by Eaton Holgoode February 22, 2018
Get the Coochillin’ mug.A side hoe or a collection of multiple hoes that one can call upon for sexual favors. The puss one gets on the side or sly.
by Eaton Holgoode December 13, 2015
Get the Snacknpuss mug.Generally used to describe someone that is emitting a strong, foul body odor. However, may apply to describe anything with a putrid, rancid smell.
Roger's refusal to bath on a regular basis had become unbearable. He was finally confronted by his boss who told him there were too many complaints about him smelling Like a Frenchman's Armpit.
by Eaton Holgoode April 22, 2015
Get the Like a Frenchman's Armpit mug.An uncircumcised penis with a meaty foreskin that looks like a raw piece of bacon wrapped around the bellend.
I went down on Carl last night for the first time and found he has a bacon tip.
I prefer cut men over those with a a bacon tip.
I got some smegma going on under my bacon tip.
I prefer cut men over those with a a bacon tip.
I got some smegma going on under my bacon tip.
by Eaton Holgoode February 06, 2018
Get the Bacon Tip mug.The Steamy Vincent is a sexual act similar to the Hot Carl. However, the Steamy Vincent is only performed by members of the arts community, namely painters. The Steamy Vincent is initiated by a willing female disrobing and laying on her back. A male, with artistic painting talent, next provides her with a Ziploc brand sandwich bag. The female then opens the bag and inserts it inside her mouth. The open side of the bag is extended outside the mouth and folded over the lips to create a pocket. The male then proceeds to defecate into the open bag housed within her mouth. A soft or liquid feces is preferred.
After completing release, the male selects his color palette and adds the pigments of choice to the bag. The male then zips the bag and leaves it housed in her mouth. The female then enjoys the steamy warmth until the male tells her its time to mix. At mix time, the female then lips and gently chews the bag to mix the feces and coloring.
Once mixed, the male reopens the bag, removes it and then, with fingers, a palette knife or with paint brush, creates a bold colored shit masterpiece by painting on the female's naked body canvas from head to toe. When done, the work is allowed to dry and is later put on display for others to enjoy and is often accompanied by a wine and cheese.
The Steamy Vincent was created in honor of Vincent Willem van Gogh, a post-Impressionist painter of Dutch origin whose work is noted for its rough beauty, emotional honesty and bold color.
After completing release, the male selects his color palette and adds the pigments of choice to the bag. The male then zips the bag and leaves it housed in her mouth. The female then enjoys the steamy warmth until the male tells her its time to mix. At mix time, the female then lips and gently chews the bag to mix the feces and coloring.
Once mixed, the male reopens the bag, removes it and then, with fingers, a palette knife or with paint brush, creates a bold colored shit masterpiece by painting on the female's naked body canvas from head to toe. When done, the work is allowed to dry and is later put on display for others to enjoy and is often accompanied by a wine and cheese.
The Steamy Vincent was created in honor of Vincent Willem van Gogh, a post-Impressionist painter of Dutch origin whose work is noted for its rough beauty, emotional honesty and bold color.
Larry picked up his girlfriend Mona after he had an inspiring class at art school that day. After discussing the need for urgent creative release with Mona, she willingly and graciously offered her body up as the canvass for Larry to create a magnificent Steamy Vincent. Later in the evening, Larry hosted a showing of close friends and served wine and cheese.
by Eaton Holgoode April 26, 2014
Get the Steamy Vincent mug.A chick's booty that's rife with booty juice and is tangy to the taste when you eat it like groceries.
Ken went down and started licking Dana's tight, round booty, but quickly found that he was dining on a spice cake. She forgot to mention that she just got back from spinning class at the gym.
by Eaton Holgoode December 28, 2015
Get the Spice Cake mug.Used as a joke or act of revenge. Smudgin is the act of wiping your dirty, bare ass on an object such as the armrest of your roomie's favorite chair, someone's car door handle, a toothbrush. Pretty much any object that would not normally have object to rectum contact. Smudgin is akin to the Texas Doily
Roger had enough of his roomie stealing his spare change for the laundry so he got his revenge by Smudgin the arm rests of his mate's recliner.
by Eaton Holgoode February 25, 2015
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