Eaton Holgoode's definitions
by Eaton Holgoode October 5, 2017
Get the Clogarrheamug. The act of defecating an eggplant shaped turd. Such turds are semi-soft, but very thick and bulbous at one end and slim and tapered at the other appearing just like an eggplant. The Eggplant turd requires tremendous, initial force to push the bulbous, girthy end out but is followed by a relatively smooth evacuation of the more tapered end. Eggplant turds are most common in weekend drinkers suffering from dehydration and poor fiber intake.
After a long weekend of binge drinking, Carl woke up on Monday morning suffering from the worst stomach ache. He went to evacuate his bowels and found himself Dropping an Eggplant. After several minutes of intense puckering and release actions of his sphincter, he finally achieved release.
by Eaton Holgoode March 2, 2015
Get the Dropping an Eggplantmug. To get banged by a dude that just has sex with someone else. No cleaning, no showering. Just straight to the next hole.
Frank was at the party warm dicking three different girls.
I’m not sure but I think I just got a warm dicking.
I’m not sure but I think I just got a warm dicking.
by Eaton Holgoode November 28, 2017
Get the Warm Dickingmug. Last night Rachel was freaky and she climbed on top and dropped a steamy crumpet on my chest.
I had to run out of the meeting today to go drop a steamy crumpet.
This bathroom smells like a steamy crumpet. Who was it?
I had to run out of the meeting today to go drop a steamy crumpet.
This bathroom smells like a steamy crumpet. Who was it?
by Eaton Holgoode January 12, 2018
Get the Steamy Crumpetmug. Rachel got pricked good last night.
I'm going to get pricked this weekend.
I haven't been pricked in a long time.
Carl pricked me so good I can't walk today.
I'm going to get pricked this weekend.
I haven't been pricked in a long time.
Carl pricked me so good I can't walk today.
by Eaton Holgoode April 11, 2017
Get the Prickedmug. When your balls and scrotum are ravaged, sore and swollen from being pleasurably whipped with a riding crop during a spirited session of derby balls.
My sack is so sore. I have crop balls.
My mistress gave me crop balls and it hurts so good.
Doctor: I’m a little concerned about your scrotum. How long has it been this swollen and enlarged? We need to do some tests.
Patient: No need doc. It’s just crop balls. They were whipped good last night.
Doctor: This is my third case of Derby Balls this week. I should have known.
My mistress gave me crop balls and it hurts so good.
Doctor: I’m a little concerned about your scrotum. How long has it been this swollen and enlarged? We need to do some tests.
Patient: No need doc. It’s just crop balls. They were whipped good last night.
Doctor: This is my third case of Derby Balls this week. I should have known.
by Eaton Holgoode February 7, 2018
Get the Crop Ballsmug. Carl always does a lady tuck in the shower after the game.
My roommate came out of the bathroom sporting a lady tuck.
The hot chick I was with last night gave me quite the morning surprise when I saw her lady tuck.
My roommate came out of the bathroom sporting a lady tuck.
The hot chick I was with last night gave me quite the morning surprise when I saw her lady tuck.
by Eaton Holgoode November 13, 2017
Get the Lady Tuckmug.