A small penis.
Barry has a meat schtickle.
I was disappointed with his meat schtickle.
He sent me a dick pic. It was a meat schtickle.
I was disappointed with his meat schtickle.
He sent me a dick pic. It was a meat schtickle.
by Eaton Holgoode November 10, 2017
She invited me for for Netflix and a bean burrito.
I could hear my sister and her friend doing the bean burrito during Game of Thrones. So I rubbed one out.
I could hear my sister and her friend doing the bean burrito during Game of Thrones. So I rubbed one out.
by Eaton Holgoode January 07, 2019
Pure liquid feces blasting wet fire from your brown door with the burn and sting of a thousand bees. All one can do is beg for mercy.
by Eaton Holgoode March 09, 2017
Spending an entire day, or several days, in personal reflection and thought to recall the actions that took place during a hard night of partying that rendered you waking up naked with a greased ass hole and a sphincter that's sore and tender to the touch.
After a big party at his frat house, Carl woke up the next morning with some seriously Tender Memories. He spent several days wondering what happened and was only reminded of his tender bung each time he took a shit.
by Eaton Holgoode April 24, 2015
That prostitute gave me a fuck-fungus that took three rounds of antibiotics to cure.
I could smell her crotch and that stank said serious fuck-fungus.
I could smell her crotch and that stank said serious fuck-fungus.
by Eaton Holgoode November 29, 2018
Last night Rachel was freaky and she climbed on top and dropped a steamy crumpet on my chest.
I had to run out of the meeting today to go drop a steamy crumpet.
This bathroom smells like a steamy crumpet. Who was it?
I had to run out of the meeting today to go drop a steamy crumpet.
This bathroom smells like a steamy crumpet. Who was it?
by Eaton Holgoode January 12, 2018
She likes to suck my balls and lick my gooch pooch.
My gooch pooch is all sweaty.
My gooch pooch smells like assballz.
My gooch pooch is all sweaty.
My gooch pooch smells like assballz.
by Eaton Holgoode January 31, 2018