Definitions by Eaton Holgoode

Mincemeat 

The roughed up, swollen and engorged appearance of your mate's bung hole after a punishing, yet pleasurable, bout of ass play.

Roger worked Tina'a booty good and left her with her ass up and dripping mincemeat.

Mincemeat by Eaton Holgoode November 23, 2016

Nutsack Cheese 

A ripe and pungent cheese harvested from the glans and ballsack area of a hot, fat, sweaty and morbidly obese male. Considered a delecacy by some.

Carl gave himself a quick scratch and harvested up one of the ripest servings of nutsack cheese ever grown under two of his fingernails.

Nutsack Cheese by Eaton Holgoode November 23, 2016

Uncle Rusty 

When your uncle sneaks up behind you at a family gathering and shoves is hand down your back side and fishhooks your anal sphincter with his index finger. You can't run and you can't scream. You just take it like a man until he lets loose.

This may also be known by some in the rural south as a Mississippi Mud Finger.

It wouldn't be a traditional Thanksgiving at Roger's house without an old fashioned Uncle Rusty. Roger got hooked four times last year before dinner.

Uncle Rusty by Eaton Holgoode November 23, 2016

Urethraholic 

When one is sexually addicted to performing oral sex on males, females or both. Noted by constant cravings and aggitation when sexually deprived for extended periods.

If it's not one cock, it's another. Carla is a real urethraholic. She can't get enough.

Urethraholic by Eaton Holgoode November 23, 2016

Butt Batter 

Simply put, explosive, liquid shits. Often induced from too much alcohol and poor dietary choices.

Never again will I consume that much tequila. I've got some firey butt batter today. It's so explosive I'll need to perform a peripheral wipe when I'm done.

Butt Batter by Eaton Holgoode November 23, 2016

Peripheral Wipe 

A rectal wipe job that extends well beyond the anal sphincter cleansing and requires one or more wipes of the outer edges of or in as far as the middle of the butt cheeks. A common occurrence when suffering an assplosion of butt batter.

Holy Shite!!!! That was nasty. I just blew a wet brown demon out my arse and took me several peripheral wipes just to get the splatters.

Peripheral Wipe by Eaton Holgoode November 23, 2016

Water Salute

Water sports. When two partners, male or female, line up beside a third mate, and unleash their warm golden showers upon them in an arch like spray. Similar to that of a water salute given to a departing plane on a runway.

Tonya loves water sports and nothing more than a hot, wet water salute.

Water Salute by Eaton Holgoode November 10, 2016