Definitions by Eaton Holgoode
Purge Valve
The sphincter, a.k.a. butt hole, when gas or shit or both are blowing out of the ass either due to the need for immediate pressure relief or a necessary bodily function. Use of the Purge Valve may often satisfy both.
Gary went to the all you can eat Chinese Buffet where he consumed a massive amount of beef and broccoli for dinner. A few hours later he was so bloated air began forcefully blowing out of his Purge Valve. He soon felt relief and his pants weren't so tight.
Purge Valve by Eaton Holgoode June 19, 2009
Salmon Toupee
Jorge picked up a hot babe at the local tavern and took her home for a romp in the sack. However, he became overwhelmed with nausea after she disrobed and revealed her Salmon Toupee. Jorge gagged as he ran out the door.
Salmon Toupee by Eaton Holgoode June 19, 2009
Wet Tuna Farts
A gastrointestinal condition that lasts approximately 3-4 hours after one consumes bad tuna sushi. Wet Tuna Farts are caused by eating seemingly great tasting spicy tuna roll but it turns out unknowingly to be tainted tuna. While not enough to cause food poisoning, it is enough to cause excessive bloating and gas discharge.
Frank went to the Sushi Bar for lunch and ordered two spicy tuna rolls. To taste, they were magnificent. Unfortunately, about an hour after lunch he realized that the tuna was tainted after he experienced a massive case of the Wet Tuna Farts. He had to leave work the rest of the day due to co-worker complaints about the smell.
Wet Tuna Farts by Eaton Holgoode June 19, 2009
Musty Waff
When you let out a fart that, while not loud or seemingly harmful, produces an extremely noxious odor similar to the smell of cat shit mixed with mothballs.
David crop dusted a group of girls that were seated in the Food Court at the mall. Although he figured it would smell, he did realize that he cut a Musty Waff until he turned around and all of the girls were gagging and choking.
Musty Waff by Eaton Holgoode June 19, 2009
Pussy Portico
John thought he scored a hot babe and took her home to bang her up good. He was disappointed when she dropped her panties and exposed her Pussy Portico. Damn girl, I could park a car under that over hang.
Pussy Portico by Eaton Holgoode June 18, 2009
Turdilation
A condition of the anus. Turdilation occurs after snapping a deuce so big that the size of it and brute force of it leaving the sphincter results in a dilated rectal orifice. Dilation size and period of time of dilation will vary depending on size of the loaf. In time, the bunghole will snap back shut. Post dump anal leakage may occur while dilated.
Harvey was so constipated from eating excessive amounts of cheese that he hadn't shit in 8 days. He finally was able to cut a turd but it was so big and compacted that he suffered Turdilation after dropping it in the stool. He was 3 cm dilated for about 30 minutes afterward.
Turdilation by Eaton Holgoode June 17, 2009
Paper Minnows
Paper Minnows are the small fragments of toilet paper that remain near the bottom of the toilet bowl after taking a dump, wiping and flushing. Paper Minnows continue to float and move about the bowl in a fashion similar to Minnows in a lake, pond or fish tank and appear to be small opaque fish.
Dude someone just shat in there. Check out this toilet bowl. Look at all those Paper Minnows floating around down there. Whoa! Looks like one of the fish tanks in the pet department at Wal-Mart.
Paper Minnows by Eaton Holgoode June 17, 2009