1984 definitions by Eaton Holgoode

Happy Start

When you pay the extra cheese straight up at the massage parlor and you get a handy from the masseuse before the massage. Preferable to a happy ending.

The Asian spa downtown will give you a happy start for an extra $20.

by Eaton Holgoode January 9, 2019

Drippy Lips

Low hanging, meaty pussy lips.

Rachel bent over and all I saw was her drippy lips.

Her drippy lips were showing through her yoga pants.

by Eaton Holgoode November 5, 2018

Warming The Leftovers

The period of time that it takes to get a nasty whore warmed back up ready to bang the next guy after taking a break in between sex with multiple partners.

Walter: Dude, come in here and bang Cathy. It's your turn. Howard finished about 10 minutes ago.
Clarence: Is she ready to go?
Walter: Oh yea she is Warming The Leftovers.

by Eaton Holgoode June 25, 2009

Fresh Slide

A reference to a hot, fresh turd. Another colloquial way to express your need to take a shit.

Right back. Fresh slide. Yo!

Carl was late for his class as he had to stop for a fresh slide.

That wine last night gave me a fresh slide this morning.

by Eaton Holgoode December 8, 2017

Brown Marble

An inordinately large Dingleberry.

Braaaahhhh I need your pocket knife.

Why?

Gotta cut this brown marble out my crease fleece. I can barley walk.

by Eaton Holgoode January 12, 2017

Crack the Saucer

Anal sex.

I hooked up with Rachel last night and I cracked the saucer.

My girl likes me to crack the saucer.

My cell mate bent over so I had no choice but to crack the saucer.

by Eaton Holgoode October 8, 2018

Clemson Dinner

A meal consisting of fast food and generally unhealthy food choices.

These extra pounds are no doubt from many Clemson dinners.

by Eaton Holgoode January 16, 2019