Definitions by Eaton Holgoode
Squeezing Biscuits
The immediate need to take a massive dump after inhaling a hearty, country style breakfast which make include pancakes, bacon, eggs, biscuits n gravy, etc. Usually compounded when consumed after a heavy night of partying and drinking.
After partying all night, Roger stopped at the cafe and consumed a large, hearty, country breakfast to satisfy his hunger. About halfway home his gut rumbled and he was already squeezing biscuits by the time he waddled into the shitter at home.
Squeezing Biscuits by Eaton Holgoode November 28, 2015
Cankerous
A slut, typically a dirty prostitute or meth whore, exhibiting a variety of infected pustules around the mouth, genitala ans rectum including, but not limited to herpes, cold sores, genital warts and scabies.
Roger stopped to pick up a prostitute for a blow on the way home but the street walkers out that night were way to Cankerous so he just went home and gave it a wank.
Cankerous by Eaton Holgoode November 28, 2015
Three Sausage Dinner
Where's Carla? I haven't seen or heard from her all day.
She home. She's a little tired and sore. She got turnt last night and ended up going home for a three sausage dinner.
She home. She's a little tired and sore. She got turnt last night and ended up going home for a three sausage dinner.
Three Sausage Dinner by Eaton Holgoode November 28, 2015
Boiled Ham Dinner
When you eat out your wife or girlfriend's hot, juicy, sweaty and mungy ass after she's been seated at an outdoor event in a hot stadium seat for a few hours. Very popular during the summer baseball season.
After another great Cardinals victory on a hot July day, Frank got his wife back home right after the game and she fed him a juicy boiled ham dinner.
Boiled Ham Dinner by Eaton Holgoode November 28, 2015
New England Boiled Dinner
After a nice long, hot, steamy, naked soak in the hot tub with your lover, you stand up gingerly stuff your loose and dangling balls and man sack into your partner's eager mouth.
Carl's hot tub party turned wild once the three couple hot tub soak turned into a New England Boiled Dinner.
New England Boiled Dinner by Eaton Holgoode November 28, 2015
Sunday Crock Potting
The internal gasy, gastrointestinal buildup, throughout the day on Sunday, of a wet, steamy shit inevitably to be dumped at the office on Monday morning. Sunday Crock Potting typically gestates a massive excrement as a result of a weekend of partying and poor dietary choices.
What the hell happened in that bathroom? Looks like there was swamp buggy race in the toilet and the smell is enough to make me retch.
George had a long weekend. He warned me he had been Sunday Crock Potting and I might not want to go in there.
George had a long weekend. He warned me he had been Sunday Crock Potting and I might not want to go in there.
Sunday Crock Potting by Eaton Holgoode November 28, 2015
Snake Trap
A woman that appears to just be DTF and out for a hook up but has undisclosed alterior motives such as getting pregnant, forcing a relationship or some form of black mail or extortion.
Dan thought he was hooking up with a choice piece of ass that was just DTF. Unfortunately, he got himself into a snake trap. The bitch lied about birth control and he laid seed and got her pregnant. Nows she's after his ass for cash. Poor fucker. All that for a wet noodle.
Snake Trap by Eaton Holgoode November 25, 2015