A ritual of male masturbation whereby the wanker pulls or yanks vigorously down on his balls aka clankers with one hand while simultaneously vigorously strokes his shaft with the other. Highly stimulating.
Frank could barely walk at work on Monday. It was obvious that he has spent his weekend watching porn and clank wanking.
by Eaton Holgoode April 24, 2017
by Eaton Holgoode June 03, 2016
The tender state of your mate's balloon knot after a pleasurable evening of anal plundering his or her pucker spot.
Barry left Carla with a quivering red knot after pounding her booty hole.
Roger realized he was getting sloppy seconds when the guy he picked up already had a red knot going.
Roger realized he was getting sloppy seconds when the guy he picked up already had a red knot going.
by Eaton Holgoode February 15, 2017
Glute Glaze is the accumulation of fecal particles and dried urine residue that accumulates throughout the day on the lids of publicly used toilets. Glute Glaze, while often invisible to the naked eye, is a greasy sheen of human ass sweat, butt grease and excrement particles that transfer onto the Gluteus Maximus aka Ass and the backs of the legs when one sits on a public toilet. The only way to remove Glute Glaze is to shower thoroughly at the end of each day. Glute Glaze can be avoided completely by using a toilet seat cover also known as a Toilet Bib but even then, showering is still highly recommended due to airborne excrement particles .
Sherwin returned home after a long day traveling to job sites repairing lawn mowers. Throughout the day, Sherwin relieved his usual bodily functions at various public toilets. Sherwin's girlfriend Hanna refused all romantic interludes, touching and spooning after he got home until Sherwin hit the shower and rid himself of the day's worth of Glute Glaze he had accumulated.
by Eaton Holgoode January 27, 2015
When you girl gyrates her hairy snatch back and forth on your flaccid penis in an effort to get her wet and you hard.
by Eaton Holgoode June 08, 2016
The maintenance man stopped by to fix my sink. So I offered him a gratuitous blow job. Found he’s a half sacker.
My uncle was born with only one testicle. He’s a half sacker.
My uncle was born with only one testicle. He’s a half sacker.
by Eaton Holgoode February 08, 2018
When you get fondled and felt up by your uncle at a family holiday gathering. Very common after a few beers and pie is served at Thanksgiving. But any holiday works for Uncle Knuckles
Hey girl. What's with the creeped out look? Not having a good holiday?
Oh I'm ok. I just got Huncled under the table a little earlier this year than I expected.
Oh I'm ok. I just got Huncled under the table a little earlier this year than I expected.
by Eaton Holgoode November 23, 2016