Bust a Grunt

To take a big ole shit. A massive dump.

That was one hell of a meal. No choice now but to bust a grunt. Where's the newspaper.

by Eaton Holgoode April 26, 2017

Yank Job

A very vigorous hand job. Typically dry, without lube, and rough yanking and tugging on the cock n balls.

That dirty prostitute changes $5 for a yank job.

My uncle cornered me in the trailer and gave me a yank job. He’s got touch hands.

by Eaton Holgoode May 08, 2018

Pork Bait

A slutty female that's an easy piece of ass. Requires little effort to achieve a panty drop.

Have you met the new sales rep? Her numbers should sky rocket. She's pork bait.

by Eaton Holgoode July 27, 2016

Gutter Snot

Similar to a cream pie. A hot, thick load of male semen dripping from a well fucked vagina aka gutter

I left Rachel on the living room floor dripping with gutter snot.

by Eaton Holgoode April 26, 2017

Soh Vaggie

A sore vagina from rough, vigorous sex.

Rachel and I did an all nighter and she gots a soh vaggie today.

Girl that deep dicking last night leavin me a soh vaggie.

by Eaton Holgoode October 30, 2018

Gusset Nugget

When you shit your pants on accident or from inability to hold it any longer and lay out a ripe, steamy turd in your grunders.

Having lost my ability to pinch any longer and still miles from the nearest bathroom, I dropped a gusset nugget and cleaned up at the next rest area.

I was walking to the shitter when I lost all control and pinched a gusset nugget.

by Eaton Holgoode December 13, 2018

Suck the Skin Off

Used to describe some of the best mind-blowing head one can get.

Braaaaahhh your mom is a rock star cock sucker. Last night I thought was was gonna suck the skin off.

by Eaton Holgoode January 09, 2019