Eaton Holgoode's definitions

Scabhole

A flilthy, disease riddled vagina. May also refer to a filthy, disease riddled or hemorrhoid infested bunghole.

Rachel has two scabholes.

That whore had one greasy scabhole.

I had so much sex on holiday I came home with a scabhole.

by Eaton Holgoode October 5, 2018

Meat Medallions

Fat, puffy, swollen pussy lips. A pure meat flaps lover's delicacy.

Roger's girlfriend was so wet and horny. Roger pulled her panties off and exposed her beautiful, glistening Meat Medallions.

by Eaton Holgoode April 30, 2015

Knuckle Crust

Dried semen. When remnant semen dries on the fingers after fapping and busting a thick nut all over the hand.

Is that dried skin on your fingers?

Naaahh. I just didn't wipe my fingers to good after fapping this morning. It's knuckle crust.

That's fuckin nasty braaaahhhhh

by Eaton Holgoode May 9, 2017

Pussy Portico

When the mons pubis is so fat and flabby that it over hangs the top of the outer labia.

John thought he scored a hot babe and took her home to bang her up good. He was disappointed when she dropped her panties and exposed her Pussy Portico. Damn girl, I could park a car under that over hang.

by Eaton Holgoode June 18, 2009

Nut Burps

When ya bust a heavy nut load and the gobbles the go and she gets the burps and tastes you the rest of the day.

Rachel got home from work and said she had the nut burps all day after blowing my dawn horn.

by Eaton Holgoode November 27, 2018

Buff Gruff

Extremely dense and coarse hair around the anus. Individuals with Buff Gruff have difficulty with cleanliness and suffer from dingleberrys.

Jeb was completely turned off when he got a look at his girlfriend's Buff Gruff for the first time. There was enough hair around the oring to knit a posh sweater. So he sent her a waxing.

by Eaton Holgoode April 30, 2015

Underwater Apple Bobbing

The same as traditional Apple Bobbing except that when a male or female inhales both of the balls of their male partner into their mouth, they perform the apple bobbing act underwater. Typically performed in a bathtub or pool.

Carl loves swimming at the local YMCA public pool. He enjoys wading around in the shallow end with his ball sack floating out from his swim trunks as the elderly lap swimmers love to do a little Underwater Apple Bobbing between their laps.

by Eaton Holgoode March 6, 2015