Eaton Holgoode's definitions
A nasty, dirty and often diseased whore's crotch. Typically the filthy crotch and neither region of a prostitute, meth whore or crack whore or just a chick with a dirty, cankered up crotch.
Stan: What's up Carl. Are you seriously going to go out with Jane?
Carl: Yea broooohhhh. I be getting me some a dat!
Stan: You and about six dozen others brooohhhh! That chick is cankered. Wear a sock braaahhhh. Wear a sock!
Carl: Yea broooohhhh. I be getting me some a dat!
Stan: You and about six dozen others brooohhhh! That chick is cankered. Wear a sock braaahhhh. Wear a sock!
by Eaton Holgoode May 12, 2015
Get the Cankeredmug. An individual, male or female, with a such a hirsute anal region that they sport a prolific dingleberry problem.
Roger is a berry farmer. He’s always digging and plucking them out.
Despite a weekly wax, Rachel’s hairy ass made her one hell of a berry farmer.
Despite a weekly wax, Rachel’s hairy ass made her one hell of a berry farmer.
by Eaton Holgoode May 4, 2018
Get the Berry Farmermug. A reference to a finger banging or a fisting (of any orifice) that is so deeply penetrating and so vigorous that it's akin to working a ventriloquist doll or similar hand puppet.
Roger fisted his neighbor like a puppet.
How was your date last night braaaahhh?
Worked her over like a puppet brother.
Breath deep baby. I'm going full fist. Gonna work that booty like a puppet.
How was your date last night braaaahhh?
Worked her over like a puppet brother.
Breath deep baby. I'm going full fist. Gonna work that booty like a puppet.
by Eaton Holgoode January 14, 2016
Get the Like a Puppetmug. When you blow a hemorrhoid during a massive, rough shit leaving a reddish, rusty colored stool. Very common at rest areas and truck stops from the long haulers stopping in to grunt it out.
I was droppin’ a rusty at the rest stop today before I got back on the road.
Someone was in there droppin’ a rusty. It sounded painful. All I heard was straining and the words “Damn Roid” then a very wet splash.
Someone was in there droppin’ a rusty. It sounded painful. All I heard was straining and the words “Damn Roid” then a very wet splash.
by Eaton Holgoode May 31, 2018
Get the Droppin’ a Rustymug. The state of unfreshness and uncleanliness of your wife's or girlfriend's mouth, tongue and oral cavity after they perform a loving combination of analingus and oral sex on you and gobble your load of semen. She will typically want a kiss of affection from you post this rambunctious, sexual play, but must always be refused until appropriate oral hygiene is completed with a toothbrush and mouthwash.
Donna: Did you like that baby when I gave you a tossed salad and then gobbled your goo and swallowed your man juice?
Randy: Yea baby. I love it when you nibble the brown round and inhale my knob.
Donna: I love you baby. Give me a kiss.
Randy: Hell no! Go brush your damn teeth. Nasty as bitch. Ya got Whore's Breath.
Randy: Yea baby. I love it when you nibble the brown round and inhale my knob.
Donna: I love you baby. Give me a kiss.
Randy: Hell no! Go brush your damn teeth. Nasty as bitch. Ya got Whore's Breath.
by Eaton Holgoode April 30, 2015
Get the Whore's Breathmug. The act of engaging in anal sex. To Hit The Trench applies to male on male, male on female and female on male (with strap on) anal play.
Louis: Hey Brian. How as your weekend get away with Sandy last weekend?
Brian: We never left the hotel room!
Louis: Really?
Brian: Oh yeaaaa Braaaahhhh! She let me Hit The Trench all day and night.
Louis: How was it?
Brian: Nice and tight! But she is constipated now and can't shit.
Louis: Way to tap dat ass Brooooohhhhh!
Brian: We never left the hotel room!
Louis: Really?
Brian: Oh yeaaaa Braaaahhhh! She let me Hit The Trench all day and night.
Louis: How was it?
Brian: Nice and tight! But she is constipated now and can't shit.
Louis: Way to tap dat ass Brooooohhhhh!
by Eaton Holgoode April 19, 2014
Get the Hit The Trenchmug. A red penis.
My dog hog is sore today.
Braaaaahhh what’s with the dog hog? You better get that checked out. Yea you are right. I think that prostitute may have had something.
Braaaaahhh what’s with the dog hog? You better get that checked out. Yea you are right. I think that prostitute may have had something.
by Eaton Holgoode June 18, 2018
Get the Dog Hogmug.