Eaton Holgoode's definitions
When a dude masturbates in the shower using his girlfriend’s, wife’s or mom’s exfoliating body scrub for lubricant. Akin to jacking oneself with a sheet of sandpaper.
My cock is literally raw from that scrub job.
My mom’s apricot scrub is the best scrub job lube ever.
My mom’s apricot scrub is the best scrub job lube ever.
by Eaton Holgoode January 19, 2018
Get the Scrub Jobmug. The onset case of the beer squirts encountered after a hard night of partying at your local Irish tavern.
Are we still playing golf today?
Can't make it. Not well. Got the Dublin Dribbles.
Why the hell did you drink so much ya ass!
Can't make it. Not well. Got the Dublin Dribbles.
Why the hell did you drink so much ya ass!
by Eaton Holgoode August 12, 2016
Get the Dublin Dribblesmug. When you have spontaneous, quickie sex with a family member at a family gathering and to avoid getting caught neither individual cleans up their genitals of semen and juices and lets things drip and dry on their own.
Cousin Sammy was all over my cock behind the barn so she hiked her skirt and with a couple of pumps I nutted her fill. Uncle Carl was coming round the back so we had to do the Alabama Drip Dry. Sammy whisper in my ear at dinner she was oozing in her panty gusset.
by Eaton Holgoode June 6, 2018
Get the Alabama Drip Drymug. Rachel is fresh flesh braaaahhhh. But not for long.
Imma dive into that fresh flesh tonight.
Nothing was sweeter than the aroma and the taste of her fresh flesh.
Imma dive into that fresh flesh tonight.
Nothing was sweeter than the aroma and the taste of her fresh flesh.
by Eaton Holgoode January 31, 2018
Get the Fresh Fleshmug. To receive an excruciatingly painful blowjob from a bitch that uses way more teeth than lip action. Usually occurs when the female is drunk or simply from inexperience.
Roger's girlfriend came home so smashed from her girls night out that she meat cleavered his cock instead of her usual skillful dome when she engulfed his raging knob.
by Eaton Holgoode November 15, 2015
Get the Meat Cleaveredmug. The frothy amalgam of semen and vaginal juices that run down the male shaft and often coagulate at the base during sexual intercourse.
Stan and Linda's lunchtime quickie resulted in quite the accumulation of pole juice. So much so Stan needed to shower before heading back to the office.
by Eaton Holgoode November 15, 2015
Get the Pole Juicemug. A female's vagina aka snatch after a long day at the beach. The Salty Shellfish is noted by its aromatic qualities including an amalgam of sea water, sweat, vaginal juice, sand and dripping sunscreen and tanning oils.
Dan: Where is your girlfriend today?
Jeff: She is at the beach broooohhhh! I told her stay there all day.
Dan: Why?
Jeff: That way she would bring me home a ripe and ready Salty Shellfish. I'm eatin' me some tangy tuna tonight braaaaaahhhhhh!!!
Jeff: She is at the beach broooohhhh! I told her stay there all day.
Dan: Why?
Jeff: That way she would bring me home a ripe and ready Salty Shellfish. I'm eatin' me some tangy tuna tonight braaaaaahhhhhh!!!
by Eaton Holgoode May 12, 2015
Get the Salty Shellfishmug.