Paper Minnows are the small fragments of toilet paper that remain near the bottom of the toilet bowl after taking a dump, wiping and flushing. Paper Minnows continue to float and move about the bowl in a fashion similar to Minnows in a lake, pond or fish tank and appear to be small opaque fish.
Dude someone just shat in there. Check out this toilet bowl. Look at all those Paper Minnows floating around down there. Whoa! Looks like one of the fish tanks in the pet department at Wal-Mart.
by Eaton Holgoode June 17, 2009
She unzipped my fly and wha la! The perfect bellendroduction for Rachel. She took it in and slobbed the knob.
by Eaton Holgoode June 12, 2018
After busting a nut, your girl grabs your semi-flaccid cock with one hand gripping the shaft and repeatedly smacking the head aka bellend with the other until you beg for mercy or get stiff again for another go.
I can only get hard again if I receive a bellend bop.
My cock is so sore from last night’s bellend bop I can barely walk.
That bellend bop last night was pretty rough. It hurts when I pee today.
My cock is so sore from last night’s bellend bop I can barely walk.
That bellend bop last night was pretty rough. It hurts when I pee today.
by Eaton Holgoode November 10, 2017
When you peel them sticky morning pussy lips apart like a cheesy breakfast sandwich and eat her like a meal deal.
Got me a little breakfast sammy this morning from Rachel. Is my chin still glazed or did I get her all wiped off?
by Eaton Holgoode November 26, 2018
Man braaaaahhh my balls are still on fire today. Sonja gave me a peppermint cup last night.
I sure hope your mom gives that Christmas Eve peppermint cup like last year.
I shaved my scrotum and plopped my smooth set in her hand for a peppermint cup.
I sure hope your mom gives that Christmas Eve peppermint cup like last year.
I shaved my scrotum and plopped my smooth set in her hand for a peppermint cup.
by Eaton Holgoode November 14, 2017
Roger was late to class because he stopped at the bathroom to knuckle one.
I had to knuckle one to your mom last night.
I had to knuckle one to your mom last night.
by Eaton Holgoode November 13, 2017
After a long day of working on the construction site, Roger came home and showered and washed his Dirty Ass.
by Eaton Holgoode April 22, 2015