by Eaton Holgoode April 23, 2015
While Debbie prefers uncut men, she was pleasantly surprised when I flopped out my gentleman's bonnet and peeled it back like a push pop.
by Eaton Holgoode September 25, 2017
To take a dump from a standing position on the toilet into the toilet bowl similar to that of a ship dropping anchor in the open sea. The Anchor Drop is performed by removing one's shoes, socks, pants and underwear. Once disrobed, straddle the toilet bowl (lid up) by placing the feet on each side of the bowl. Align the asshole over the center of the toilet bowl and crouch slightly. Commence release of the bowels and watch the anchor fall into the water below. The bigger the turd the bigger the splash. Warning: The ankles and feet may get wet while performing this activity and loose stool is not recommended. Wiping the ass and leaving the turd for others to see are optional.
Frank, Roger and Carl went to the school locker room and lined up in the stalls for a simultaneous Anchor Drop. While they were hoping to synchronize their squeezes, they all dropped a deuce at varying moments and sounded like three kids jumping in splash pool. They left their works for the janitor.
by Eaton Holgoode April 09, 2015
The act of defecating an eggplant shaped turd. Such turds are semi-soft, but very thick and bulbous at one end and slim and tapered at the other appearing just like an eggplant. The Eggplant turd requires tremendous, initial force to push the bulbous, girthy end out but is followed by a relatively smooth evacuation of the more tapered end. Eggplant turds are most common in weekend drinkers suffering from dehydration and poor fiber intake.
After a long weekend of binge drinking, Carl woke up on Monday morning suffering from the worst stomach ache. He went to evacuate his bowels and found himself Dropping an Eggplant. After several minutes of intense puckering and release actions of his sphincter, he finally achieved release.
by Eaton Holgoode March 02, 2015
by Eaton Holgoode October 05, 2017
To get banged by a dude that just has sex with someone else. No cleaning, no showering. Just straight to the next hole.
Frank was at the party warm dicking three different girls.
I’m not sure but I think I just got a warm dicking.
I’m not sure but I think I just got a warm dicking.
by Eaton Holgoode November 28, 2017
Fetish sexual play whereby a female mounts their partner (M or F) and envelopes their partner's face, nose and mouth with her vagina. This smothering act is accompanied by vigorous face riding and induced oxygen deprivation for their partner. The face is ridden until the partner taps out or muffles out their chosen safe word.
Rachel and Frank are into some kink. Her extra pounds comes in handy when they smother play. He almost passed out last time before tapping out.
by Eaton Holgoode April 25, 2017