Eaton Holgoode's definitions

Jizz Skin

A used, spent, cum filled condom.

I drilled Rachel last night and after I busted nut, I slapped her with my jizz skin.

by Eaton Holgoode April 26, 2017

Honeysuckler

A male or female that requires a flavor enhancer to perform oral sex to mask the bodily taste. Typically chocolate sauce, caramel, whipped cream or other sweetener.

Tonya only sucks dick if she can cover it in Hershey’s. She’s a honeysuckler.

Your mom surprised me last night braaaaaahhh. She inhaled my sweaty balls after slickering them with strawberry sauce. Never knew she was a honeysuckler.

by Eaton Holgoode November 3, 2017

Old Hot Nuts

The classification of any male over the age of 40 that maintains accounts on social media such as YouNow and creeps on broadcasts.

Tonya: Wow you have so many followers Kayla. How do you do it?
Kaya: Oh that's easy. do a few twerks in a broadcast and your view count and fans will skyrocket from all the Old Hot Nuts online.

by Eaton Holgoode March 13, 2015

Afghan Handy

When your girlfriend pulls your grandma's afghan (the crocheted wrap that's thrown over the back of the couch) over your lap and gives you a smooth, loving tug job during movie night.

Roger busted his nut all over the couch after his girlfriend gave him an Afghan Handy.

by Eaton Holgoode February 21, 2017

Warm Oyster

That glob is viscousy sperm that oozes out of her pussy and sticks to her panty gusset. A warm oyster usually makes its unexpected appearance several hours after sex and at the most inopportune time.

I was sitting in my job interview today and had a warm oyster. I think the recruiter thought I was shitting my pants cause I was squirming.

My panties are so wet from the warm oyster that just leaked out of me.

by Eaton Holgoode June 13, 2018

Birthin’ Hips

Reference to a chick with a wide pelvis thought to be ideal for spitting out babies.

My girl’s got them birthin’ hips. She gonna be spitting out kids as soon as we ties the knot.

by Eaton Holgoode January 14, 2019

Hatchback Snatch

When she got no panties on and you bend her over and hike up her skirt, like the hatchback of a 1974 Gremlin, and drive it home for a pounding ride.

She may be a little rusty and an old model, but Rachel is still good for a little hatchback Snatch and pretty much anyone can take her for a test drive.

by Eaton Holgoode December 17, 2018