Choke n’ poke

Rough sexual intercourse involving choking and oxygen deprivation through choking.

Rachel is into the choke n’ poke so I graciously obliged her fetish.

by Eaton Holgoode January 29, 2018

Knucklebob

Fingering your bootyhole or the bootyhole of another with your middle finger up to the third knuckle.

Beth was squirming last night when I did a little knucklebob.

I can’t shit today. I knucklebobbed myself last night.

by Eaton Holgoode October 06, 2017

Stiff Bishop

A turgid and fully erect penis aching for a feverish wank.

See also Bopping the Bishop.

After an 20 minutes of surfing online porn, Carl found himself with a Stiff Bishop.

by Eaton Holgoode January 25, 2017

Bean Smack

Repeated, pleasurable smacking of the female clitoris with a bare hand.

The two hot lesbos were doing a bean smack in their cabana during the pool party.

by Eaton Holgoode April 11, 2017

Barber Up

When your girl let's herself go and fails to tend her garden and her pussy requires you to do some mandatory trimming.

Yea I had to barber up last night. Almost needed a weed wacker to get that bush back under control.

by Eaton Holgoode February 24, 2017

Box Dinner

Eating pussy.

Rachel came over and served me a warm box dinner.

The milf next door serves me up a box dinner as soon as her husband goes out of town.

by Eaton Holgoode November 27, 2018

Bop the Mouse

Male masturbation or getting a hand job from a partner.

I like to watch porn and bop the mouse.

I needed to nut so asked Rachel if she would bop the mouse.

My uncle asked me if he could bop the mouse.

My stepmom likes to come to my room and bop the mouse.

I like to bop the mouse when I take a shit.

by Eaton Holgoode February 14, 2018