Fresh Slide

A reference to a hot, fresh turd. Another colloquial way to express your need to take a shit.

Right back. Fresh slide. Yo!

Carl was late for his class as he had to stop for a fresh slide.

That wine last night gave me a fresh slide this morning.

by Eaton Holgoode December 08, 2017

Brown Marble

An inordinately large Dingleberry.

Braaaahhhh I need your pocket knife.

Why?

Gotta cut this brown marble out my crease fleece. I can barley walk.

by Eaton Holgoode January 12, 2017

Crack the Saucer

Anal sex.

I hooked up with Rachel last night and I cracked the saucer.

My girl likes me to crack the saucer.

My cell mate bent over so I had no choice but to crack the saucer.

by Eaton Holgoode October 08, 2018

Clemson Dinner

A meal consisting of fast food and generally unhealthy food choices.

These extra pounds are no doubt from many Clemson dinners.

by Eaton Holgoode January 16, 2019

Custard Pump

The penis. A rigid cock ready to sling a hot rope of nut custard.

Rachel worked my custard pump last night and got a mouthful.

My custard pump is primed and about to unload.

She emptied my custard pump with a vigorous handy.

by Eaton Holgoode February 04, 2018

Cheddar Bum

A sweaty, filthy, stinking anal region.

Baby I can’t take it. It’s making me gag. Go wash ya cheddar bum.

by Eaton Holgoode October 25, 2018

Elmo Knots

Excessive knotted up ass hairs of a ginger that has a very hairy anal region.

I’m so repulsed. That burly, hairy ginger plumber they sent out bent over and his plumer’s crack was spouting Elmo Knots.

I finally shagged that Hot ginger chick in accounting. But dude her ass was full of Elmo Knots.

by Eaton Holgoode February 02, 2018