Eaton Holgoode's definitions

A Bad Rash

1. Euphemism used to describe and/or add emphasis as to how bad a situation may be.

2. A bad rash. Swelling and redness and I some cases itching and chaffing of the skin of an impacted area of the body.

My boss is like a bad rash. Always on my ass and driving me nuts.

I have a bad rash on my taint. I haven’t bathed for several days and it’s getting a tad itchy.

by Eaton Holgoode January 10, 2019

Flute Lessons

Leaning to suck a dick. Practice makes perfect.

Rachel is so hot but she needs some more flute lessons if this is ever gonna work out.

My girl is no cock monger. She needs some flute lessons. She’s all teeth.

by Eaton Holgoode December 10, 2018

Fisherman’s Knob

A penis that has not been washed for days and after multiple sexual encounters with various women with questionable hygienic standards.

After being strung out for over two weeks, Carl finally sobered up to find his penis stuck to his inner thigh and the repugnant odor of a fisherman’s knob.

by Eaton Holgoode December 11, 2018

Pinkuns

Pink nipples. Pink areolas.

Has she got brownuns or pinkuns? Who Rachel? She gots pinkuns. They nice.

by Eaton Holgoode November 28, 2018

Louisiana Mud Hen

A female, usually a relative, that hits you up for anal sex every time you are together.

My cousin Rachel is a Louisiana Mud Hen. Every family Gary together she wants me up
In dat ass.

by Eaton Holgoode June 5, 2018

Cap and Gown

When a female requires her male sex partner to use both a condom for intercourse and a dental dam for cunnilingus.

I had sex with Rachel but damn she made me wear the cap and gown. No skin to skin.

I practice safer sex so cap and gown is required. So you can fuck anyone you want? Yes!!!

by Eaton Holgoode June 9, 2018

Fresh Cracked Eggs

Busting an early morning nut. Laying your jizz ropes all over yourself, the bed or your partner through sex or masturbation.

She wanted some fresh cracked eggs so I roped her titties up good.

by Eaton Holgoode February 2, 2018