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An indiscriminate sucker of the cock. Someone that will suck any D. Anytime, anyplace, anywhere and anyone.
Frank is a one Hot Puffer. Take him to a club and he’s in the rest room the whole time.
Sheila is a Hot Puffer. You need a quick BJ? Just knock on her door. She’s on her knees in seconds.
Sheila is a Hot Puffer. You need a quick BJ? Just knock on her door. She’s on her knees in seconds.
by Eaton Holgoode January 17, 2018
Get the Hot Puffer mug.A massive case of overwhelming nausea accompanied by potentially explosive sharts and explosive diarrhea. The Savory Squirts strike almost immediately after eating something that is savory, tastes good and is otherwise satisfying, but clearly does not agree with one’s digestive system and must find a way out as fast as it came in.
Henry enjoyed a delicious sundried tomato quiche at the restaurant near his office. Although Henry enjoyed the savory flavor of dish, within minutes of consumption Henry found himself grasping the sides of the table, sweat beading on his brow and pinching his sphincter like a vice all while being nauseated to the point of thinking he was going to Shuke at any moment with a case of the Savory Squirts.
by Eaton Holgoode March 12, 2014
Get the Savory Squirts mug.A fat, limp penis. Typical the penis is a post ejaculation state. However, applies to any fat, limp dick.
by Eaton Holgoode March 6, 2017
Get the Lugworm mug.Smacking your girl in the face repeatedly with your stiff, rigid penis. Typically performed for her pleasure prior to oral sex.
I gave Rachel the blue vein beatdown last night before she sucked me off.
As soon as my dad left for work, I gave my step mom a blue vein beatdown.
As soon as my dad left for work, I gave my step mom a blue vein beatdown.
by Eaton Holgoode April 11, 2017
Get the Blue Vein Beatdown mug.The inadvertent leakage of semen and vaginal juice from the vagina post sexual relations. Genital Dribblies usually occur unexpectedly some time after sex and after one had presumably properly cleaned up their love hole of all sexual fluids.
Sandy was standing and drinking her coffee in the office break room shortly after her arrival at work. She was about to return to her desk when she felt the Genital Dribblies and felt her boyfriend's semen leaking from her vagina. She thought she had cleaned up but obviously she missed a little of the remnants left from getting a little breakfast sausage.
by Eaton Holgoode April 27, 2015
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Get the Pinch Meat mug.John: Hey brohhh! How was your date with Tonya.
Roger: It was great yo! She's wild. We had a Dirt Derby.
John: Lucky you. All I got this weekend was a Winter Granny Handy.
Roger: It was great yo! She's wild. We had a Dirt Derby.
John: Lucky you. All I got this weekend was a Winter Granny Handy.
by Eaton Holgoode March 2, 2015
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