Eaton Holgoode's definitions
When you wank so hard or so much you exhaust yourself and immediately need a nap to recover.
Clean up of busted nut with a gak towel is highly recommended prior to the stroke nap. Otherwise, one wakes with their cock glued to their leg or abdomen and fingers and pubes may be adhered with an opaque crust.
Clean up of busted nut with a gak towel is highly recommended prior to the stroke nap. Otherwise, one wakes with their cock glued to their leg or abdomen and fingers and pubes may be adhered with an opaque crust.
After watching porn and wanking for two hours straight, I needed a stroke nap.
I wanked and nutted so hard I passed out into a stroke nap. Unfortunately, I woke up and my thumb and index finger were glued together with my cock snot.
I wanked and nutted so hard I passed out into a stroke nap. Unfortunately, I woke up and my thumb and index finger were glued together with my cock snot.
by Eaton Holgoode October 9, 2018
Get the Stroke Napmug. Oral stimulation of the clitoris.
The girls discovered bean worship during their sleepover.
Carol loves oral so she makes Roger do a little bean worship every night.
Carol loves oral so she makes Roger do a little bean worship every night.
by Eaton Holgoode October 31, 2017
Get the Bean Worshipmug. Monk's Wool refers to a male's pubic hair. The hallmark of having Monk's Wool is that the male intentionally keeps the hair on the Taint, Grundle, Chode and the overall Nether Region in an excessively long, overgrown,untrimmed and extremely wooly looking state.
The term Monk's Wool applies to any individual male that, for personal preferences, chooses to dedicate his life to keeping the Pubes in such an overgrown condition and chooses not to follow mainstream society's accepted male Genital grooming standards which includes a regular Manscaping and for some, completely Shorn or Shaved.
Monk's Wool is not the result of having a Shavecation but the intentional grooming standard that allows for one to have a full on Sasquatch Crotch.
The term Monk's Wool applies to any individual male that, for personal preferences, chooses to dedicate his life to keeping the Pubes in such an overgrown condition and chooses not to follow mainstream society's accepted male Genital grooming standards which includes a regular Manscaping and for some, completely Shorn or Shaved.
Monk's Wool is not the result of having a Shavecation but the intentional grooming standard that allows for one to have a full on Sasquatch Crotch.
Roger: Dude hurry up and get out of the shower.
Carl: Coming out now (Exits bathroom without towel).
Roger: WTF is up with the Monk's Wool Bro? Trim that shit!
Carl: Coming out now (Exits bathroom without towel).
Roger: WTF is up with the Monk's Wool Bro? Trim that shit!
by Eaton Holgoode April 24, 2014
Get the Monk's Woolmug. Rachel was begging me to can the corn so I went to pound town on dat ass.
I hooked up with a guy last night and well.......he decided to can the corn.
I hooked up with a guy last night and well.......he decided to can the corn.
by Eaton Holgoode January 17, 2019
Get the Can the Cornmug. A condition of the post coital female vagina whereby it is rendered cum filled and oozing ejaculate down to the ass crack. Oyster Slick vaginas are great for cream pie lovers and those that love sloppy seconds and thirds or more, especially in a gang bang session.
Roger and his friends pulled a train on his girlfriend Friday night. To say the least the tenth dude to nut was getting a true Oyster Slick.
by Eaton Holgoode December 11, 2015
Get the Oyster Slickmug. Another term for feces. A dump. However, grunt nuggets are often of a small, multiple round variety.
Wow braaaahhhh. My ass hole is sore. I just birthed a dozen grunt nuggets. I need to get hydrated more.
by Eaton Holgoode March 6, 2017
Get the Grunt Nuggetmug. John: Hey brohhh! How was your date with Tonya.
Roger: It was great yo! She's wild. We had a Dirt Derby.
John: Lucky you. All I got this weekend was a Winter Granny Handy.
Roger: It was great yo! She's wild. We had a Dirt Derby.
John: Lucky you. All I got this weekend was a Winter Granny Handy.
by Eaton Holgoode March 2, 2015
Get the Dirt Derbymug.