Eaton Holgoode's definitions

Pink Knot

A beautifully skin tone blended and bleached balloon knot. No brown round. Perfectly blended and of porn star quality.

The Anus.

Rachel went to the med spa today. When she returned home, her old rusty sheriff’s badge had been transformed into a a beautiful pink knot of Stormy Daniel’s quality no less.

by Eaton Holgoode December 12, 2018

Ol’ Uh-Uh

What you hear when you start to stick you penis or your finger into your girl’s anus during foreplay or coitus and she gonna have none a that in her no no zone.

I was dick n deep in Rachel last night so I slipped my finger around and started to diddle her booty hole and got the ol’ uh-uh.

Braaaaahhh. I was dickin your sister doggy last night and started tapping my cock on her winker and got the ol’ uh-uh.

by Eaton Holgoode May 3, 2018

Deep Diver

A well endowed male capable of pounding the uterus of his female sex partner.

May also be a deep diver during anal reaching depths of the bowel never before experienced.

Well I found out Carlos is a deep diver last night. My uterus may fall out.

I hooked up with Ron. It’s true. He’s a deep diver. Everything in my lower intestine is compacted now. But it was worth it.

by Eaton Holgoode November 6, 2018

Sweat Hole

A wet, sweaty crotch and grundle area which is ripe with ass stank from sweat and fecal remnants. Created from long, hot sweaty work outs or steamy sex sessions.

Dan: This locker room always smells like fucking ass. Why is that?
Joe: Cause everyone in here has a Sweat Hole Braaaahhhhh. You sniffing stank ass.

by Eaton Holgoode April 20, 2015

Punched Mung

To have sex with a girl with a stank ass, dirty pussy.

I went out with that THOT and punched mung.

If you like punched mung, pick up a prostitute in this town.

I was with your sister last night. Wow talk about punched mung.

by Eaton Holgoode February 2, 2018

Grisette Hanky

A small cloth or napkin carried in the purse of a young woman that combines part-time prostitution with some other occupation. The Grisette Hanky is used exclusively to wipe up semen and it's allure comes from its lack of washing and discoloration over time.

Rhonda couldn't make her rent payment with her earnings from her waitress job so she earned extra cash by turning tricks after hours with men she would wait on at the restaurant. Before leaving the house to meet the evening's Johns she made sure she had her Grisette Hanky in her purse. It was stuck to the side of her bag still moist from the evenings prior encounters.

by Eaton Holgoode April 14, 2014

Sno Cappin’

When you bust your nut all over both her nipples.

Rachel enjoys a little sno cappin’. She likes to watch it ooze down her breasts.

by Eaton Holgoode May 4, 2018