Dunk Nuggets

Stuffing the testicles into the vagina during sexual intercourse. Requires a very skilled hand, or the help of a third party and an accommodating vagina.
Rachel was really wet and loose so I decided to give her the dunk nuggets. Thanks to the help of her sister, with a push of a finger, both nuts popped right in.
by Eaton Holgoode January 17, 2018
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Red Roof Inn

Reference to the pussy of a hot ginger female.
There goes a red roof inn.
by Eaton Holgoode December 12, 2018
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Milkmaid Express

A quick, downward yanking hand job performed by a female. The male leans face first against a wall at a 45 degree angle allowing the penis and ballsack to dangle freely from the fly like an engorged udder. The female, while kneeling, squatting or seated on a small stool vigorously yanks and pulls on the man bits like she’s milking a cow until a rope of nut is milked to completion.
My manager gave me a milkmaid Express in the stockroom last night after close.

Rachel pulled up the ottoman and the next thing I know I was getting the milkmaid express.
by Eaton Holgoode January 22, 2018
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Grape Juggling

Oral copulation of the male testicles and scrotum. Intermittent use of the hands for added juggling of the ball sack is permissible.
Roger couldn't wait to get home from work to let his wife so a little Grape Juggling.
by Eaton Holgoode October 20, 2015
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Ass Broth

Ass sweat that forms in the crack and trickles down to the taint. Has a distinct assy/vinegary funk.
Rachel said she just could rim me last night. Said the ass broth was more than she could handle. Guess I should have showered first.
by Eaton Holgoode March 22, 2017
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Chubbation

I was doing a little chubbation during class today. I think the professor noticed.
by Eaton Holgoode December 21, 2017
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Stump Dump

A shit so big it’s like passing a fucking tree stump out your asshole.
My as is torn up. I just took a stump dump.
by Eaton Holgoode December 21, 2017
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