Eaton Holgoode's definitions

Fur Trading

The act itself when a slutty, whore female uses her pussy to obtain material items such as money, cars, free rent, vacations, etc. She trades her vagina to well off and/or just generally desperate men willing to compensate for their inadequacies through trade of material possessions for sex. See Sugar Baby and Sugar Daddy.

Rico: Hey Dude! Have you met that new girl Tonya?
Suave: Yes. She is a slut.
Rico: Why do you say that, yo?
Suave: Dude, do you think she has all that bling from working? She is a whore that earns her living Fur Trading.
Rico: Damn. Wish I had more spending cheese!

by Eaton Holgoode June 23, 2009

Food Kink

Incorporating the food or foods of your choice and liking into sexual play and activity.

The office had an ice cream social and all I could think about was licking a scoop of mint chocolate chip ice cream off my coworker’s stomach. Gotta get my food kink under control.

Rachel introduced to me her food kink with some warm carmel and whipped cream. What a sweet pussy that was.

by Eaton Holgoode November 14, 2018

Coffee Afterbirth

The need to take one or more big old shits after your daily intake of morning java.

That Starbucks was great. But it’s time for a little coffee afterbirth.

This coffee afterbirth has got me trotting to the shitter a couple of times today.

by Eaton Holgoode December 12, 2018

Bumpin Beans

Two hot chicks are locked in a thrusting, bean grinding, scissor action.

I walked in on Kayla and Rachel bumpin beans at Jack’s party.

by Eaton Holgoode November 4, 2017

Lab Cheese

The smegma riddling the labial folds of a filthy whore or prostitute.

Rachel has bad lab cheese.

The whore I banged last night had the worst lab cheese.

by Eaton Holgoode November 8, 2018

Flegging

When a woman takes her husband's or boyfriend's Fleshlight and then uses it in reverse to do little pegging action on his submissive ass. Not recommended for dry cracked action. Generous lube is required.

After watching her sissy boy husband wank with his fleshlight, Carla made him get on all fours and started Flegging his hungry bottom.

by Eaton Holgoode January 15, 2016

Burger Dick

A painful, but usually temporary condition, whereby the male penis is literally raw and tender to the touch from extended periods of sexual intercourse. Burger Dick usually occurs after weekend long sex romps, hours of rough sex or extremely tight and tiny love holes. Redness, rawness and swelling are common conditions of Burger Dick.

Roger took his new girlfriend Carrie on a weekend get away. The ultimately never left the hotel room and had rough, uninhibited sex all weekend long. Roger went to work on Monday with a grimace on his face due to his severe case of Burger Dick. He was sore for several days.

by Eaton Holgoode September 16, 2015