1984 definitions by Eaton Holgoode

Bellendroduction

When you introduce her for the first time to your raging and engorged penis bellend.

She unzipped my fly and wha la! The perfect bellendroduction for Rachel. She took it in and slobbed the knob.

by Eaton Holgoode June 2, 2018

Bag n Gag

Sexual intercourse with a female with horrificly putrid body odor or a rank as smelly pussy. But despite the less than desirable aromas, you gag your way through it and bag her anyway cause after all, it is a hole.

I did a bag n gag last with that crack whore. Man my wanker smells today.

by Eaton Holgoode May 7, 2018

Rope Slinger

A male that slings long strands of semen when ejaculating.

Carl's new girlfriend was turned on by the copious amount of semen he unloaded on her. Never before had she gotten off with such a Rope Slinger. The strands were all across her face and neck.

by Eaton Holgoode June 24, 2015

Cockamore

A condition creating an overt love for the cock. A real cock lover. Can’t get enough. A real cock monger.

Pronounced COCK-A-MORE-EH

It wasn’t until gym class that we all figured out Roger suffers from cockamore.

That THOT will drop her panties for anyone. She’s got cockamore.

Braaaaahhh I will be over later to satisfy your mom’s cockamore.

by Eaton Holgoode October 30, 2017

Bulb Job

While giving you sloppy wet head, your girl grasps your scrotum and twists it around repeatedly likes she holding and installing a light bulb. Once the scrotum is to the point of tightness and inability to twist the balls any further, she releases the sack and it spins back to its normal saggy, dangly position. Repeat as desired.

My balls are so sore today. Rachel gave me the best bulb Job last night.

by Eaton Holgoode January 24, 2018

Wegging

Wanking your cock while your girlfriend is pegging your ass from behind with a large strap on dong.

Rachel and I we’re wegging last night. I busted a rope all over her pillow she was hitting my prostate hard.

by Eaton Holgoode February 11, 2018

Dog Beatin’

Another name for male masturbation. Jerking off. Wanking. Beating off. Stroking. Rubbing one out.

My roomie is in his room dog beatin’.

I like to do a little dog beatin’ when I take a shit.

I like to look at lady boy porn while I’m dog beatin’.

It was along night of dog beatin’. My cock is sore.

by Eaton Holgoode February 17, 2018