by Eaton Holgoode January 07, 2016
Get the Stool Plunger mug.The dirty feeling and slightly off taste left on the tongue after a vigorous session of eating an ass that was not a clean as one first thought. But the heat of the moment kept you in the game tongue punching it like a fat kid eating candy.
Rachel left me with the mustard tongue this morning. Should have waited for her to shower.
That dirty whore I picked up last night was filthy. She left me with mustard tongue.
That dirty whore I picked up last night was filthy. She left me with mustard tongue.
by Eaton Holgoode June 08, 2018
Get the Mustard Tongue mug.Rachel worked my custard pump last night and got a mouthful.
My custard pump is primed and about to unload.
She emptied my custard pump with a vigorous handy.
My custard pump is primed and about to unload.
She emptied my custard pump with a vigorous handy.
by Eaton Holgoode February 04, 2018
Get the Custard Pump mug.The internal gasy, gastrointestinal buildup, throughout the day on Sunday, of a wet, steamy shit inevitably to be dumped at the office on Monday morning. Sunday Crock Potting typically gestates a massive excrement as a result of a weekend of partying and poor dietary choices.
What the hell happened in that bathroom? Looks like there was swamp buggy race in the toilet and the smell is enough to make me retch.
George had a long weekend. He warned me he had been Sunday Crock Potting and I might not want to go in there.
George had a long weekend. He warned me he had been Sunday Crock Potting and I might not want to go in there.
by Eaton Holgoode November 28, 2015
Get the Sunday Crock Potting mug.The act itself when a slutty, whore female uses her pussy to obtain material items such as money, cars, free rent, vacations, etc. She trades her vagina to well off and/or just generally desperate men willing to compensate for their inadequacies through trade of material possessions for sex. See Sugar Baby and Sugar Daddy.
Rico: Hey Dude! Have you met that new girl Tonya?
Suave: Yes. She is a slut.
Rico: Why do you say that, yo?
Suave: Dude, do you think she has all that bling from working? She is a whore that earns her living Fur Trading.
Rico: Damn. Wish I had more spending cheese!
Suave: Yes. She is a slut.
Rico: Why do you say that, yo?
Suave: Dude, do you think she has all that bling from working? She is a whore that earns her living Fur Trading.
Rico: Damn. Wish I had more spending cheese!
by Eaton Holgoode June 23, 2009
Get the Fur Trading mug.That Starbucks was great. But it’s time for a little coffee afterbirth.
This coffee afterbirth has got me trotting to the shitter a couple of times today.
This coffee afterbirth has got me trotting to the shitter a couple of times today.
by Eaton Holgoode December 12, 2018
Get the Coffee Afterbirth mug.The act of a male holding a massive load of diarrhea while masturbating sitting on the toilet. A master Squirt N Jerker will hold their diarrhea until the point of climax. At climax, both load are released for extreme gratification.
After holding a load of diarrhea for over an hour, he decided to take advantage of the opportunity to Squirt N Jerk and rubbed one out to a simultaneous explosion.
by Eaton Holgoode June 01, 2009
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