Eaton Holgoode's definitions

Lilly Willy

A soft, flaccid, white penis.

Despite a vigorous wank, he remained a Lilly Willy.

He worked my Lilly Willy stiff as a board.

Once my Lilly Willy was hard, I was ready to lay ropes across her lip.

by Eaton Holgoode January 25, 2018

Red Jimmy

An engorged, raging hard on. The turgid state of a Thin Jimmy.

My red jimmy was poking through my boxers in the locker room.

My uncle showed me his red jimmy last night.

Rachel is such a hot tease. She will give you a red jimmy at the bat of an eye.

by Eaton Holgoode June 15, 2018

Hot Butter Drops

Soft, loose shits that are pure hell fire on the anal ring. Feels like burning hot butter dripping from the arse hole.

All those chicken wings last night gave me hot butter drops.

I had to wipe forever to clean up the hot butter drops.

I had the butter drops and I may need a quick re-wipe. My bung is on fire.

by Eaton Holgoode May 4, 2018

Tugging Curtains

Female masturbation.

After a long day at work, Carla got home, drew a hot bath and spent the next hour tugging curtains.

by Eaton Holgoode September 30, 2015

Dick-a-thon

When a horny, slut takes on as many dicks in one day (or night) as she can. Whether it be one on one encounters or gang banging, all count towards her Dick-a-thon.

Rachel took on 26 cocks on Saturday. She’s a true gold medalist in her Dick-a-thon.

I had to go stay with a friend this weekend. I couldn’t get any sleep. My mom was having Dick-a-thon.

by Eaton Holgoode May 8, 2018

Meat Blossom

When you pound the pussy good and leave it in a puffy, engorged state.

Sandy used her hand mirror to admire her meat blossom after I drilled her.

by Eaton Holgoode September 25, 2017

Flap Jacker

After a night of hot sex, your girl wakes up and makes you flap jacks and proceeds to give you a hand job while serving you breakfast in bed.

My cock n balls are raw today braaaahhh. Banged her ass all night and she finished me with a flap jacker this morning.

by Eaton Holgoode March 27, 2017