Grunion Patch

When one's grundle becomes sweaty and takes on a vinegar and oniony type smell. Not easily masked and very noticeable even though clothing. Transfers easily to the fingers and under the nail when itchy and scratched.
Is someone here eating pickled onions? That's very pungent.

Sorry no. It's my grunion patch. I have been working in the yard and sweating all day. Here, is this what you smell ( scratches grundle and then puts finger under nose).

Good goards man that's f***ing ripe. Go shower now and scrub that hand.
by Eaton Holgoode January 18, 2016
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Tongue Ride

To provide oral servicing to the vagina or the anus otherwise known as cunnilingus and analingus. Tongue Rides can be provided by male or female and are very wet and satisfying for both the giver and receiver.
Rob's girlfriend Mary couldn't wait to get home after a long day at work. She was wet, moist and ready for Rob to give her the Tongue Ride she had been thinking about all day.
by Eaton Holgoode March 31, 2014
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Breastward

During sexual activity and generally during foreplay, the slow but tedious movement of the mouth and hands towards the female breasts for exploration and stimulation.
I made out with Rachel last night and my breastward movement paid off.
by Eaton Holgoode February 14, 2018
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Vag Sap

The vaginal wetness and moisture that does not appear to be present until an object, finger, penis or other body part is stuck inside the vagina. After which, like a tap for tree sap, allows the wetness to flow out freely thus creating Vag Sap.
Hey dude. I hear your girlfriend has a dry snatch. No way braaa. It may seem that way but once you get a finger in there, nothing but pure Vag Sap. Sweet!
by Eaton Holgoode June 24, 2009
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Pink Knuckle

A ragingly, engorged clitoris.
She was so horny her pink knuckle was all swole up.

I was stroking Rachel’s pink knuckle last night. She was squirming and squirting.
by Eaton Holgoode October 09, 2018
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Hugging the Bucket

Experiencing the most vile and wretched hangover whereby you are predisposed to spending hours in the bathroom clinging to the toilet heaving all but your internal organs out repeatedly into the bowl.
Where’s Sam? He was out all night partying. He’s in the shitter hugging the bucket. Been in there for about 4 hours now. You should hear him any minute heaving out another round.
by Eaton Holgoode December 14, 2018
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Gym Dribbles

When you push the weights just a little too hard for that gain and soil a little skid dribble in your shorts. Protein shakes are a notorious source for gym dribbles.
Holy shite! I just blew gym dribbles with that last set. I need to run to the locker room and do a quick wipe.
by Eaton Holgoode October 16, 2018
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