A nasty, greasy skid mark or shit stain created from excessive and repeated release of wet farts and flatulence and Moose Jelly while in a seated position for an extended period of time. Trucker's Grease may also be created from or enhanced by poor wiping of the anus and occurs when the underwear ride up deeper and deeper into the ass crack from squirming and moving about in the seated position.
Jerry packed his bag for the long drive to California. He threw in extra underwear as he anticipated the long dive and hours in the seated position would combine with a nasty road diet of fast food resulting in a lot of Trucker's Grease.
by Eaton Holgoode April 15, 2014
A massive, beefy shit one takes after engorging on Brazilian red meats at a Brazilian steakhouse. Hallmarked by the accompanying beefy farts.
I ate so much meat at the Brazilian steakhouse last night at our company party that I was dropping beef truffles at 35,000 ft on my flight home. The pilot almost had to drop the oxygen masks for passenger relief.
by Eaton Holgoode December 14, 2018
Rachel got pricked good last night.
I'm going to get pricked this weekend.
I haven't been pricked in a long time.
Carl pricked me so good I can't walk today.
I'm going to get pricked this weekend.
I haven't been pricked in a long time.
Carl pricked me so good I can't walk today.
by Eaton Holgoode April 11, 2017
Last night Rachel was freaky and she climbed on top and dropped a steamy crumpet on my chest.
I had to run out of the meeting today to go drop a steamy crumpet.
This bathroom smells like a steamy crumpet. Who was it?
I had to run out of the meeting today to go drop a steamy crumpet.
This bathroom smells like a steamy crumpet. Who was it?
by Eaton Holgoode January 12, 2018
When your balls and scrotum are ravaged, sore and swollen from being pleasurably whipped with a riding crop during a spirited session of derby balls.
My sack is so sore. I have crop balls.
My mistress gave me crop balls and it hurts so good.
Doctor: I’m a little concerned about your scrotum. How long has it been this swollen and enlarged? We need to do some tests.
Patient: No need doc. It’s just crop balls. They were whipped good last night.
Doctor: This is my third case of Derby Balls this week. I should have known.
My mistress gave me crop balls and it hurts so good.
Doctor: I’m a little concerned about your scrotum. How long has it been this swollen and enlarged? We need to do some tests.
Patient: No need doc. It’s just crop balls. They were whipped good last night.
Doctor: This is my third case of Derby Balls this week. I should have known.
by Eaton Holgoode February 07, 2018
When you stick a lit Cuban cigar in your girl’s asshole then commence to banging her pussy so hard from behind that her rectal contractions puff away at that fine Havana.
I did the Fidel with Rachel last night after snuggling in a box of Havanas from my recent cruise to Cuba. That tuck was a burning.
by Eaton Holgoode January 09, 2019
I’ll be buttering the queen’s bagel tonight.
I declare that’s the queen’s bagel was quite fresh when I poached the hole.
I declare that’s the queen’s bagel was quite fresh when I poached the hole.
by Eaton Holgoode June 02, 2018