Eaton Holgoode's definitions

Round House Dinner

When you hungerly bury your face in a woman's booty hole. One of her most pleasurable sexual orifices. Although small in size and often weathered in appearance, its aroma is zingy and the taste is tangy and zesty.

Yea that's right. I'm a bum muncher. I'll never turn down a hot Round House Dinner.

by Eaton Holgoode February 27, 2017

Sir Tugalot

A reference to a male individual that is a well known chronic and habitual wanker. Constantly tugging and fapping to the point of obsession.

Carl: Hey Joe. What's with your roommate? Why does he always come in and go straight to his room?
Joe: Dude's Sir Tugalot. Won't see him all night.
Carl: Nice. What a wanker.

by Eaton Holgoode April 23, 2015

Puff Pastry

A post intercourse swollen puffy pussy.

I hit Rachel’s pussy up good last night. That’s was some beautiful puff pastry when I was done.

I love going down on her fresh puff pastry and making her squirm.

by Eaton Holgoode June 2, 2018

Can the Corn

To have anal sex. To pillage one’s corn chute with the penis or a sexual device.

Rachel was begging me to can the corn so I went to pound town on dat ass.

I hooked up with a guy last night and well.......he decided to can the corn.

by Eaton Holgoode January 17, 2019

Mashing the Leftovers

Messy anal sex with a partner with a full, non-evacuated bowel.

I picked up a filthy prostitute last night. Paid her $10 for anal but it was like mashing the leftovers. Nasty braaaaahhhh.

She was begging for anal but it was mashing the leftovers down there.

by Eaton Holgoode January 17, 2019

Grandpa's Hard Candy

A Viagra induced, raging hard on of a geriatric male.

Carol: Sonja keep an eye out over there. That old pervert is giving you the eye.
Sonja: I can see that. I can also see he's got a pocket full of Grandpa's Hard Candy.
Carol: Ewwwwww. Let's go.

by Eaton Holgoode June 3, 2016

Stroke Nap

When you wank so hard or so much you exhaust yourself and immediately need a nap to recover.

Clean up of busted nut with a gak towel is highly recommended prior to the stroke nap. Otherwise, one wakes with their cock glued to their leg or abdomen and fingers and pubes may be adhered with an opaque crust.

After watching porn and wanking for two hours straight, I needed a stroke nap.

I wanked and nutted so hard I passed out into a stroke nap. Unfortunately, I woke up and my thumb and index finger were glued together with my cock snot.

by Eaton Holgoode October 9, 2018