Definitions by Eaton Holgoode

Tingle Bean 

Momma's fat, aching and engorged clitoris.

Connie grabbed her boyfriend by the neck and shoved his face straight down on her tingle bean and said "Now eat!"

Tingle Bean by Eaton Holgoode January 18, 2016

Wet Puddin' 

To have sex with a morbidly obese female with an extremely wet vaginal region.

You did her last night braaaahhh???

Yea broohhhhh. Dat sheeeet was some wet puddin'

Wet Puddin' by Eaton Holgoode January 18, 2016

Grunion Patch 

When one's grundle becomes sweaty and takes on a vinegar and oniony type smell. Not easily masked and very noticeable even though clothing. Transfers easily to the fingers and under the nail when itchy and scratched.

Is someone here eating pickled onions? That's very pungent.

Sorry no. It's my grunion patch. I have been working in the yard and sweating all day. Here, is this what you smell ( scratches grundle and then puts finger under nose).

Good goards man that's f***ing ripe. Go shower now and scrub that hand.

Grunion Patch by Eaton Holgoode January 18, 2016

Crimson Pinch

Pinching off a turd laced with blood remnants from severe hemorrhoids.

Carla wasn't worried about the blood in her stool since she had some raging hemorrhoids and expected a crimson pinch.

Crimson Pinch by Eaton Holgoode January 15, 2016

Member Mingle 

When your girl continues to fondle your cock and balls with loving care and affection post coitus.

I nutted up Charleen real good last night after which he gave me a nice member mingle for about 20 minutes till I passed out.

Member Mingle by Eaton Holgoode January 15, 2016

Sag Bagging 

When one experiences an exceptionally dangly and drooping scrotal sack.

Dude I can't run any more. This heat and moisture has me sag bagging and my nuts keep hitting my thighs.

Sag Bagging by Eaton Holgoode January 15, 2016

Waxed Bean 

The female clitorus that is well lubricated and ultimately fapped to a leg quivering, orgasmic climax.

I watched my roommate get off last night. Her waxed bean was glistening.

Waxed Bean by Eaton Holgoode January 15, 2016