To be so severely constipated and in desperate need of a bowel movement that multiple forms of treatments are used and repeated over and over to create the needed stool looseness to have an eventual release aka ass blast, assplosion.
Frank decided to join in and climb aboard the gluten free diet train. After several days, Frank realized the new diet, while gluten free, was largely starch based and low in protein and dietary fiber and he was desperately Drain Plugged. After seven consecutive enemas, he finally popped the squirt cork.
by Eaton Holgoode March 27, 2014
The perfect combination of 2-3 fingers performing a vigorous finger bang action on your girl creating the glorious sounds of her moaning and the stirring of a bowl of warm mac-n-cheese.
I had my Mac-fingers going last night with Rachel on the couch.
The sounds of my Mac-fingers last night made me hungry.
The sounds of my Mac-fingers last night made me hungry.
by Eaton Holgoode January 14, 2019
Rachel and I were locked in a hot 69 with her on top and as I was eating her, her brown eye opened and she had a deep hanger.
My girlfriend cut the deep hangers out of my ass.
My girlfriend cut the deep hangers out of my ass.
by Eaton Holgoode January 31, 2018
The asshole. The anal sphincter.
C’mon baby let me put it in your dook cutter tonight.
My dook cutter is still drinking after that bout of diarrhea.
My dook cutter is still drinking after that bout of diarrhea.
by Eaton Holgoode January 14, 2019
The rapidly tied knot at the open end of a condom. The Sock Knot is immediately tied post ejaculation and withdrawal of the penis. A Sock Knot prevents the messy leak of semen from the used prophylactic.
After Roger blew his nut, he quickly removed the sheath from his penis and tied a quick Sock Knot to keep the mess to a minimum.
by Eaton Holgoode August 20, 2015
A old woman's very hairy old gray vagina and overgrown taint The overgrowth looks like she's shaking an old, dirty mop head around.
I'm scarred for life brooohhh. I just walked in on my gramma douching herself on the toilet and all I saw was her dingy mop. I feel sick.
by Eaton Holgoode November 05, 2015
Dick Tinsel is created when using semen as a decorative material that mimics strands of ice or icicles similar to Chin Cicles. Dick Tinsel is created when long, narrow strands of loads of semen emulate icicles when they are strategically shot onto and hang from the face, body parts or the sexy, slutty Christmas outfit of your chosen Holiday Whore. The modern production of Dick Tinsel typically involves multiple loads from one or more sexual partners during a sexual session referred to as a Decorating Party. Modern day decorative Christmas tinsel was invented in Nuremberg, Germany, in 1610. Dick Tinsel was invented in Florida in 2013 out of sexual perversion and the holiday boredom of traditional decorating and same old traditional Christmas party attire.
Becoming tired of mundane holiday decorations and seeing his girlfriend Sandy's same old slutty, little black holiday party dress, Harvey decided it was time for a Decorating Party to spruce up Sandy and her dress with some holiday spirit. After putting on her dress, Sandy laid on the bed and Harvey repeatedly jerked off all over her laying strand after stand of Dick Tinsel until she was fully decorated. They both sang Christmas carols for the rest of the evening while Sandy glistened.
by Eaton Holgoode December 17, 2013