Definitions by Eaton Holgoode

Giblet Pinch 

The unavoidable defecation brought by consuming a large holiday meal.

It's never thanksgiving without a giblet pinch.

Giblet Pinch by Eaton Holgoode January 25, 2016

3 a.m. Wake Up Call 

When your girl wakes you up from a deep sleep by grinding her pussy on your thigh and hip. This results in almost instant rigidity and you roll over and give her the smashing she's aching for.

You look tired braaaaahh. Feel ok?
Feel great broohhhh. Just the lingering effects of a 3 a.m. Wake Up Call.

3 a.m. Wake Up Call by Eaton Holgoode January 22, 2016

Panty Goblin

A panty fetish pervert that attends parties in private homes and intentionally steals female panties from dresser drawers and laundry hampers.

You better keep and eye out on Jake. Why did you invite him?

Why? He's a friend of Carl's and seems nice.

The dude is a panty goblin. You better go hide your silks right now.

Panty Goblin by Eaton Holgoode January 22, 2016

Wood Worm 

A smarmy old pervert that walks around with a creepy smile and a perpetual hard on.

The mall is full of wood worms tonight. Watch out.

Wood Worm by Eaton Holgoode January 22, 2016

Window Wipe 

To drag your bare ass, preferably one that is hot, sweaty and mungy, down the driver's side windshield of someone's car to intentionally smear and smudge the glass.

Carl was out for a late night jog when he spotted his ex-girlfriend's car at his friends house. He gave her car a quick window wipe.

Window Wipe by Eaton Holgoode January 21, 2016

Gravy Banger 

A male who relentlessly continues to hump and pound the vajayjay after busting one, even two, nuts inside his girl.

Carl is a gravy banger. He nuts up his old lady and just pounds her to a frothy, drippy cream.

Gravy Banger by Eaton Holgoode January 18, 2016

Estrogenic Qualities 

An emasculating reference to a male's womanly appearance, submissive sex life and performance thereof, and overall feminine qualities and traits.

Carla clearly wears the pants in the family because she does nothing but point out her husband's estrogenic qualities.

Estrogenic Qualities by Eaton Holgoode January 18, 2016