by Eaton Holgoode January 31, 2018
Spending an entire day, or several days, in personal reflection and thought to recall the actions that took place during a hard night of partying that rendered you waking up naked with a greased ass hole and a sphincter that's sore and tender to the touch.
After a big party at his frat house, Carl woke up the next morning with some seriously Tender Memories. He spent several days wondering what happened and was only reminded of his tender bung each time he took a shit.
by Eaton Holgoode April 24, 2015
My roomie is in his room dog beatin’.
I like to do a little dog beatin’ when I take a shit.
I like to look at lady boy porn while I’m dog beatin’.
It was along night of dog beatin’. My cock is sore.
I like to do a little dog beatin’ when I take a shit.
I like to look at lady boy porn while I’m dog beatin’.
It was along night of dog beatin’. My cock is sore.
by Eaton Holgoode February 16, 2018
Hey dude, your new girlfriend is hot. Does she give you head? Hell yes! Not only does he give good head, she loves to swallow up the Salt Gravy as well. Lucky you!
by Eaton Holgoode June 23, 2009
When you pinch a shit that leaves a seemingly never ending amount of remnant requiring wipe after wipe after wipe after wipe to try and get that last clean swipe of the ass crack. Usually leaves your ass raw from the toilet paper. Even after you think you are done, you still feel like one more wipe is needed.
I just took a dirt pinch. I must have used a whole role. I still feel dirty.
My brown button is raw skin from all the wiping from that dirt pinch I just took.
I’m gonna need to run back to the rest room. That dirt pinch has me needing to do just one more wipe. I’m all itchy down there.
My brown button is raw skin from all the wiping from that dirt pinch I just took.
I’m gonna need to run back to the rest room. That dirt pinch has me needing to do just one more wipe. I’m all itchy down there.
by Eaton Holgoode November 08, 2018
When a horny, wet female climbs on top of the male in cowgirl position and glides his rigid penis back and forth between her engorged pussy lips, at a vigorous pace, until he busts his nut. Gliding does not involve vaginal penetration. And requires extreme vaginal wetness for the maximum glide.
Rachel did a little cowgirl gliding on me last night. She was going so fast I blew nut in like 2 minutes.
by Eaton Holgoode April 24, 2017
Masturbation after a hearty Thanksgiving meal. Typically performed on the toilet whilst taking that infamous Thanksgiving afternoon dump.
by Eaton Holgoode November 23, 2017