Eaton Holgoode's definitions

Fur Trading

The act itself when a slutty, whore female uses her pussy to obtain material items such as money, cars, free rent, vacations, etc. She trades her vagina to well off and/or just generally desperate men willing to compensate for their inadequacies through trade of material possessions for sex. See Sugar Baby and Sugar Daddy.

Rico: Hey Dude! Have you met that new girl Tonya?
Suave: Yes. She is a slut.
Rico: Why do you say that, yo?
Suave: Dude, do you think she has all that bling from working? She is a whore that earns her living Fur Trading.
Rico: Damn. Wish I had more spending cheese!

by Eaton Holgoode June 23, 2009

Lump Job

An aggressive prostate milking performed by an individual with large knuckles and sausage fingers.

Roger trolled the gay bar all night until he found a guy with sausage fingers and was able to take him home to get the best Lump Job he had received in a long time. The Lump Job was more pleasurable than Poking the Purple Plum with his other mate's boney finger.

by Eaton Holgoode April 30, 2015

Sarasota Happy Hour

The best time of the day to increase one's chances at being able to solicit a hand job from an over 60, geriatric male or female.

Roger always walked to the bar across the street after work. He was always assured of getting off during Sarasota Happy Hour.

by Eaton Holgoode November 24, 2015

Mangle Mouth

A male or female that is completely inept at giving head.

Connie is a mangle mouth. Can’t suck a dick for shit.

by Eaton Holgoode November 10, 2017

Panty Goblin

A panty fetish pervert that attends parties in private homes and intentionally steals female panties from dresser drawers and laundry hampers.

You better keep and eye out on Jake. Why did you invite him?

Why? He's a friend of Carl's and seems nice.

The dude is a panty goblin. You better go hide your silks right now.

by Eaton Holgoode January 22, 2016

Mud Plunger

A reference to a male who engages in giving anal sex to a lucky recipient.

Also may refer to the penis itself as it plunges deep in the anal mud.

Roger is a real mud plunger. He’s always looking for anal sex.

I drilled her down in the booty with my mud plunger.

by Eaton Holgoode June 4, 2018

Hopcrotch

Jumping around from pussy to pussy. Banging any chick, any time, any place.

I love going to Vegas. So easy to play hopcrotch.

Went to EDC last year. It was a hopcrotch.

by Eaton Holgoode June 9, 2018