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Mincemeat 

sliced meat that is cookable and therefore edible

can be added into tacos, chillies,
can you simmer that mincemeat

mincemeat 

p1: mincemeat anyone?

p2: yea im down
nub: dumb swear word yall mean minecraft
mincemeat by IEatRattata October 9, 2020

mincemeat 

a woman who chops off her son's or husband's penis and eats it. (group called a colony)
Get away from her! She's one of those crazy mincemeats!
mincemeat by boogiemaneatyou November 13, 2011

mincemeat pie 

An insanely delicious pie made of apples, peaches, cherries, raisins, and other tart fruits. It is the best pie ever made, with the exception perhaps of pumpkin pie. Typically served with egg-nog at Thanksgiving and Christmas celebrations.
"Oh man, I just ate five slices of mincemeat pie."
"Yeah, well, go eat more, son."
mincemeat pie by Phaedrus Raen November 28, 2005

Mincemeat Pie 

When you are eating out a pussy so nasty you throw up into said pussy. That is a mincemeat pie.
Sarah hadn't showered in a week, I couldn't help it; I gave her a mincemeat pie
Mincemeat Pie by dabadabadooee September 7, 2008

Minemeet 

Minemeet is a cringey Minecraft Server :,)
Minemeet by FakedDuchess518 May 23, 2018
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