Cream Cheez

When you have a nasty case of cheesedick and you vigorously beat off and nut all over your bellend. You keep stroking the semi-flaccid penis creating a frothy, amalgam of semen and smegma.
I whipped up some serious cream cheez when I did a little tugger last night.

My knob was so nasty it made like an ounce of cream cheez when I beat one out.
by Eaton Holgoode February 03, 2018
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Bottomed

To have participated in an anal sex marathon and reaching the point of complete anal annihilation and unable to take anymore D and pounding of the ass.
Roger took a week to recover after his lover bottomed him up good.

Susie's sphincter was tender to the touch after her BBC lover bottomed her and tore that aaa up.
by Eaton Holgoode April 11, 2017
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Cracked Eggs

Busting or having busted a hot, creamy load of man juice.
Roger pounded Gabby's wet snatch relentlessly until he spun her around and cracked eggs in her gaping mouth.
by Eaton Holgoode April 29, 2015
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Choke Bone

The penis. Generally, those of a fat, girthy and lengthy type.
She tried but couldn’t take all my choke bone.

My choke bone had her gagging and slobbering.

Love the way it sounds when she’s necking down all my choke bone.
by Eaton Holgoode November 02, 2018
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Dirty Brillo

A hairy female vagina that was ineptly cleaned post sex. The clinging array of cum and love juices dried in the pussy hair resemble a dirty, used kitchen sink Brillo pad that was used to clean up scrambled egg remnants from a frying pan.
David picked a local prostitute on the way home from work. Wasting no time to get his $10 dollars worth, he pulled her panties down but realized she was sporting a Dirty Brillo and settled for a hummer instead.
by Eaton Holgoode April 06, 2015
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Rectal Extracation

I just had a rectal extracation. It was big I didn’t flush it for fear it would clog the pipes.
by Eaton Holgoode November 27, 2018
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Salt Gargling

When a woman takes a hot jizz load in the mouth and sloshes it back and forth and around to a frothy cream then swallows. May be done repeatedy with multiple partners.
Hey dude. I saw your girlfriend Melissa at a party last night. Really? Yea. She was sucking every dick in the house and salt gargling. Gee, I wondered why she wasn't returning my calls.
by Eaton Holgoode June 08, 2009
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