Ok baby, it’s time to ass up.
She was ass up and ready to go when I walked in the door.
Let me run to the bathroom first so I can ass up. I’m a little dirty down there.
She was ass up and ready to go when I walked in the door.
Let me run to the bathroom first so I can ass up. I’m a little dirty down there.
by Eaton Holgoode February 05, 2018
The tender, swollen condition of the anal sphincter or the vagina after a punishing round of sexual intercourse. May also be a result of a brutal case of liquid fire diarrhea.
I can’t hardly sit today. That punishing anal session this morning has left me with raw hole.
I can’t eat at the house of curry anymore. The raw hole is too much to handle. My oring is tender the next day after the fire shits.
I can’t eat at the house of curry anymore. The raw hole is too much to handle. My oring is tender the next day after the fire shits.
by Eaton Holgoode June 09, 2018
A promiscuous old woman that loves to take in a hot load. Known for intense oral skills and ability to perform the coveted gum job.
It’s bingo night at the over 60s tonight. There’s a few guzzling gammies there I want to meet.
Dude your grandma is a guzzling gammy. I can still feel her silky smooth gums from the nut I fed her last night.
Dude your grandma is a guzzling gammy. I can still feel her silky smooth gums from the nut I fed her last night.
by Eaton Holgoode October 22, 2017
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by Eaton Holgoode January 09, 2018
Hooking up with anyone for a short term relationship for the sole purpose of making through the holiday season without being alone.
I got no sex from my seasonal pairing but I did get a new watch.
It’s week before thanksgiving and I have no seasonal pairing. Family dinner is going to be tough.
It’s week before thanksgiving and I have no seasonal pairing. Family dinner is going to be tough.
by Eaton Holgoode April 20, 2018
by Eaton Holgoode April 07, 2017