Eaton Holgoode's definitions

Sugar Fuzz

Small ring of peach fuzz like hair around the rim of the anus.

I love the aroma of Rachel’s sugar fuzz.

I rarely get any dingleberries. I only have a little sugar fuzz.

by Eaton Holgoode February 14, 2018

Raw Burger

A vagina that has been so well fucked that is appearance is left in a swollen, raw, reddened and tender to the touch state. Resulting from hits of prolonged sexual activity and/or an extremely endowed lover. A reference to a female's fur burger as being raw like hamburger when done with pillaging sexual play.

Roger and his wife connected with a bull online and met at a hotel for a sex romp. Their bull pounded her for hours and left her with a raw burger while her husband sat and watched and rubbed one out.

by Eaton Holgoode December 12, 2015

Soh Vaggie

A sore vagina from rough, vigorous sex.

Rachel and I did an all nighter and she gots a soh vaggie today.

Girl that deep dicking last night leavin me a soh vaggie.

by Eaton Holgoode October 30, 2018

Bogbean

A female clitoris that is buried deep in puffy labial folds and wooly thick pubes.

Even fully engorged, I couldn’t find Rachel’s bogbean. That pussy is fat.

by Eaton Holgoode June 2, 2018

Happy Start

When you pay the extra cheese straight up at the massage parlor and you get a handy from the masseuse before the massage. Preferable to a happy ending.

The Asian spa downtown will give you a happy start for an extra $20.

by Eaton Holgoode January 9, 2019

Jolly Green Sanchez

When you give the old lady a good old fashioned Dirty Sanchez and in doing so, her upper lip is also adorned with a few remnant kernels from her previously consumed, savory Jolly Green Giant Corn Niblets.

Rachel is going to have to cut back on her corn consumption prior to anal sex. Otherwise, she can always expect a Jolly Green Sanchez.

I gave that whore a Jolly Green Sanchez. What a dirty slut.

by Eaton Holgoode June 3, 2018

Dog Nosing

During sex or foreplay, when you root your nose all up in her ass and/or pussy, like a dog, taking in all those hot, fragrant female aromas.

I was dog nosing Rachel's ass last night.

I was dog nosing your mom last night braaaaaahhh. Like a flower garden down there.

by Eaton Holgoode April 21, 2017