1997 definitions by Eaton Holgoode

1968
That creamy, smegma that formulates around the bellend of one’s knob. Ripe, pungent, savory yet tangy.

Discovering a find of vein cheese is akin to discovering a hoard of fresh truffles.
As we relaxed along the shoreline, frolicking and drinking a vintage Cabernet, she reached and exposed my throbbing member. Freeing it to the open and fresh sea air, she moistened her waiting lips and leaned down to delectably swallow my bell. To her wonderful surprise, she peeled back the foreskin to reveal a trove of fresh vein cheese, ripe and ready. She scooped it with her trembling finger and smeared it upon a cracker from our basket. I could see it was ripe and tangy from the puckering of her cheeks. She complimented the flavor with a sip of her wine then commenced to copulate my shaft until a glorious rope of skeet trickled down her chin.
by Eaton Holgoode February 01, 2018
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1969
The cock. Man meat. The penis. A derivative of the infamous veiny brat.
The old lady loves to have a little breakfast in bed with a healthy serving of vein sausage.
by Eaton Holgoode March 21, 2017
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1970
Repeatedly smacking your girlfriend in the lips with your stiff, rigid, veiny penis.
Rachel sucked me off last night. After nutting her chin, I did a little vein stamping. Her lips are a little sore and chapped today.
by Eaton Holgoode April 24, 2017
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1971
A condition of the male ball sack aka scrot or scrotum whereby it clings to the inner thighs, possibly even portions of the taint, like Velcro due to excessive sweat and moisture.
After a long day of yard work, Carl had the worst case of Velscrot when he finally stopped to drink a cold beer.
by Eaton Holgoode September 30, 2015
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1972
An exceptionally velvety feeling female vulva and vagina.
Dana has an incredible velva. It's like fucking a velvet glove braaaaahhhhh.
by Eaton Holgoode March 20, 2017
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1973
Dragging a low hanging, freshly, shaved, velvety smooth scrotum up and down and around your partner’s face. Smacking each cheek pendulum style is a plus. Often finished with a good old fashioned tea bagging.
I gave Rachel the old velvet drape last night. Tea bag? Hellzzzz yea.
by Eaton Holgoode December 08, 2017
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1974
An extremely aroused, engorged clitoris.
With the aid of a few fellow Chaturbaters, She diddled her velvet knuckle till she squirted for her horny followers.
by Eaton Holgoode March 02, 2017
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