Eaton Holgoode's definitions
Whacking your thin jimmy aka your cock back and forth on the face of your partner in a rapid and repeated fashion.
She was being a little mouthy last night so I gave her the jimmy whack.
Since she was sucking my balls so good I did a little jimmy whack on her forehead.
Since she was sucking my balls so good I did a little jimmy whack on her forehead.
by Eaton Holgoode December 15, 2017
Get the Jimmy Whackmug. by Eaton Holgoode May 4, 2018
Get the Ween Her Offmug. When a male's mustache and/or beard becomes sloppy wet with vaginal or booty juice during the performance of oral sex. So wet a gak towel or doddle tag is required for wiping off of the facial area.
Carl loves fat girls because they get super moist during oral sex and he loves getting wet whiskers.
by Eaton Holgoode January 14, 2016
Get the Wet Whiskersmug. I rode the fifth bedpost last night. I’m sore.
I broke in our new canopy bed with a ride of the fifth bedpost last night.
He invited me back to his room and introduced me to the fifth bedpost.
I broke in our new canopy bed with a ride of the fifth bedpost last night.
He invited me back to his room and introduced me to the fifth bedpost.
by Eaton Holgoode April 21, 2018
Get the Fifth Bedpostmug. WTF is that smell? It's like someone shit a garbage can full of rotting oysters.
I just gassed braaaahhh.
Dude!!! That's fetted!
I just gassed braaaahhh.
Dude!!! That's fetted!
by Eaton Holgoode March 10, 2017
Get the Fettedmug. Dealing with people that are just plain stupid and no amount of explaination, education or training will ever help them.
Dealing with my co-workers is such a cognitive burden.
I hate working in customer service. It’s a real cognitive burden.
I hate working in customer service. It’s a real cognitive burden.
by Eaton Holgoode November 27, 2018
Get the Cognitive Burdenmug. A cum rag. Any material used to wipe up semen and vaginal juice after sex. Can be a sock, underwear, curtain, sheet or cloth.
After busting his nut, Dana cleaned up her boyfriend's goo by using the end of the new curtains her mom had just installed as a dab towel.
by Eaton Holgoode November 15, 2015
Get the Dab Towelmug.