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1982
A Viewing Party is a private event, usually hosted in a private home or hotel room, that is arranged for the pupose of inviting a select group of guests to watch one or more individuals perform sexual activity and sex acts in and open,performance forum. Viewing Parties typically cater to those individuals with interests in voyeurism.
After meeting several like minded indivdiuals into voyeurism, Carl arranged to host several swinging couples at his home whereby he invited serveral of his voyeur friends to enjoy a Viewing Party. The event was wet, wild and satisfied the attendee's most purient of interests.
by Eaton Holgoode March 18, 2014
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1983
Ball sack sweat. Drippy, sour, vinegary sweat dripping from the male ball sack and taint areas.
The gusset if my jock strap is absolutely soaked with the vinegar drips. Here take a sniff.

What the hell is that smell? Dude is that your balls? Yea I got the vinegar drips. Go shower broooohhh.

Rachel prefers that I not have the vinegar drips when she teabags me.
by Eaton Holgoode February 15, 2018
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1984
Rachel is into age gaps. She craves vintage seed. Can’t get enough.

My grandpa blew his vintage seed all over his home health aid as she was giving him a sponge bath.
by Eaton Holgoode April 19, 2018
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1985
When you beat off and your dribbling cum dries and sticks between your index and ring fingers to the adjacent fingers creating the famous, but sticky, V shaped Spock Vulcan Salute.
Roger beat his meat and blew his load. His cum trickled diwn his hand. Rather than wiping them off, he let them dry to create Vulcan Fingers.
by Eaton Holgoode April 25, 2015
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1986
That little but of wet shit that sneaks out the ass crack when one is attemptly to briskly waddle to the shitter to let loose as assplosion.
I couldn’t stop the waddle drops. Not enough pinch to hold back the juice. Had to throw my unders in the trash.
by Eaton Holgoode January 15, 2018
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1987
To receive head from an elderly female with a large, flabby waddle. During the hummer, the receiver will swat her waddle back and forth while she bobs the knob up and down. At climax, it is customary and appropriate to yank the waddle straight down to help open the throat.
Last week at the over 60's Canasta game, Morty met a lady friend with a flabby, old saggy waddle. He talked her into the janitor closet between hands and she gobbled his goo during a climactic Waddle Job.
by Eaton Holgoode April 18, 2015
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1988
When multiple males bust their hot wads of jizz all over the body of a female leaving no inch of her skin uncovered by the hodge podge of man goo.
Rachel did a gang bang last night and we left her with one messy wad podge. She was cover from head to toe.
by Eaton Holgoode June 05, 2018
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