Soft, loose shits that are pure hell fire on the anal ring. Feels like burning hot butter dripping from the arse hole.
All those chicken wings last night gave me hot butter drops.
I had to wipe forever to clean up the hot butter drops.
I had the butter drops and I may need a quick re-wipe. My bung is on fire.
I had to wipe forever to clean up the hot butter drops.
I had the butter drops and I may need a quick re-wipe. My bung is on fire.
by Eaton Holgoode February 05, 2018
The extremely full, and often painful, feeling as if a boxing glove is being shoved up your rectum during an anal fisting. Most often occurs when the individual receiving has an exceptionally tight and tiny rectal cavity and their fisting partner has extremely oversized, large hands. Feeling may also be achieved by someone sporting Sausage Fingers.
Tonya was excited to try fisting for the first time. Her tight little virgin bung was arched up in an organic spread and thoroughly lubed. However, she was forced to stop after feeling like she was getting Boxing Gloved by her boyfriends thick, girthy Sausage Fingers.
by Eaton Holgoode August 21, 2015
Turning on the closed captioning to your porn videos so you can read the moans while you fap yourself to glorious nut after glorious nut. Done when the sound is just not an option.
by Eaton Holgoode March 22, 2017
A Whaff that is overly dominated with the smell of fresh and/or fried bologna. The primary oddity of Bologna Whaffs is that the purveyors of the putrid gas, did not consume any bologna products to account for the rancid stench.
Stan: Yo WTF is that smell? Are they cooking up fried bologna again in the cafeteria?
Joe: No Braahhhhh! That's me. I am ripping the Bologna Whaffs today. What do you think?
Stan: I think I fixing to hurl broohhhhh! That stank is rank nasty ass yo. It's clinging to my nostrils. I need air.
Joe: No Braahhhhh! That's me. I am ripping the Bologna Whaffs today. What do you think?
Stan: I think I fixing to hurl broohhhhh! That stank is rank nasty ass yo. It's clinging to my nostrils. I need air.
by Eaton Holgoode April 06, 2015