Thumber

A sexual maneuver used to enhance the doggy style position whereby, without notice during vigorous pussy stoking action, the male licks his thumb and inserts it two knuckles deep into the girl's anus. May induce intense bucking and loud shrills which merely enhance the experience.
Rachel was bucking like a bronco last night when I surprised her with a thumber.
by Eaton Holgoode April 26, 2017
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Prom Dong

Sporting a stiff, rigid hard on through the duration of a party or social event knowing your date is going to suck and fuck you silly as soon as you get home.
Will this reception ever end? I got prom dong and need relief.

My balls are aching from prom dong.

I was so loaded from prom dong all night I nearly blew the back of her head off when I nutted her throat.
by Eaton Holgoode January 28, 2018
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Pork Stocking

The anal hole and rectal cavity of an individual that enjoys anal sex.
That’s it. Put it to me in my pork stocking.

Rachel loves it when I breed her pork stocking.

I had a BBC in my pork stocking last night. I’m sore and swollen today. Rosebud is tender to the touch.
by Eaton Holgoode February 16, 2018
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Coach Milo

That moment when you are alone in the locker room and the coach harnesses you by your jock's straps, pins you against the locker and probes your ass beyond his middle digit's second knuckle.
Quarterback: Your game has progressed significantly this year.

Receiver: Thanks to Coach Milo, my focus is strong. Our penetration is deeper than ever.

Quarterback: I remember getting to the third knuckle before I started to excel.
by Eaton Holgoode February 21, 2017
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Genital Dribblies

The inadvertent leakage of semen and vaginal juice from the vagina post sexual relations. Genital Dribblies usually occur unexpectedly some time after sex and after one had presumably properly cleaned up their love hole of all sexual fluids.
Sandy was standing and drinking her coffee in the office break room shortly after her arrival at work. She was about to return to her desk when she felt the Genital Dribblies and felt her boyfriend's semen leaking from her vagina. She thought she had cleaned up but obviously she missed a little of the remnants left from getting a little breakfast sausage.
by Eaton Holgoode April 27, 2015
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Hot Puffer

An indiscriminate sucker of the cock. Someone that will suck any D. Anytime, anyplace, anywhere and anyone.
Frank is a one Hot Puffer. Take him to a club and he’s in the rest room the whole time.

Sheila is a Hot Puffer. You need a quick BJ? Just knock on her door. She’s on her knees in seconds.
by Eaton Holgoode January 17, 2018
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Lugworm

A fat, limp penis. Typical the penis is a post ejaculation state. However, applies to any fat, limp dick.
After I got my nut, I smacked both her cheeks with my lugworm.
by Eaton Holgoode March 06, 2017
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