Definitions by Eaton Holgoode

French Brine 

Discharged douche mixture. The hallmark of a French Brine is the douche liquid is administered into the vagina then held. Rather than eliminating the douche into the toilet or shower drain, the douche nozzle is reinserted and the juice is siphoned back into the bottle.

Carla let me French Brine her last night.

French Brine by Eaton Holgoode March 2, 2017

Velvet Knuckle 

An extremely aroused, engorged clitoris.

With the aid of a few fellow Chaturbaters, She diddled her velvet knuckle till she squirted for her horny followers.

Velvet Knuckle by Eaton Holgoode March 2, 2017

Spicy Jackhammer 

An extremely rough and vigorous hand job performed by your partner that is akin to a jackhammer like hand action. The element that makes it spicy is receiving this highly pleasurable act while watching a Sean Spicer press conference which adds to the anger filled intensity and roughnes and absolute pounding of both the cock and balls with every full stroke.

My grapes are so swollen and sore today braaahhh. I can hardly walk.

What gives?

Carmen and I were watching the recent press conference and the handy she was giving me turned into a spicy jackhammer. I don't agree with the policies but man that was hell of a hand job.

Spicy Jackhammer by Eaton Holgoode March 1, 2017

Sawmill Gravy 

A semi-wet, semi-solid fart that leaves a very moist skid mark in one's panties or underwear.

Eating that greasy breakfast this morning after so much drinking last night was a big mistake. Just let loose with a little sawmill gravy.

Sawmill Gravy by Eaton Holgoode March 1, 2017

Uncle Jimmy Fingers 

When your perverted uncle repeatedly attempts to grope and fondle you at a family get together.

Mom will you please tell Uncle Jimmy Fingers to keep his hands out from under my skirt.

Uncle Jimmy Fingers by Eaton Holgoode March 1, 2017

Jimmy Hands 

An individual, often a co-worker or your one perverted uncle, that sneaks up behind you and gives you a quick, friendly feel up and erogenous zone grope.

I was bent over handing an order out the drive thru and old Jimmy Hands groped my ball sack.

Uncle Carl

Jimmy Hands by Eaton Holgoode March 1, 2017

Toothpaste Turd 

A defecation that is so sticky you just can't seem to wipe up and get yourself clean.

I'm all itchy down there from that toothpaste turd this morning.

Toothpaste Turd by Eaton Holgoode March 1, 2017