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Stimulating your partner’s anus using your nose. Rubbing and punching around the sphincter. Known for its intoxicating aromas.
He was snouting the rose last night. This big schnoze felt great teasing the rim. I just took a shit but he didn’t care.
by Eaton Holgoode January 15, 2019
Get the Snouting the Rose mug.A common occurrence during the long cold winter months when your wife or girlfriend develops rough, dry, cracking skin on their hands and their would be otherwise, soft, supple hand are now like those of an elderly woman. The best part of the Winter Granny Handy is the stimulating roughness but more so while giving you a traditional, loving Handy or Hand Job one can secretly fantasize about getting a handy from your Grandma or some other geriatric.
Roger's wife had developed such dry skin hands from the dry winter weather that her hand jobs had become almost painfully rough. But Roger enjoyed too much the fantasy of getting the Winter Granny Handy.
by Eaton Holgoode February 19, 2015
Get the Winter Granny Handy mug.Post sex pussy smells. Smells will vary. If it smelt rotten in the first place, sexual activity will only intensify a rotten crotch. Use of lubes, gels and creams often create a medicinal stank. Use of an umbrella aka condem creates a sweaty, rubbery, latex odor.
I left Rachel quivering in a pool of squirt and semen but with one rank hot rotch. Bish need a shower.
by Eaton Holgoode November 20, 2018
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The aroma of her French blossom was intoxicating.
The smells of her French blossom were so inviting I had to eat her ass.
The smells of her French blossom were so inviting I had to eat her ass.
by Eaton Holgoode November 28, 2018
Get the French Blossom mug.Carl always does a lady tuck in the shower after the game.
My roommate came out of the bathroom sporting a lady tuck.
The hot chick I was with last night gave me quite the morning surprise when I saw her lady tuck.
My roommate came out of the bathroom sporting a lady tuck.
The hot chick I was with last night gave me quite the morning surprise when I saw her lady tuck.
by Eaton Holgoode November 13, 2017
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The Anus.
The Anus.
Rachel went to the med spa today. When she returned home, her old rusty sheriff’s badge had been transformed into a a beautiful pink knot of Stormy Daniel’s quality no less.
by Eaton Holgoode December 12, 2018
Get the Pink Knot mug.The tongue. That soft fleshy muscle that opens the throat and is an intricate part of performing fellatio.
by Eaton Holgoode October 23, 2017
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