Eaton Holgoode's definitions

Dirt Clots

Remanants of fecal matter. Often found clinging around the bum hole or knotted up in ass hair. See clingons. Dirt Clots may also form around the head of the penis when having anal sex with a dirty partner.

I got mud butt today. I can feel the dirt clots down there. Need a re-wipe.

Roger had sex with a prostitute. Her ass was full of dirt clots.

I suggest your girl does an enema before anal braaaaahhh. Otherwise, expect dirt clots.

by Eaton Holgoode March 2, 2017

Warming a Cobbler

Brewing up a big ol’ shit.

Who’s farting in here? The room smells like hot ass. Just me braaaaahhhh. I’m warming a cobbler. Should be ready from the oven shortly.

by Eaton Holgoode October 22, 2018

Gropeopotamus

A greasy, fat white male pervert that is constantly on the hunt for cheap feel and grope of a nonchalant nature. Gropeopotamus are fround at shopping malls, grocery stores, play grounds, parks, concerts and sporting events. They are recognizable by their outdated, stained clothing, barrel-shaped beer guts, salivating mouths, nearly hairless bodies and stubby runt-like legs. The Gropeopotamus is aggressive and unpredictable and will grope and fondle adults and children of any sex, age or race. Gropeopotamus also smell like a mixture of musky sweat and aged cheese.

Cindy was enjoyed a day of shopping at the local mall until she and her friend Carla encounted a Gropeopotamus in the food court.

by Eaton Holgoode April 9, 2015

Deveined

For a domineering female to completely strip, remove and destroy any shred of dignity you once had as a man and ability to do man things. To be brow beat by her sorry ass to the point you just don't give a fuck any more. Men that have been Deveined are easily detected by their scowled look, pathetic dress, virtual silence, lack of male friends and a non-existent social circle other than the shit she likes.

Within six months of marriage, Howard and been completely Deveined by his wife. He was left a silent, useless excuse for the male species.

by Eaton Holgoode April 30, 2015

Gummy Wormer

An individual with a soft penis fetish. Someone who prefers performing oral on a flaccid cock.

I had a little touch of the whiskey dick the other night. I was afraid Dana was going to be pissed but found out she's a gummy wormer. Best soft head ever braaaahhhhh.

by Eaton Holgoode March 8, 2017

House Salad

Hosting a house party whereby in addition to drinking, partying and other debauchery, you offer up your wife's or girlfriend's ass to your guests for a little hot, juicy, tangy tossed salad action.

Everyone always looked forward to the spread at Howard's Super Bowl party. While renowned for the food, his parties were best known for the serving up of the House Salad at half time. The ribs weren't the only thing served up tangy in the last half of the game.

by Eaton Holgoode May 6, 2015

Pearl Lipstick

One's glistening pussy lips after receiving a sloppy wet performance of cunnilingus or one or more hot, thick loads of man gravy. The pussy lips are left glistening and very shiny.

Frank performed oral on his girlfriend causing her to squirt multiple times. After she could take no more, he sat back and admired her Pearl Lipstick As it glistened like the morning dew.

by Eaton Holgoode February 27, 2015