Eaton Holgoode's definitions

Thin Jimmy

A long, slender penis. Similar to a 6-7 inch section of garden hose. Thin Jimmy’s are ideal for anal sex due to limited girth.

Rachel loves anal now that she’s with a dude that packs a Thin Jimmy.

Rachel: My old boyfriend had a horse cock and left me anal gaping. But now that I’m with Carl, his Thin Jimmy is perfect and I snap right back shut.

by Eaton Holgoode October 18, 2017

Sirloin Nips

Wonderfully, thick, round and pouty nipples on the female breasts. Coined Sirloin Nips due to their meaty similarity to delicious sirloin tips.

Stan: Hey Joe. How as your date with Rachel? Did you get any of that sweet poon last night?
Joe: Yea brahhhhhh! She was one tight box. But the best part was those Sirloin Nips of hers.

Stan: Oh yea brooooohh. Love em' meaty.

by Eaton Holgoode September 29, 2015

Ol’ Dirty Duke

After picking up a chubby cowgirl at a country bar and shagging her ass all night at her place, you slap on your Stetson, cop a squat and pinch a morning turd in her cowboy boot and skip out the house saying “Adios Pilgram.”

I went back to Wanda’s house last night after the bar closed and before I left this morning I gave her the ol’ dirty Duke. She gonna be surprised when she puts that boot on.

by Eaton Holgoode June 1, 2018

Itchy Man Bits

When ya balls is all itchy and/or chaffing.

Come over here and scratch my itchy man bits.

My itchy man bits are so sore.

by Eaton Holgoode January 20, 2018

Sag Bagging

When one experiences an exceptionally dangly and drooping scrotal sack.

Dude I can't run any more. This heat and moisture has me sag bagging and my nuts keep hitting my thighs.

by Eaton Holgoode January 15, 2016

The Old Stinkeroo

A move made famous in the movie Dumb and Dumber To. Harry and Lloyd attend a party at a science convention. They do not realize the drinks are free, so they walk around taking half-consumed beverages and combine them into a glass as a full drink. They stick their hands into their nasty assholes and then swipe their ass juice around the rims of their glasses. They then proceed to tell a convention worker that the beverages are bad and they have her smell and inhale their ass stank to get new, fresh drinks. They refer to this action as The Old Stinkeroo.

Harry and Lloyd are so dumb they performed The Old Stinkeroo when the drinks were free any way.

by Eaton Holgoode April 15, 2015

Frosh Bobber

The traditional occurrence of a Dressing Gown Bobber except that the Frosh Bobber is exclusively associated with the a homosexual male Frosh sporting the "semi".

After sipping on his cup of Earl Grey and reflecting upon the Handy he received from his neighbor the night before, Steven found himself sporting a Frosh Bobber in his night shirt and enjoyed the experience by parading around on his balcony in front of his neighbors.

by Eaton Holgoode November 13, 2014