This bar is full of fresh chicken tonight.
He always preyed upon the fresh chicken to satisfy is daddy kink.
He always preyed upon the fresh chicken to satisfy is daddy kink.
by Eaton Holgoode January 17, 2019
When a dude has such a small or extremely taut scrotum that his two nuts split and lay on either side of the base of his man pole as opposed to hanging and dangling like a normal scrot.
I was watching amateur porn and some dude had pole beans. I don’t see how that wasn’t painful with her ass slamming down on them nuts.
by Eaton Holgoode May 06, 2018
Facility Fishing is the act of searching for a restroom. Facility Fishing may be done simply to find a rest room in an unknown location.
However, Facility Fishing is also performed when one seeks to find a rest room that is located off the beaten path where there will be more privacy and likely little to no interuption from others coming in while defecating. This is most often performed in large buildings and locations where there are lots of people.
However, Facility Fishing is also performed when one seeks to find a rest room that is located off the beaten path where there will be more privacy and likely little to no interuption from others coming in while defecating. This is most often performed in large buildings and locations where there are lots of people.
Leroy was at the convention center and there were hundreds of people at a trade show. He went Facility Fishing to find a bathroom near the loading dock where he was able to take a dump in privacy without a stampede of other people in and out.
by Eaton Holgoode June 26, 2009
The constant and endless desire to Fap from morning to night. Regardless of activity between getting up and going to bed each day, the desire and need to Fap is always present.
No matter the day, time or activity he was involved, Joel was constantly stuck in the Circle of Fap.
by Eaton Holgoode February 25, 2015
When a girl's pussy lips are so fat and puffy that they flop around and wiggle like jelly. May be a naturally meaty puss or extremely engorged from the use of a pussy pump.
by Eaton Holgoode April 13, 2017
A morbidly obese, 60+ year old male that is hairy, has homosexual tendencies and lounges around all day watching pay per view porn and trolling Internet for sex chats. Usually wanks himself 4-6 times per day before passing out from excessive alcohol intake.
by Eaton Holgoode January 08, 2016
by Eaton Holgoode March 22, 2017