Ass Gruff

Dirty knotted ass hairs. That ass needs a shave or waxing.
I was about to do that ass when she spread them cheeks and there was nothing but ass gruff braaaaahhhh.
by Eaton Holgoode April 21, 2017
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Crung Hole

A crusty bung hole. Dirty, crusty and sweaty. In desperate need for some sanitary cleaning.
Her crung hole reeks.

I smell crung hole. Someone needs to shower.

I thought sniffing her panties was a good idea until I inhaled crung hole.

I banged that homeless chick like a dog and all I kept getting was whiffs of her crung hole as I pumped.
by Eaton Holgoode February 02, 2018
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Glazed Up

Leaving ya girl cum covered or cum filled.
Yo brooohh. Where's Manda?
She's in the bathroom Yo! Just did the nasty and she's a little Glazed Up.
You da man braaaaahhh!
by Eaton Holgoode July 27, 2016
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Moisteners

Moisteners refer to any combination of acts of sexual foreplay that are performed by a male or a female on a female with the specific intent to arouse the female for sex play and to create a moist and wet vagina prior to having sexual intercourse, finger play or dildo play. When performed, Moisteners themselves may, but not always, create a female orgasm or squirt in addition to making her extremely wet.

Examples of Moisterners can include, but may not be limited to, touching, rubbing, fondling, kissing, licking, sucking, etc.
Barry was so horney when he got from from work that he threw his girlfriend on the bed and after performing a series of different Moisteners, she was ready for sex play and he buried his meat thermometer deep in her wet loose meat sandwich.
by Eaton Holgoode March 06, 2014
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Butt Batter

Simply put, explosive, liquid shits. Often induced from too much alcohol and poor dietary choices.
Never again will I consume that much tequila. I've got some firey butt batter today. It's so explosive I'll need to perform a peripheral wipe when I'm done.
by Eaton Holgoode November 23, 2016
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Pearl Onions

A shaven, smooth scrotum with a shiny, glistening appearance of baby skin.

The complete opposite of Pickled Onions.
She loves slobbing on my knob but she really loves fondling my pearl onions.
by Eaton Holgoode February 09, 2017
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Geri-Jerk

When a male, typically in his 20's or 30's, receives a hand job from an elderly, geriatric male or geriatric female.
Frank went to Walmart and with a little sweet talk, picked up an old lady in the pharmacy department. She accompanied him to his car in the parking lot where she graciously gave Frank a Geri-Jerk before resuming her shopping for adult diapers and fiber pills.
by Eaton Holgoode August 10, 2015
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