1206 definitions by Eaton Holgoode
by Eaton Holgoode December 13, 2018
To take a shit. Primarily used to express one's need to defecate in a polite and courteous manner. May also be stated as opening the bakery for business.
Mexican was not the best idea for lunch today. I am going to need to open the bakery within the hour.
Let's take a quick break from the meeting if we can. I need to open the bakery for business. Let's start again in about 10 minutes.
Let's take a quick break from the meeting if we can. I need to open the bakery for business. Let's start again in about 10 minutes.
by Eaton Holgoode March 1, 2016
Play with one’s penis for sexual gratification. To beat off. To jerk off. Tug one. Male masturbation.
I’ll be in my room. I'm going to rub the stub.
I like to rub the stub in the shower.
My cousin walked in on me while I was rubbing the stub so I let her watch.
I like to rub the stub in the shower.
My cousin walked in on me while I was rubbing the stub so I let her watch.
by Eaton Holgoode February 6, 2018
To drop a turd that requires signifciant, initial force due to a portion of the turd activing as a plug or cork similar to a Squirt Cork. After initial release due to partial Constipation the remainder of the Bowel Movement is followed by a quick, rapid release of semi-moist feces.
Harold rushed to the rest room only to discover he was slighly constipated but after a few minutes of pushing and straining, he finally ended up Busting a Greaser.
by Eaton Holgoode May 1, 2014
by Eaton Holgoode February 16, 2018
Hooking up with anyone for a short term relationship for the sole purpose of making through the holiday season without being alone.
I got no sex from my seasonal pairing but I did get a new watch.
It’s week before thanksgiving and I have no seasonal pairing. Family dinner is going to be tough.
It’s week before thanksgiving and I have no seasonal pairing. Family dinner is going to be tough.
by Eaton Holgoode November 8, 2017
Discovering that the hot chick you just picked up is a Tranny and she/he is sporting a little secret sausage under that dress. By the time you discover this hidden gem, Its too late and you are too trapped to care.
Dude. That babe I picked up last night turned out to be a lady boy.
Did you get the hell out braaaaahhh?
Hell no brohhhh. I was sausage trapped. There was no turning back. I just closed my eyes.
Did you get the hell out braaaaahhh?
Hell no brohhhh. I was sausage trapped. There was no turning back. I just closed my eyes.
by Eaton Holgoode September 30, 2015