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Jimmy Whack

Whacking your thin jimmy aka your cock back and forth on the face of your partner in a rapid and repeated fashion.
She was being a little mouthy last night so I gave her the jimmy whack.

Since she was sucking my balls so good I did a little jimmy whack on her forehead.
by Eaton Holgoode December 15, 2017
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Ween Her Off

To dick down your girl with your big hard ween so good she cums so hard her eyes roll back.
Rachel is coming over after work. Imma ween her off tonight good.
by Eaton Holgoode May 4, 2018
mugGet the Ween Her Offmug.

Wet Whiskers

When a male's mustache and/or beard becomes sloppy wet with vaginal or booty juice during the performance of oral sex. So wet a gak towel or doddle tag is required for wiping off of the facial area.
Carl loves fat girls because they get super moist during oral sex and he loves getting wet whiskers.
by Eaton Holgoode January 14, 2016
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Fifth Bedpost

Reference to a male’s stiff, rigid cock while in bed.
I rode the fifth bedpost last night. I’m sore.

I broke in our new canopy bed with a ride of the fifth bedpost last night.

He invited me back to his room and introduced me to the fifth bedpost.
by Eaton Holgoode April 21, 2018
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Fetted

The most vile and heinous of odors. A rancid, putrid, retch inducing stench.
WTF is that smell? It's like someone shit a garbage can full of rotting oysters.

I just gassed braaaahhh.

Dude!!! That's fetted!
by Eaton Holgoode March 10, 2017
mugGet the Fettedmug.

Cognitive Burden

Dealing with people that are just plain stupid and no amount of explaination, education or training will ever help them.
Dealing with my co-workers is such a cognitive burden.

I hate working in customer service. It’s a real cognitive burden.
by Eaton Holgoode November 27, 2018
mugGet the Cognitive Burdenmug.

Dab Towel

A cum rag. Any material used to wipe up semen and vaginal juice after sex. Can be a sock, underwear, curtain, sheet or cloth.
After busting his nut, Dana cleaned up her boyfriend's goo by using the end of the new curtains her mom had just installed as a dab towel.
by Eaton Holgoode November 15, 2015
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