by Eaton Holgoode December 18, 2018
by Eaton Holgoode January 16, 2018
When your partner gives you a tug Job by first reaching under the scrotum, scooping the ball sack between the thumb and index finger, then reaching upward and grasping the cock in the same manner. Both the cock and balls are rhythmically jerked up and down at the same time to orgasm. A soft, saggy scrotum works best.
by Eaton Holgoode May 05, 2018
Smoking copious amounts of weed and masturbating to internet porn all day. A frequent favorite pastime of unemployed males living with their parents.
Carl doesn't work. He just does the toke and choke.
Want to go out braaaaahhh? Nah. I'd rather toke and choke.
Want to go out braaaaahhh? Nah. I'd rather toke and choke.
by Eaton Holgoode April 11, 2017
A complete dumbass with no common sense. No level of learning instruction or education will improve the intelligence of a rectal thinker.
by Eaton Holgoode March 09, 2017
Regency to any activity that stimulates and ejaculates the male penis. Sex, masturbation, hand job, blow job, etc.
Rachel will be giving me some penis treatment tonight.
Your mom snuck into the bathroom and gave me some penis treatment.
Shelby left me with blue balls so I had to go home and self-administer some penis treatment.
Your mom snuck into the bathroom and gave me some penis treatment.
Shelby left me with blue balls so I had to go home and self-administer some penis treatment.
by Eaton Holgoode January 19, 2018
When a male walks around wearing nothing but tighty whities and he intentionally gives himself a front wedgie aka camel toe by equally splitting his ballsack in half with each testicle popping and hanging out of the left and right leg holes of the underwear. Said act is performed for self-admiration by looking at it in a mirror, an act of disrespect or defiance or as a practical joke in an individual or group setting.
Example 1: Right after his shower, Carl loves putting on his tighty whities and tugging them up to his chest giving himself a Prune Danish and admiring his testicular symmetry.
Example 2: Stan was sick of his family giving him a hard time about his lifestyle choices. He waited until the family had gathered for breakfast when he waltzed into the kitchen sporting a Prune Danish leaving them speechless.
Example 3: Roger's roommate, Dan, brought his new girlfriend over to their apartment for the first time. Dan wanted everything to be perfect to impress her. Roger obliged and shortly after they arrived the wine was corked, Roger brought in a cheese platter while sporting a Prune Danish.
Example 2: Stan was sick of his family giving him a hard time about his lifestyle choices. He waited until the family had gathered for breakfast when he waltzed into the kitchen sporting a Prune Danish leaving them speechless.
Example 3: Roger's roommate, Dan, brought his new girlfriend over to their apartment for the first time. Dan wanted everything to be perfect to impress her. Roger obliged and shortly after they arrived the wine was corked, Roger brought in a cheese platter while sporting a Prune Danish.
by Eaton Holgoode May 12, 2015