Eaton Holgoode's definitions
A semi-erect or semi-flaccid penis (depends upon your outlook you know glass half empty or glass half full).
My economics teacher gives me a Flubb-Chubb.
Rachel was grinding into my cock n balls the whole concert but I only got a Flubb-Chubb.
My uncle tried to give me a handy last night but I only got a Flubb-Chubb.
Rachel was grinding into my cock n balls the whole concert but I only got a Flubb-Chubb.
My uncle tried to give me a handy last night but I only got a Flubb-Chubb.
by Eaton Holgoode November 5, 2018
Get the Flubb-Chubbmug. A disease riddled cock. Like barnacles on the hull of a boat, it's all cankered up with venereal/genital warts.
by Eaton Holgoode April 7, 2017
Get the Beef Barnaclesmug. When one drops a nasty, sticky defection with fecal viscosity that has the consistency of roofing tar. Tar Wipes require multiple wipes and an inordinate amount of toilet paper to clean up.
Frank: Wow Brahhhhh! You were in the crapper a long time. What gives?
Carl: I shouldn't have went to that all you can eat Indian Curry Buffet last night. My bung hole is burning and I got the damn Tar Wipes. Clean the stall out of both rolls of toilet paper and I still feel a little wet and greasy down there like I need a quick rewipe.
Carl: I shouldn't have went to that all you can eat Indian Curry Buffet last night. My bung hole is burning and I got the damn Tar Wipes. Clean the stall out of both rolls of toilet paper and I still feel a little wet and greasy down there like I need a quick rewipe.
by Eaton Holgoode May 12, 2015
Get the Tar Wipesmug. When a group of uncut males get together to purposely pull and tug on each other's foreskins to see who's will stretch the furthest.
Frank remained the champion of his Bungee Brothers. His buddy was able to tug and stretch his foreskin a full four inches.
by Eaton Holgoode April 18, 2015
Get the Bungee Brothersmug. A hairy female vagina that was ineptly cleaned post sex. The clinging array of cum and love juices dried in the pussy hair resemble a dirty, used kitchen sink Brillo pad that was used to clean up scrambled egg remnants from a frying pan.
David picked a local prostitute on the way home from work. Wasting no time to get his $10 dollars worth, he pulled her panties down but realized she was sporting a Dirty Brillo and settled for a hummer instead.
by Eaton Holgoode April 6, 2015
Get the Dirty Brillomug. Puking and duking (shitting at the same time. Typically caused by the flu, food poisoning or one hell of a hangover.
My roommate was so shitfaced last night he’s done nothing but puke n duke today.
I can’t come to work today. I’m sick. You have the flu? Pretty sure caused all I do is puke n duke.
I can’t come to work today. I’m sick. You have the flu? Pretty sure caused all I do is puke n duke.
by Eaton Holgoode January 17, 2018
Get the Puke n Dukemug. I’ll be back. I need a little quick wrist. This day is getting to me.
I’m gonna pick up a prostitute tonight on the way home for a little quick wrist.
Your mum gave me a quick wrist last night while you were asleep.
My uncle asked me if I wanted to see his quick wrist. Boy was that different.
I’m gonna pick up a prostitute tonight on the way home for a little quick wrist.
Your mum gave me a quick wrist last night while you were asleep.
My uncle asked me if I wanted to see his quick wrist. Boy was that different.
by Eaton Holgoode January 17, 2018
Get the Quick Wristmug.