Eaton Holgoode's definitions

Scotch Bottom

A horrendous hangover from consuming copious amounts of scotch that results in one sitting on the shitter throughout the next day with explosive ass and one sore and tender bung hole.

That bottle of Walker was great going down last night but it has left me useless today with the worst scotch bottom.

by Eaton Holgoode March 12, 2018

Happy Jab

Intentionally poking someone with an erect penis.

Braaaahhh. I happy jabbed your mom today while she was laying out by the pool.

I woke my girlfriend up this morning for sex with a few happy jabs.

I'm sick of my boss riding my ass so I happy jabbed his coffee mug after he went into a meeting.

by Eaton Holgoode April 26, 2017

Cock Medley

When a chick takes on multiple cocks at the same time and all come in different sizes, shapes and color.

Rachel had quite the cock medley last night after hooking up with a few rugby players.

by Eaton Holgoode June 13, 2018

Bust a Growler

To drop an excruciatingly painful shit that has been growling in the intestines. Typically results from poor dietary choices or spicy meals.

Sherwin scarfed down several bean burritos during his lunch hour. During his afternoon Kaizen meeting, his stomach began to rumble and slosh. As the sweat began to bead his brow, he could wait no more. He excused himself and performed a Hope Pinch all the way to the men's room where he barely reached the stool to cop a squat and Bust a Growler.

by Eaton Holgoode November 5, 2014

Oral Rot

An individual with such bad breath that it's akin to decomposing flesh. If you didn't know better, you would swear that they had an internal organ rotting away and the smell is expelling via the mouth.

Broooohh that dude's breath is vile.

Yea braaahhhh. He's got oral rot.

by Eaton Holgoode February 27, 2017

Rav-vag

To go ravenous on the vagina during oral sex. To eat her pussy out in a voracious manner as if your are starving and haven’t eaten in days.

I went all rav-vag last night on Rachel. She came three times.

I love it whe he eats me out rav-vag style.

by Eaton Holgoode February 22, 2018

Quivering Love Pudding

A wet pussy that’s aching and ready for the D.

I reached under her skirt and found her quivering love pudding.

Rachel’s quivering love pudding got some good D last night.

by Eaton Holgoode April 23, 2018