When you see how many sex toys you can insert into each of your girl’s body orifices at the same time while signing We Wish You A Merry Christmas and other festive holiday carols.
Becky is walking tender today. We did a little Santa Bagging last night.
I ran out of sex toys last night Santa Bagging Rachel. Bish took em all.
I ran out of sex toys last night Santa Bagging Rachel. Bish took em all.
by Eaton Holgoode December 02, 2017
When a group of meth heads and meth addicts living in a flop house intentionally use the same toilet water and bath water over the course of several weeks to preserve funds to buy more drugs. The toilets become muddy and ammonia like and the bath water typically becomes murky and putrid from the individuals leaving their dregs and sediments behind.
In order to conserve their funds to buy more meth and crank, Frank and the others living in his flop house stopped flushing the toilets and began Soup Potting. The visiting prostitutes and meth whores helped with chumming the bathwater.
by Eaton Holgoode May 07, 2015
She loves it when I smack her checks with my limp gland.
Too much booze last night causes my limp gland. Tina has to mouth Mr. Softee all night.
Too much booze last night causes my limp gland. Tina has to mouth Mr. Softee all night.
by Eaton Holgoode February 12, 2018
Imma cock-a-puss tonight braaaaaaahhh. The ho is back in town.
She was grinding on my leg his morning so I did a little cock-a-puss.
She was grinding on my leg his morning so I did a little cock-a-puss.
by Eaton Holgoode May 11, 2018
Your son is a real terddler. He won’t sit still and he smeared his feces on my new wallpaper earlier.
by Eaton Holgoode January 15, 2019
A reference to the pink toned penis of a Caucasian male when that’s one’s preference to root out their bodily orifices. The ol’ pink penis.
I took his pink plumber right up my poop chute.
His pink plumber was so big I thought my cervix was going to burst.
His pink plumber was so big I thought my cervix was going to burst.
by Eaton Holgoode January 26, 2018
A common problem of today’s long sleeve shirt wearing executive business type.
After taking a notable and relieving dump, the anus is wiped as normal. However, the long shirt sleeve comes in too close contact with the rectal area while wiping thus rendering a swipe of fecal remnant on the sleeve.
After taking a notable and relieving dump, the anus is wiped as normal. However, the long shirt sleeve comes in too close contact with the rectal area while wiping thus rendering a swipe of fecal remnant on the sleeve.
Looks like my boss spilled hot chocolate on his sleeve or he had another executive wipe.
Something stinks. I can’t pinpoint the smell. Sorry I had an executive wipe during our meeting break. It’s my sleeve you are smelling. I couldn’t get it to wash out.
Something stinks. I can’t pinpoint the smell. Sorry I had an executive wipe during our meeting break. It’s my sleeve you are smelling. I couldn’t get it to wash out.
by Eaton Holgoode January 17, 2018