Dropping some serious wet sounding farts. May be simply from wet sounding gas. May also be the wet sound of flatulence after receiving ejaculate during anal sex.
Taco Bell last night made me start playing the wet bugle today.
After I laid my nut in LaKrieseha’s tight booty last night, she was playing the wet bugle about 3 am.
After I laid my nut in LaKrieseha’s tight booty last night, she was playing the wet bugle about 3 am.
by Eaton Holgoode January 16, 2019
by Eaton Holgoode February 05, 2018
A common occurrence during the long cold winter months when your wife or girlfriend develops rough, dry, cracking skin on their hands and their would be otherwise, soft, supple hand are now like those of an elderly woman. The best part of the Winter Granny Handy is the stimulating roughness but more so while giving you a traditional, loving Handy or Hand Job one can secretly fantasize about getting a handy from your Grandma or some other geriatric.
Roger's wife had developed such dry skin hands from the dry winter weather that her hand jobs had become almost painfully rough. But Roger enjoyed too much the fantasy of getting the Winter Granny Handy.
by Eaton Holgoode February 19, 2015
A vigorous hand job with two fisted pumping action delivering a climactic release of Albino Gravy aka jizz.
by Eaton Holgoode February 06, 2017
Engaging in random, outdoor, public sex with a homeless woman whose hot, sweaty body odor reeks of wet dog and urine.
Typically performed in alleys, behind dumpsters and in park bathrooms. Gratuity to her of $5 is customary after busting a nut.
Typically performed in alleys, behind dumpsters and in park bathrooms. Gratuity to her of $5 is customary after busting a nut.
I was walking back to the office and decided to have a little summer puddin’ as I passed the homeless camp.
Nothing makes your balls stank more than getting some summer puddin’.
I don’t mind a little summer puddin’ when I need to bust one but I definitely won’t eat it.
Nothing makes your balls stank more than getting some summer puddin’.
I don’t mind a little summer puddin’ when I need to bust one but I definitely won’t eat it.
by Eaton Holgoode June 13, 2018
The tongue. That soft fleshy muscle that opens the throat and is an intricate part of performing fellatio.
by Eaton Holgoode October 23, 2017
Carl always does a lady tuck in the shower after the game.
My roommate came out of the bathroom sporting a lady tuck.
The hot chick I was with last night gave me quite the morning surprise when I saw her lady tuck.
My roommate came out of the bathroom sporting a lady tuck.
The hot chick I was with last night gave me quite the morning surprise when I saw her lady tuck.
by Eaton Holgoode November 13, 2017