Definitions by Eaton Holgoode

Anal Lease 

Paying someone, typically a filthy prostitue, a street whore or homeless person, for a quick, down and dirty, one time anal sex encounter. An anal lease is sought cause you can't hit that ass at home.

Rachel won't give up the ass for me so I had no choice but to look for a short term anal lease this weekend. Sadly, I think I may have contracted something.

Anal Lease by Eaton Holgoode April 7, 2017

Pubessence 

The smell of one's genitals and surrounding area. For the well maintained, this can be a pleasant, intoxicating aroma. For the unkept, it can be a vile, sweaty, offensive stench.

Her pubessence was like a garden of flowers. I buried my face and tongued her delecate petals.

That whore's pubessence was like sour cheese. I gagged. She put the stank in stank finger braaaaahhhh.

Pubessence by Eaton Holgoode April 7, 2017

Beef Barnacles 

A disease riddled cock. Like barnacles on the hull of a boat, it's all cankered up with venereal/genital warts.

The last time I banged a street whore I ended up with beef barnacles.

Beef Barnacles by Eaton Holgoode April 7, 2017

Momma's Utters 

Reference to your girl's or wife's tits. Her fun bags. Her milkers.

I was suckin on momma's utters all night like a nursing baby braaaaahhhhh.

Momma's Utters by Eaton Holgoode April 7, 2017

Delecate Petals 

Pussy lips. Perfectly shaped, slightly glistening and fragrantly stimulating.

I ate her delecate petals braaaahhhh. All night. She was squirming.

Delecate Petals by Eaton Holgoode April 7, 2017

Hand Crank

A reference to pleasurable male masturbation. Jacking off. Wanking one out. Fapping.

Where's Brian? Still in the bathroom? Yea I'm sure he's doing a hand crank.

Hand Crank by Eaton Holgoode April 7, 2017

My Happy Hand 

One's preferred hand for masturbation. The dominant hand always used to self gratify. The other one just doesn't feel quite right.

No doubt about it. The lefty is my happy hand.

My Happy Hand by Eaton Holgoode April 7, 2017