Definitions by Eaton Holgoode
Smudgin
Used as a joke or act of revenge. Smudgin is the act of wiping your dirty, bare ass on an object such as the armrest of your roomie's favorite chair, someone's car door handle, a toothbrush. Pretty much any object that would not normally have object to rectum contact. Smudgin is akin to the Texas Doily
Roger had enough of his roomie stealing his spare change for the laundry so he got his revenge by Smudgin the arm rests of his mate's recliner.
Smudgin by Eaton Holgoode February 25, 2015
Pappy's Old Dress Sock
A dirty, used condom belonging to an elderly male. Typically never thrown away and usually disposed of in an improper manner like left on the floor, in a bed pan for the nurse, on the back of a golf cart, or on the sidewalk.
Frank was walking in to the nursing home to visit his grandmother when he spotted Pappy's Old Dress Sock tossed in the corner of the lobby.
Pappy's Old Dress Sock by Eaton Holgoode February 25, 2015
Meat Hanging
When multiple males of all ages and sizes purposely and for extended periods of time stand and walk around naked in a gym locker room or other public bathing and changing facility.
Dan joined the local gym and enjoyed his first workout until he went to shower in the locker room and observed all the Meat Hanging.
Meat Hanging by Eaton Holgoode February 25, 2015
Root Ball
Tonya heard that Jack had a girthy cock but was absolutely shocked when she offered him head and he was sporting the biggest root ball she had ever seen. She inhaled it and worked it best she could.
Root Ball by Eaton Holgoode February 25, 2015
Waffer's Wipe
To retreat to the restroom to wipe the ass after releasing a series of Musty Waffs to eliminate the feeling of a little loose stool and greasy between the cheeks.
Jerry dropped a few Musty Waffs in his cubicle at work. The third one felt a little wet and his ass cheeks felt greasy so he retreated to the restroom where he performed a Waffer's Wipe.
Waffer's Wipe by Eaton Holgoode February 25, 2015
The Village Itch
Coined after the The Villages, FL whereby it is reported in mainstream media reports that the elderly residents freely and openly engage in in promiscuous sexual activity spreading STDs and engage in public sexual activity. The Village Itch refers to:
1. The desire of a Villages resident to do the nasty and engage in unprotected and/or open sexual activity.
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2. The actual contraction of an STD by a Villages resident from Villages resident as a result of engaging in unprotected and/or open sexual activity.
1. The desire of a Villages resident to do the nasty and engage in unprotected and/or open sexual activity.
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2. The actual contraction of an STD by a Villages resident from Villages resident as a result of engaging in unprotected and/or open sexual activity.
Howard attended the over 60's Night Dance at the Villages last weekend because he had a case of The Village Itch. He got just what he wanted and then some with a trip to his Gainesville, FL Urologist about a week later.
The Village Itch by Eaton Holgoode February 25, 2015
Choirboy Raw
The swollen state of rawness, redness and soreness of one's anus after male on male bareback anal sex. Most common in instances of a large male top and a tight and tiny bottom.
Tim to his lover Frank: Last night was great. Your ass was so tight. I want some more right now.
Frank: Sorry but I cant. Need to recover. You got me Choirboy Raw down there.
Frank: Sorry but I cant. Need to recover. You got me Choirboy Raw down there.
Choirboy Raw by Eaton Holgoode February 24, 2015