1129 definitions by Eaton Holgoode
Sorry I’m late today. I had a farmer’s breakfast this morning.
Rachel has to be sore today. I had a farmer’s breakfast this morning. She was still dripping seed when I left.
Rachel has to be sore today. I had a farmer’s breakfast this morning. She was still dripping seed when I left.
by Eaton Holgoode May 26, 2018
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She was riding me cowgirl and it took about 5 minutes to pop the grapes.
I rubbed one out last night. I needed to pop the grapes.
I rubbed one out last night. I needed to pop the grapes.
by Eaton Holgoode December 10, 2018
Masturbation of or a hand job performed on a soft, flaacid penis. Remains soft and unerect and unable to nut.
I passed out last night doing a soft jerk.
Rachel was disappointed in my performance after she was only able to give me a soft jerk.
Rachel was disappointed in my performance after she was only able to give me a soft jerk.
by Eaton Holgoode February 12, 2018
Moisteners refer to any combination of acts of sexual foreplay that are performed by a male or a female on a female with the specific intent to arouse the female for sex play and to create a moist and wet vagina prior to having sexual intercourse, finger play or dildo play. When performed, Moisteners themselves may, but not always, create a female orgasm or squirt in addition to making her extremely wet.
Examples of Moisterners can include, but may not be limited to, touching, rubbing, fondling, kissing, licking, sucking, etc.
Examples of Moisterners can include, but may not be limited to, touching, rubbing, fondling, kissing, licking, sucking, etc.
Barry was so horney when he got from from work that he threw his girlfriend on the bed and after performing a series of different Moisteners, she was ready for sex play and he buried his meat thermometer deep in her wet loose meat sandwich.
by Eaton Holgoode March 6, 2014
When you pass out after wanking yourself to a glorious, hot, nut all over your stomach and you wake up hours later with your skin and hair stuck together like crusty Elemer’s glue.
by Eaton Holgoode May 24, 2018