Eaton Holgoode's definitions

Lace Around The Panties

A discreet and alternative way to describe a very effeminate male.

Charles: What's up bro!!! Have you met the new dude in the shipping department?
Conrad: Yea brahhh!! Not sure about that guy.
Charles: He seems ok. He's just Lace Around The Panties.
Conrad: Ya got dat straight!!!

by Eaton Holgoode March 12, 2014

Hard Park

A discreet, secret location for sexual play and activity known only by a few select participants.

Meet me at hard park in 20 minutes.

I'll be there.

by Eaton Holgoode January 15, 2016

Mudflats

To perform a traditional Cleveland Steamer on a female with very small or almost non-existent breasts. Mudflats only apply to women with A cup sized breasts or smaller. Upon completion of the traditional steamer action of rolling back and forth, the breast area is left covered in a flat, dirty, wet and muddy state resembling an area of Mudflats found in coastal wetlands.

Harvey's flat chested girlfriend Amanda loves scat play. Harvey obliges her fetish needs by giving her Mudflats every weekend.

by Eaton Holgoode February 18, 2014

Gentleman's Release

The passing of flatulence while standing at a urinal taking a piss. Typically done with one hand on the cock and the other arm extended against the wall for support.

I was taking a dump today and I don't know who walked in and did the Gentleman's Release but it sounded really wet.

by Eaton Holgoode April 10, 2017

Man Beets

The testicles. The balls. The gonads.

My man beets are all sweaty. Wanna lick?

I like pulling on my man beets.

I shave my man beets.

by Eaton Holgoode March 8, 2018

Jar of Bacon Grease

A jar, can or tube of lubricant used for vaginal or anal sexual intercourse.

Honey, I am just too dry tonight. You won't be able to pound my va jay jay like normal. Don't worry, I got a Jar of Bacon Grease in the nightstand. Now drop them panties and bend over and crack me a smile.

by Eaton Holgoode June 24, 2009

Crackling Cheese

The amalgam of semen, lube and fecal remnants around the anal rim after anal sex.

I couldn’t help but savor the aroma and the sight of her crackling cheese after I withdrew my engorged fuck knob from her posterior.

by Eaton Holgoode February 1, 2018