Eaton Holgoode's definitions
Grabbing the penile head and intentionally pulling your stiff, hard, rigid cock to the side (left or right, your choice) the releasing it to quickly snap back and slap the cheek, lips or forehead of your girl. Typically done just before she gobbles the knob for a little hot oral. Repeat as desired.
Why is your cheek so read? Frank gave me about a dozen turkey snaps this morning before I sucked him off. That may leave a bruise.
by Eaton Holgoode November 25, 2017
Get the Turkey Snapmug. When a male, typically in his 20's or 30's, receives a hand job from an elderly, geriatric male or geriatric female.
Frank went to Walmart and with a little sweet talk, picked up an old lady in the pharmacy department. She accompanied him to his car in the parking lot where she graciously gave Frank a Geri-Jerk before resuming her shopping for adult diapers and fiber pills.
by Eaton Holgoode September 15, 2015
Get the Geri-Jerkmug. Extremely loose, wet stool that is induced by drinking too much wine of any variety. Wine Shits are known for their extremely rancid, stench and shit vapors bouquet. The remnant smell of Wine Shits is known to linger for extended periods of time and are most often encountered in office restrooms on Monday mornings after the office's resident wine connoisseurs have been on a weekend bender.
No one wanted to use the Men's restroom on Monday morning. Ron was well known for making his usual early morning arrival and sharing a wicked smelling case of the Wine Shits from his weekend wine bender.
by Eaton Holgoode May 6, 2015
Get the Wine Shitsmug. That impending, wet, explosive hangover shit. The gut churns, growles and sloshes whilst brewing up the inevitable release. More than one bubbler is very common. Tends to leave the oring sore, tender and burning.
I partied way to hard last night. I’m brewing a bubbler right now.
I don’t feel well. I’m brewing a bubbler.
I was brewing a bubbler and didn’t quite make it. Now I got a little trouser pudding.
I don’t feel well. I’m brewing a bubbler.
I was brewing a bubbler and didn’t quite make it. Now I got a little trouser pudding.
by Eaton Holgoode May 3, 2018
Get the Brewing a Bubblermug. When your girl lays down face up, fills her loving mouth full of Listerine or Scope Mouthwash and lets you repeatedly tea bag your ball sack plunging it in and out of the antiseptic creating a cool, refreshing, yet burning, sensation.
Rachel let me do the Hot Wanda last night. My fuckin nuts smell so clean and fresh. That minty cool really takes your breath away.
by Eaton Holgoode January 27, 2018
Get the Hot Wandamug. The remnants of lube, semen and booty juice around your girl’s bung hole after you work that little rosebud hard during anal sex.
by Eaton Holgoode February 16, 2018
Get the Blossom Buttermug. by Eaton Holgoode November 24, 2017
Get the Let’s Pull the Plugmug.