Definitions by Eaton Holgoode
Rapid Deployment
The amazing, light speed action in which a male is able to get his cock out, engorged and ready for intercourse at just the mere mention of sex.
Susie said she was feeling a little horny and that's all it took for Roger's rapid deployment. He had her pinned on the bed making rabbit ears in less than 20 seconds.
Rapid Deployment by Eaton Holgoode February 15, 2017
Slick Baller
A male that obsessively keeps his scrotum shaved as smooth as a baby's bottom resulting in a glistening appearance.
Slick Baller by Eaton Holgoode February 15, 2017
Dribblins
Busting a fat nut in your girl, in your orifice of choice, leaving her randomly leaking your love sauce the rest of the day.
Terri was squirming in her office chair all morning because her wake up booty call left her with the dribblins.
Dribblins by Eaton Holgoode February 15, 2017
Drop Scone
A brutally rough bowel movement that feels like your ass is being ripped apart by shitting a long, dry, stale coffee shop scone. Typically induced from dehydration caused by a long night of excessive alcohol consumption.
Drop Scone by Eaton Holgoode February 15, 2017
Red Knot
The tender state of your mate's balloon knot after a pleasurable evening of anal plundering his or her pucker spot.
Barry left Carla with a quivering red knot after pounding her booty hole.
Roger realized he was getting sloppy seconds when the guy he picked up already had a red knot going.
Roger realized he was getting sloppy seconds when the guy he picked up already had a red knot going.
Red Knot by Eaton Holgoode February 15, 2017
Pearl Onions
A shaven, smooth scrotum with a shiny, glistening appearance of baby skin.
The complete opposite of Pickled Onions.
The complete opposite of Pickled Onions.
Pearl Onions by Eaton Holgoode February 9, 2017
Pickled Onions
Sheila gave that homeless bum a blow job for a beer and her chin smelled of pickled onions the rest of the day.
Pickled Onions by Eaton Holgoode February 6, 2017