A situation occurrence at the most inopportune time while carrying on a normal conversation with friends and colleagues, making a presentation or publicly speaking. For one to speak and leak, one of the following must occur:

A. One passes loud, dry flatulence and is accompanied by repugnant smell.
B. One attempts to pass dry gas but passes wet gas and sharts and soils their pant's or dress and must make a the waddle to the restroom for a clean up.
C. One has had recent coital relations whereby a load of semen was deposited in one's ass or vagina and said love juice begins to leak out inadvertently leaving a wet stain or noticeable dripping from the under carriage.

When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods