Bearded Button

An extremely hairy bunghole/anal sphincter. Marked by bushy, coarse hair around the o-ring.
I was hitting her good from behind when I looked down and saw her bearded button.

She wanted me to eat her ass but there was no way I was digging my nose and tongue up in that bearded button without a little landscaping first.
by Eaton Holgoode January 10, 2019
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Goolicious

To describe the savory enjoyment and love that an individual has for bodily emissions like cum, love juice. May apply to other forms of excrement for those into scat play.
Carla loves to give head and swallow. She says that there is nothing more Goolicious than a hot load.
by Eaton Holgoode April 15, 2015
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Shnozzled

The act of wrapping the meaty foreskin of an uncircumcised penis over the nose and nostrils of an unsuspecting partner. Typically done prior to engaging in oral sex.
Dan decided to have a little fun with his girlfriend Rita. Expecting to engulf his rigid knob for oral, Dan surprised her and Shnozzled her first.
by Eaton Holgoode September 17, 2015
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Sloppy Wendy

When you shove your dick in your girl’s mouth to shut her the fuck up cause she’s annoying as fuck.
She’s getting a sloppy Wendy right now. That bitch is AAF!!!
by Eaton Holgoode January 25, 2018
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Turkey Glaze

When your girl sucks your knob but won’t let you nut so you finish yourself off then turkey slap your meat across her face leaving a lovely, post nut glaze.
She wouldn’t suck me off so I had no choice but to Turkey glaze the bish.
by Eaton Holgoode November 23, 2017
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Sawmill Gravy

A semi-wet, semi-solid fart that leaves a very moist skid mark in one's panties or underwear.
Eating that greasy breakfast this morning after so much drinking last night was a big mistake. Just let loose with a little sawmill gravy.
by Eaton Holgoode March 01, 2017
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Fuck Knob

Another, less prurient, name for the male cock, penis, member, knob, rod, stiffy. Often referred to as an Engorged Fuck Knob when fully erect and rigid.
Kara loved to give head. She loved nothing more than to inhale her boyfriend's engorged Fuck Knob and suck him to completion.
by Eaton Holgoode April 28, 2015
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