Corinthian Fountain

An ancient, but modernly practiced, sex act first discovered by the Corinthians who were part of a large city-state, such as Sparta. Except they were a not "war-lovers" but were Greek "ass-lovers". The Corinthian Fountain occurs after a serious anal ass pounding the recipient forces out a massive load of liquid shit and semen. The goal of the Corinthian Fountain is to spray the load as high as possible into the air before it splashes down again on the exterior of the buttocks. The higher the spray, the more gratification received.
Gary invited Donna to his dorm room to study for their Greek history test but instead wound up pounding her anal orifice for over an hour. She later blew a three foot Corinthian Fountain all over her ass. Gary was extremely satisfied.
by Eaton Holgoode June 08, 2009
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Bogbean

A female clitoris that is buried deep in puffy labial folds and wooly thick pubes.
Even fully engorged, I couldn’t find Rachel’s bogbean. That pussy is fat.
by Eaton Holgoode May 04, 2018
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Texas Foldover

An exceptionally meaty foreskin pieces with a used bull’s nose ring from a nearby cattle ranch.
She gave the best head to my Texas Foldover.
by Eaton Holgoode May 24, 2018
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Cavern Crotch

An extremely loose, gaping female vagina. Once your in past the lips of a cavern crotch, there is very little feeling or contact between the penis and the inner walls and is akin to being in a giant empty cave.
Roger dumped his girlfriend Sheila after he pounded her the first time and discovered she had a cavern crotch and felt nothing.
by Eaton Holgoode October 06, 2015
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Sausage Sampling

When a female, typically of the slut and whore variety, purposely dates and has sexual relations and hook ups with multiple males. See Cock Whore.
I thought I had found my one true love but was shattered to find out I was only one of many in her robust Sausage Sampling.
by Eaton Holgoode September 17, 2015
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Hot Summer Salad

Eating out the asshole (tossing salad) of a sweaty homeless man or woman on a hot, sultry summer day.
I’ll be having a hot summer salad today.

I have to run wipe my face off after that hot summer salad. Was a little extra wet and tangy.

That homeless woman had the best tasting hit summer salad and it only cost me $5 to get it.
by Eaton Holgoode May 24, 2018
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Rapid Deployment

The amazing, light speed action in which a male is able to get his cock out, engorged and ready for intercourse at just the mere mention of sex.
Susie said she was feeling a little horny and that's all it took for Roger's rapid deployment. He had her pinned on the bed making rabbit ears in less than 20 seconds.
by Eaton Holgoode February 15, 2017
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