Eaton Holgoode's definitions

Scrambled Smegs

When a dude with a filthy cheesedick and a slut with a smegma riddled pussy have hot, sweaty sex.

I had cheesedick so bad that I decided to go fuck a homeless woman and make a little scrambled smegs. The sex was hot. The smell was not.

by Eaton Holgoode February 22, 2018

Prune Whip

When your girl cups and lifts your man prunes in one hand and vigorously jack hammers your cock and balls with the other hand. Like sweet and salty, the best of both worlds. Pain and pleasure.

My sack is aching today. Rachel gave me a prune whipping last night and called me her bitch.

by Eaton Holgoode March 22, 2017

Whore's Crotch

A versatile phrase that is used to describe any overwhelming, thick, pungent, lingering and borderline gag inducing smell akin to rotting scallops, sour ass, sweaty ass mung and dirty vajayjay. Such smells are commonly encountered in public restrooms after someone with a dirty crotch has left the air ripe with funk.

I need to run home and shower first. That gym work out left me with Whore's Crotch.

This restroom stinks. Someone in here had a Tuna Puss. Smells like a Whore's Crotch. I'm going to gag.

Scott went down on the hottie he picked up at the bar on spring break but quickly retreated upon the first whiff of Whore's Crotch.

by Eaton Holgoode March 5, 2015

Neck Bone Gravy

That creamy man gravy that she loves. Gobble gobble.

My girl is hungry for some neck bone gravy tonight. I shall feed her well.

by Eaton Holgoode March 6, 2017

Pink Tusk

A large, engorged and protruding female clitoris.

She dropped her panties and had the biggest pink tusk I’ve ever seen.

I like sucking on pink tusks.

I wasn’t too sure about her pink tusk. It looked almost penile like.

by Eaton Holgoode December 4, 2017

Water Bottom

To suffer from severe diarrhea, the hershey squirts. Nothing but liquid shit sprays from your body in assplosion after gut wrenching assplosion.

Im going to have to go home braaaaahhh. I got water bottom today from bad oysters last night. I'm leaking in my grunders.

by Eaton Holgoode March 10, 2017

Swipe Over

Performing analingus on someone’s fartbox with an extended, flat tongue repeatedly swiping over the sphincter. With a swipe over, there is no tongue punching or penetration into the orifice.

The swipe over action is akin to a fat kid licking a melting ice cream cone on a hot summer day.

He hiked up my skirt, spread my ass cheeks and gave me the hottest swipe over ever.

by Eaton Holgoode January 15, 2019