Definitions by Eaton Holgoode
Soft Eggs
Even though Grandpa could no longer blow his load, he could still get an erection and Grandma still enjoyed sucking on his stiffy and throat gargling his Soft Eggs with her dentures out.
Soft Eggs by Eaton Holgoode May 6, 2015
Pullin' Skins
When two dudes get together and decide to give themselves a mutual wank. Generally, performed out of sheer boredom. However, Pullin' Skins may apply to any situation involving two or more males jacking off together.
Roger and Carl became bored after watching episodes of Game of Thrones so they decided to liven things up and started Pullin' Skins.
Pullin' Skins by Eaton Holgoode May 6, 2015
Wine Shits
Extremely loose, wet stool that is induced by drinking too much wine of any variety. Wine Shits are known for their extremely rancid, stench and shit vapors bouquet. The remnant smell of Wine Shits is known to linger for extended periods of time and are most often encountered in office restrooms on Monday mornings after the office's resident wine connoisseurs have been on a weekend bender.
No one wanted to use the Men's restroom on Monday morning. Ron was well known for making his usual early morning arrival and sharing a wicked smelling case of the Wine Shits from his weekend wine bender.
Wine Shits by Eaton Holgoode May 6, 2015
House Salad
Hosting a house party whereby in addition to drinking, partying and other debauchery, you offer up your wife's or girlfriend's ass to your guests for a little hot, juicy, tangy tossed salad action.
Everyone always looked forward to the spread at Howard's Super Bowl party. While renowned for the food, his parties were best known for the serving up of the House Salad at half time. The ribs weren't the only thing served up tangy in the last half of the game.
House Salad by Eaton Holgoode May 6, 2015
Timed Release
Intentionally holding back the release of one's flatulence or a defecation or combination of both for just the right time, opportunity or place to purge ass gas and/or squeeze off a nice dump .
Example 1: Carl was giving his presentation on July's sales figures when he realized that the off tasting fish tacos he had for lunch was building up a gas bubble. He managed a timed release and hustled out of the conference room with a case of the walking farts right after he finished presenting.
Example 2: Stan's Monday morning wine shits were the worst. The smell could peel paint off the wall. He was tired of his boss riding his ass about his performance so he planned a perfect timed release and just before his boss showed up, he dropped a mop bucket dump in the executive wash room. He later overheard his boss talking about it and how he was unable to breath when he went into the restroom.
Example 2: Stan's Monday morning wine shits were the worst. The smell could peel paint off the wall. He was tired of his boss riding his ass about his performance so he planned a perfect timed release and just before his boss showed up, he dropped a mop bucket dump in the executive wash room. He later overheard his boss talking about it and how he was unable to breath when he went into the restroom.
Timed Release by Eaton Holgoode May 6, 2015
Prom Night Wet
An excessive state of female vaginal wetness. To be Prom Night Wet a female becomes increasingly wet and extremely moist with vaginal wetness throughout the course of an evening that includes dining, dancing and entertainment from which she develops strong, anticipations regarding sexual activity that will eventually occur with her mate capping off the excitement.
Roger took his girlfriend out for a night on the town, the wining and dining had Cindy all worked up. Knowing she would be giving up the vajajay later for a hot beef injection, she became Prom Night Wetthroughout the [evening.
Prom Night Wet by Eaton Holgoode May 5, 2015
Tuna Poke
1. Sexual activity involving the poking, penetration and stimulation of a female's vagina aka Tuna with the fingers, the penis, a dildo, a diddledo or some other object of sexual desire.
2. An appetizer raw salad consisting of cubed, raw yellow fin tuna that may marinated in sea salt, soy sauce, sesame oil, seaweed, and chili pepper. Found traditionally on Sushi menus.
2. An appetizer raw salad consisting of cubed, raw yellow fin tuna that may marinated in sea salt, soy sauce, sesame oil, seaweed, and chili pepper. Found traditionally on Sushi menus.
Example 1: Roger couldn't wait to get home from work. His girlfriend was home lying in bed, naked and moist ready for him to give him a good old fashioned Tuna Poke.
Example 2: Roger took his girlfriend out for Sushi at her favorite restaurant. She really enjoyed the Seaweed Salad and a good Tuna Poke.
Example 2: Roger took his girlfriend out for Sushi at her favorite restaurant. She really enjoyed the Seaweed Salad and a good Tuna Poke.
Tuna Poke by Eaton Holgoode May 5, 2015