I’ll be yule logging after Christmas dinner.
All that egg nog made my Yule logging experience a little wet.
All that egg nog made my Yule logging experience a little wet.
by Eaton Holgoode December 24, 2017
Get the Yule Logging mug.The Chicken Skin Dust Mask is performed when a male takes his scrotum and stretches it with this left and right hands by pulling it from side to side stretching it out flat to resemble a mask. A loose, warm scrotum works best and should not be performed if suffering from jerky sack. The male then kneels over his female partner's face and places the stretched scrotum over her mouth and nose for mutual enjoyment.
by Eaton Holgoode June 22, 2009
Get the Chicken Skin Dust Mask mug.A finger towel is a small-sized towel providing an easy convenience to dry a girl’s hands and 'fingertips' quickly after diddling her pussy to orgasm.
I keep a finger towel in my nightstand in case my mom barges in my room.
My finger towel was juicy tonight.
I caught my brother sniffing my finger towel.
My finger towel was juicy tonight.
I caught my brother sniffing my finger towel.
by Eaton Holgoode February 08, 2018
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During rush week, several frats required dandi-balls of their pledges.
I was so drunk last night at the Christmas party I walked around with dandi-balls. I have a meeting at 2 pm today with Human Resources. Wonder what that’s about?
I was so drunk last night at the Christmas party I walked around with dandi-balls. I have a meeting at 2 pm today with Human Resources. Wonder what that’s about?
by Eaton Holgoode December 11, 2018
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Barry has a meat schtickle.
I was disappointed with his meat schtickle.
He sent me a dick pic. It was a meat schtickle.
I was disappointed with his meat schtickle.
He sent me a dick pic. It was a meat schtickle.
by Eaton Holgoode November 10, 2017
Get the Meat Schtickle mug.Flatulence that is so foul, so ripe, so pungent that it is thick, palatable and irritates that eyes and nasal passages.
Carl inhaled several Taco Bell bean burritos on the way home after a night of partying. By the time he crawled into bed with this girlfriend, he had bloated up with severe gas. He decided to give his girlfriend an old fashioned Dutch Oven but ended up dousing her with Ass Mace and she heaved and wretched violently.
by Eaton Holgoode April 30, 2015
Get the Ass Mace mug.A condition creating an overt love for the cock. A real cock lover. Can’t get enough. A real cock monger.
Pronounced COCK-A-MORE-EH
Pronounced COCK-A-MORE-EH
It wasn’t until gym class that we all figured out Roger suffers from cockamore.
That THOT will drop her panties for anyone. She’s got cockamore.
Braaaaahhh I will be over later to satisfy your mom’s cockamore.
That THOT will drop her panties for anyone. She’s got cockamore.
Braaaaahhh I will be over later to satisfy your mom’s cockamore.
by Eaton Holgoode October 30, 2017
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