Definitions by Eaton Holgoode
Well Basted
To have one's vagina or anus sufficiently moistened and/or lubricated prior to any form of sexual intercourse.
Darlene only allowed Frank to penetrate her anal sphincter when it was well basted with some KY jelly. Otherwise, the old brown eye was off limits.
Well Basted by Eaton Holgoode June 10, 2015
Deglaze
To wipe and clean up ejaculate from one's face, breasts, neck, chin, stomach, low back or bung hole post sexual activity.
Carl hosted a bukkake for his girlfriend Sharlene. After taking hot load after hot load, she was left a quivery, spooge covered mess on the living room floor. The last guy to blow handed her a bath towel to deglaze and told her to get ready for another round.
Deglaze by Eaton Holgoode June 10, 2015
Braising Beef
To perform rapid, reciprocating sexual intercourse between the vagina and the anus without the use of lubricant and without wiping or cleaning the penis before entry into each orifice.
Donna was caught up in sexual ecstasy and was begging for her lover to fill and pound both her love holes on after another. Matt began Braising Beef until he unloaded deep inside her. Unfortunately, Donna wound up getting a wicked vaginal infection.
Braising Beef by Eaton Holgoode June 10, 2015
Duggarnaut
A state of extreme, chaotic dysfunction when reality turns to insanity and disbelief as a result of dirty secrets coming to light.
When I finally told my mom that Uncle Frank and been slipping me the finger during sleepovers at his house, it unleashed a Duggarnaut of family chaos that that no one had seen since my brother's return from Catholic summer camp with an anal fissure.
Duggarnaut by Eaton Holgoode June 10, 2015
Knot Clots
Small, round, hard fecal pellets created from lack of fluids and dehydration. Often accompany constipation and are difficult to pass without force and grimacing pain.
Monday morning was hell on Ron's ass. His weekend binge drinking left him on the crapper with bad Knot Clots.
Knot Clots by Eaton Holgoode May 25, 2015
Scotch Fillet
Rhonda was so horny she couldn't wait for her boyfriend to get home to pound her cervix. However he drank too much partying and when he got home he had a Scotch Fillet. Rhonda settled for sucking on his wet noodle while she diddled herself.
Scotch Fillet by Eaton Holgoode May 25, 2015
Sheet Cake
The reside left over on one's bed sheets after the wet spot dries up. The wet spot consists of semen, vaginal and/or booty juices. The accumulation of this dried, caked up, amalgam of sex juices will vary. Single men tend to have more Sheet Cake than say a married couple.
Roger convinced a chick at the bar to go home with him for sex. While he told her that he was not a man whore and did not have multiple partners, the Sheet Cake on his bed told her otherwise.
Carl threw a party at his apartment. Throughout the evening, he had sex with several hot chicks attending the party. His sexual escapades that night left him with Sheet Cake the next morning.
Carl threw a party at his apartment. Throughout the evening, he had sex with several hot chicks attending the party. His sexual escapades that night left him with Sheet Cake the next morning.
Sheet Cake by Eaton Holgoode May 22, 2015