Eaton Holgoode's definitions

Peripheral Wipe

A rectal wipe job that extends well beyond the anal sphincter cleansing and requires one or more wipes of the outer edges of or in as far as the middle of the butt cheeks. A common occurrence when suffering an assplosion of butt batter.

Holy Shite!!!! That was nasty. I just blew a wet brown demon out my arse and took me several peripheral wipes just to get the splatters.

by Eaton Holgoode November 23, 2016

Whiskey Wash

When you take one or more shots of whiskey to wash out the lingering taste and onset remorse of eating a bad smelling pussy.

Frank left the bar with the local whore. He was back about an hour lasting asking for a double shot for a whiskey wash.

I have had two whiskey washes braaaaahhh. I still can’t rid my palette of your mom.

by Eaton Holgoode November 15, 2017

Warm Baker's Mitt

A nice, snug rectum, male or female, that has been primed and warmed up for penetration with ky warming.

Gerald got home from work to find his girlfriend on all fours offering him a warm baker's mitt.

by Eaton Holgoode February 27, 2014

Bean Bonnet

The female clitoral hood. The skin covering the clitoris.

I pulled back her bean bonnet and exposed her engorged clit.

My girlfriend loves sucking on my bean bonnet. It’s so meaty.

by Eaton Holgoode January 17, 2019

Organic Spread

The natural, non-assisted opening of a person's pucker hole when laying face down, back arched and ass up.

Carla crawled up on the bed and gave Dan an Organic Spread and Dan dove right into her pucker hole with his hot wet tongue.

by Eaton Holgoode April 15, 2015

Gum Hum

Oral sex of the penis performed by a toothless individual. Such persons Mike include an old woman or a toothless prostitute.

The old lady I met at the grocery store followed me back home and gave me a gum hum.

That toothless meth whore gum hums really good for $5.

by Eaton Holgoode April 11, 2017

Prune Bag

The male scrotum. The nut sack. The ball sack.

Rachel was sucking my prune bag last night.

I really get off wanking when I pull my prune bag.

Your mom fondled my prune bag last night braaaaahhhh.

by Eaton Holgoode April 24, 2017