Eaton Holgoode's definitions

Knobdale Stache

When your dick is thick with smegma aka knobdale and you wipe it across her upper lip leaving her with a cheesy, odiferous Sanchez style stache aka mustache.

Rachel was getting a little mouthy about me playing videos all day and needing to get a job so I have her a knobdale stache. She’s still trying to get the stuff off her lip.

by Eaton Holgoode December 7, 2018

Gentleman’s Release

The release of loud flatulence while urinating.

The old guy at the urinal had no qualms with a gentleman’s release. It was loud and repugnant.

I did a gentleman’s release earlier and I’m thinking now it may have been a little wet.

by Eaton Holgoode January 15, 2019

Gross Dickage

The measurement of the total number of cocks that a female has taken in any of her orifices over a specific period of time or over the course of her sexually active life.

Hey broohhhh! Help me out. Sandy and Renee both want to go out with me. Who should I choose?

Well braaahhhh. Sandy is the hottest. But Renee has the least Gross Dickage. So I'd go with Renee.

Thanks broooohhh!

by Eaton Holgoode December 14, 2015

Monkey Pick

Picking and scratching at your asshole with your index finger whilst jumping up and down yelling “Ooo, Ooo, Ahh, Ahh!”

My uncle Carl was doing the monkey pick in the back yard.

I was monkey picking earlier and now my finger stinks.

The party took a strange turn when Frank decided to do a monkey pick in the living room.

by Eaton Holgoode January 22, 2018

Down the Brown

Eating ass. Eating that booty good. Sloppy wet. Lots of booty juice.

Imma down the brown tonight braaaaahhh. Rachel loves that ass eating like groceries.

by Eaton Holgoode April 11, 2017

Snatcheteria

A location full of hot, horny women ready to give up that poon to every pussy craving male in the house.

Check out this party full of hotties broooohhhh!

Yea braaaaahhh!!! It's a snatcheteria.

by Eaton Holgoode August 2, 2016

Baste the Brisket

Spreading them butt cheeks and lining up your girl's thick, juicy ass for a good anal pounding.

I always baste the brisket. Makes entry so much easier than trying to dry crack her. Without it, she'll sport a hemorrhoid.

by Eaton Holgoode March 7, 2017