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Apple Butter

Lubricant used to perform highly pleasurable anal sex on a woman's perfectly shaped apple bottom.
Sandra had her Apple bottom ass up in the air ready for Roger to penetrate so he slapped a little apple butter on and drove it home.
by Eaton Holgoode November 18, 2015
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Pinkers

A perky set of pink, female nipples.
I’m horny. Come suck on my pinkers.
by Eaton Holgoode March 7, 2018
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Dick Chipper

An individual with braces that does a really bad job at giving head.

May also apply to someone with sharp, snaggled teeth.
I can wait for Sonja to get her braces off. Finally she won’t be a dick chipper. That shit hurts.

My uncle is a dick chipper. His teeth are too sharp.
by Eaton Holgoode December 5, 2017
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Prime Lips

The gold star standard of female vaginas. A perfectly manicured and tended garden. Fragrant and delecate. The perfect balance of taste, smell and appearance.
Rachel's got dem prime lips braaaaahhh. Imma hit dat again.
by Eaton Holgoode April 25, 2017
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Assratt

A stank as turd blown out your ass. The kind that smells so bad nothing can mask the smell.
I just dropped an assratt. Don’t go in there.

Ok....who busted the assratt? Nasty.
by Eaton Holgoode February 1, 2018
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Stool Face

That undeniable facial expression that displays sheer pain and pleasurable release all at the same time when one is attempting and eventually passing a hard, crusty, constipated turd from one's ass.
I shot a selfie taking a dump this morning and captured my stool face.
by Eaton Holgoode March 1, 2017
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Mung Finger

The aromatic vapors of rancid ass transferred to one's finger after digging at the bung hole and scratching the arse. Mung Finger may also occur when one, or more, fingers inadvertently slip through the toilet paper during an ass wiping and touch a dirty bung.
Roger and his friends sat around and watched the pre-season football game. Roger felt a bit of an itchy bum and walked out of the room to give it a quick dig and scratch. Instead of washing his hand and fingers, he returned to the room and swiped is nasty Mung Finger under one of his buddy's nose.
by Eaton Holgoode September 30, 2015
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