Carl: What happened to you last night?
Frank: Picked up a hooker for a little blow and go.
Carl: How was it?
Frank: Rough. Bitch must of had her jaw busted by her pimp. She was a Flap Jaw. I kept thrusting it out of joint.
Frank: Picked up a hooker for a little blow and go.
Carl: How was it?
Frank: Rough. Bitch must of had her jaw busted by her pimp. She was a Flap Jaw. I kept thrusting it out of joint.
by Eaton Holgoode May 03, 2015
I gave Rachel the pink plunger last night. She was squirming all over. I could barely hold her ass still.
by Eaton Holgoode February 06, 2018
Busting your thick nut load all over her chin and then kicking back and watching it dribble on down her neck and chest.
by Eaton Holgoode October 17, 2018
Pure liquid, burning, explosive diarrhea.
Induced from poor dietary choices, booze benders or actually consuming Mexican tap water while on vacation in Cancun.
Induced from poor dietary choices, booze benders or actually consuming Mexican tap water while on vacation in Cancun.
How was your vacation to Mexico? Great until the Mexican water drops hit. I spent half the week on the shitter.
Partying till 2 am and late night Taco Bell is guaranteed Mexican water drops.
Partying till 2 am and late night Taco Bell is guaranteed Mexican water drops.
by Eaton Holgoode February 14, 2018
Any form of sexual jelly aka lubricant that is designed to warm or stimulate the genitals upon application or during coitus.
Tina couldn't wait to get home from work and use her new vibrator that arrived in the mail. She planned to enhance the experience by slathering it up with some Tingle Grease.
by Eaton Holgoode March 23, 2015
That glob is viscousy sperm that oozes out of her pussy and sticks to her panty gusset. A warm oyster usually makes its unexpected appearance several hours after sex and at the most inopportune time.
I was sitting in my job interview today and had a warm oyster. I think the recruiter thought I was shitting my pants cause I was squirming.
My panties are so wet from the warm oyster that just leaked out of me.
My panties are so wet from the warm oyster that just leaked out of me.
by Eaton Holgoode June 05, 2018
That undeniable facial expression that displays sheer pain and pleasurable release all at the same time when one is attempting and eventually passing a hard, crusty, constipated turd from one's ass.
by Eaton Holgoode March 01, 2017