Finger banging your girl’s wet pussy so much during hours of watching Netflix that she prunes up the skin on your finger(s).
by Eaton Holgoode January 14, 2019
A collection of sexually stimulating items that are used, and often needed, to arouse to enable one to Fap aka jack off. The Gentleman's Handbook applies to all collections of arousing materials including collections of fap material or thoughts and visual images located in one's spank bank.
Finding himself alone and his room mates gone, Roger opened up his Gentlemen's Handbook and riotously viewed his collection of porn and envision the MILF next door as he vigorously fapped himself until his balls were dry, gak towel was soaked and he no longer suffered from an engorged, Leaded Pencil
by Eaton Holgoode January 15, 2015
Even though Grandpa could no longer blow his load, he could still get an erection and Grandma still enjoyed sucking on his stiffy and throat gargling his Soft Eggs with her dentures out.
by Eaton Holgoode May 06, 2015
When your partner butters up your ballsack with KY warming gel then vigorously gives you an old fashioned (hand job) with one hand while feverishly squeezing and yanking your balls with the other.
Rachel gave me the old fashioned butternut squash last night. I thought she was going to yank my nuts off there for a moment.
I’m sore as hell from the old fashioned butternut squash my step mom gave me yesterday after dad left for work. I need to keep the bathroom door locked.
I’m sore as hell from the old fashioned butternut squash my step mom gave me yesterday after dad left for work. I need to keep the bathroom door locked.
by Eaton Holgoode October 30, 2018
Buford: What's going on Braaa? Have you met that new chick in the apartment next door?
Ralph: Oh yea Braaa. I met her and then some.
Burford: What Braaa?
Ralph: She invited me in for a visit and before you new it, I was throwing back the shutters!
Burford: Sweeet! How was she?
Ralph: Them was some good eats Braaaa!
Ralph: Oh yea Braaa. I met her and then some.
Burford: What Braaa?
Ralph: She invited me in for a visit and before you new it, I was throwing back the shutters!
Burford: Sweeet! How was she?
Ralph: Them was some good eats Braaaa!
by Eaton Holgoode July 02, 2009
I was stoking Rachel’s truffle oven last night.
I had anal and now my truffle oven is sore.
My truffle oven is a little itchy. I need to run wipe again.
I had anal and now my truffle oven is sore.
My truffle oven is a little itchy. I need to run wipe again.
by Eaton Holgoode November 26, 2018
Sonja enjoyed foreplay with her boyfriend Kevin. She often performed fellatio followed by analingus. She especially enjoyed giving Kevin a tossed salad this past weekend because Kevin had been doing yard work all afternoon in the hot sun and the sweat dripping down his ass crack all day had left him with a well Perfumed Rose.
by Eaton Holgoode May 06, 2014