While pounding your girl doggie style, you take a gamble at surprise anal and abruptly stuff your dick up her corn chute. The outcome is usually, but not always, a loosing hand.
Tried a little corn poker last night. And? It was a loosing hand.
Took a chance with corn poker last night. After she stopped screaming she really got into it.
Took a chance with corn poker last night. After she stopped screaming she really got into it.
by Eaton Holgoode December 08, 2017
Extremely saggy, thin tits on a younger female. The kind expected on one’s gammy or other geriatric female. Resemble baseballs hanging down in tube socks.
Sabby is smokin hot but she got the gammy tits Braaaahhh. She took that bra off and bam down to her waist they fell.
by Eaton Holgoode November 25, 2017
Your go to fuck slut. Not a friend with benefits as a mashin’ ho is just a walking set of sex holes and there is no meaningful relationship beyond busting your nut when you need to.
Rachel is my mashin’ ho.
This party is full of mashin’ hos.
Pretty sure my cousin would be my mashin’ ho.
This party is full of mashin’ hos.
Pretty sure my cousin would be my mashin’ ho.
by Eaton Holgoode May 29, 2018
The anus, aka asshole, bung, bunghole, poop shoot, fart box, turd chute, turd cutter, rectum, rusty sheriff’s badge, brown round, red eye, brown eye, rose bud.
I’ll be right back. Gotta clear the gravy drain.
Gravy drain is backed up today.
Somone was in the stall just pouring out their gravy drain.
I like to finger my gravy drain.
My girl tickles my prostate through my gravy drain.
I had anal last night. The gravy drain is sore today.
Gravy drain is backed up today.
Somone was in the stall just pouring out their gravy drain.
I like to finger my gravy drain.
My girl tickles my prostate through my gravy drain.
I had anal last night. The gravy drain is sore today.
by Eaton Holgoode November 17, 2017
Carl woke with a rigid case of morning wood. Rather than rubbing one out in bed, he hopped in the shower for a wet tug.
Dan was swimming at his grandma's assisted living center pool and the geriatric water aerobics class was too much to watch so he swam to the deep end for a quick wet tug.
Dan was swimming at his grandma's assisted living center pool and the geriatric water aerobics class was too much to watch so he swam to the deep end for a quick wet tug.
by Eaton Holgoode November 06, 2015
Tea bagging your girl with a salty, tangy scrotum after you have been swimming and frolicking in the ocean.
Rachel and I went behind the dunes and I did a little sea-bagging.
Although my scrotum was taut from the seawater, I still managed to give her a sea-bagging she would never forget.
Although my scrotum was taut from the seawater, I still managed to give her a sea-bagging she would never forget.
by Eaton Holgoode May 23, 2018
After hitting the booty hole of that filthy prostitute
last night, I had to shower off the chili skin.
last night, I had to shower off the chili skin.
by Eaton Holgoode January 08, 2019