Definitions by Eaton Holgoode
Bung Diddle Diddle
When you are hittin’ it solid from behind doggie style and attempt to slip a finger or two (or thumb) into her tightened little bung hole for a diddle diddle but get an immediate response of “Uhhh Ahhh, No!”
Tried the old bung diddle diddle last night with Rachel. And? What do you think? Uhhh Aghhh, No! Exactly.
Bung Diddle Diddle by Eaton Holgoode November 5, 2018
Juiced Tool
A spent dick. A post ejaculation penis in a limp, flaccid state. Unable to achieve another erection or nut.
Ideal insult for a real douche bag.
Ideal insult for a real douche bag.
Rachel got me off twice last night but after that I had a juiced tool.
Every time I stay over at my cousins my uncle gives me a juiced tool.
My new boss is a real juiced tool. Can’t stand that guy.
Every time I stay over at my cousins my uncle gives me a juiced tool.
My new boss is a real juiced tool. Can’t stand that guy.
Juiced Tool by Eaton Holgoode November 5, 2018
Purple Creamers
Rachel is a cock tease. She dry humped me on the couch all night then left me with the worst purple creamers. I had to rub out a rope.
I spent all afternoon watching granny porn and edged myself to the most painful purple creamers. But the old lady sucked me off when she got home. About blew the back of her head off with that nut.
I spent all afternoon watching granny porn and edged myself to the most painful purple creamers. But the old lady sucked me off when she got home. About blew the back of her head off with that nut.
Purple Creamers by Eaton Holgoode November 5, 2018
Crotch Hop
What a night. I did the old crotch hop. First Becky. Then Rachel. Then Cassidy. My balls were dry.
I never left my apartment all weekend. The girls kept coming over. It was a real crotch hop.
I never left my apartment all weekend. The girls kept coming over. It was a real crotch hop.
Crotch Hop by Eaton Holgoode November 5, 2018
Purple Clover
When your old lady’s ass is worn out and beat up from too much anal and all them hemorrhoids look like a field of purple clover down there.
Rachel’s ass has been so vigorously anal sexed it’s a field of purple clover. She gonna need surgery on them piles.
Purple Clover by Eaton Holgoode November 5, 2018
Baboon Fur
That chick was hot AF but man she had some wild baboon fur when I was hittin it from behind.
Her baboon fur was so thick you could braid it.
Her baboon fur was so thick you could braid it.
Baboon Fur by Eaton Holgoode November 5, 2018
Headitorial
Rachel’s Snapchat story clearly reflects her headitoral opinions.
My mom has been monitoring my social media accounts. She’s a little disappointed in my headitorial stances.
My mom has been monitoring my social media accounts. She’s a little disappointed in my headitorial stances.
Headitorial by Eaton Holgoode November 5, 2018