I pulled back his foreskin and discovered a hidden gem. The ripest ring of belldale I had ever encountered.
The smell of his belldale was nasty.
I was rubbing one out and was disgusted by my own belldale.
The smell of his belldale was nasty.
I was rubbing one out and was disgusted by my own belldale.
by Eaton Holgoode February 04, 2018
Get the Belldale mug.The horrific musky smelling shit aroma that permeates office restrooms in the afternoon. It’s just not a complete workday until some workplace sap funkifies the place by pinching off a musky which is usually the result of some bad lunch choices.
This shitter reeks of afternoon musk.
The air in this crapper is ripe with afternoon musk.
I’d wait to go in there unless you want to inhale a thick, pungent afternoon musk.
The air in this crapper is ripe with afternoon musk.
I’d wait to go in there unless you want to inhale a thick, pungent afternoon musk.
by Eaton Holgoode October 16, 2018
Get the Afternoon Musk mug.The residue left around the bell end of the penis after anal sex. Generally, an amalgam of fecal remnants, cum and booty juice. Known for its ripe, pungent odor.
She went right down on it after anal braaaahhhh. Didn’t even wipe off the duck muck.
Hey braaaaaahhh. Tell your mom to wipe the duck muck off her lips before she comes see me later.
Roger has a lot of duck muck under his foreskin.
Hey braaaaaahhh. Tell your mom to wipe the duck muck off her lips before she comes see me later.
Roger has a lot of duck muck under his foreskin.
by Eaton Holgoode October 25, 2017
Get the Duck Muck mug.A small, marble to golf ball sized turd, that is accompanied by moist, wet sounding gas prior to release.
The guy in the stall next to me popped a juice cork.
My IBS causes me to have juice corks quite frequently.
My IBS causes me to have juice corks quite frequently.
by Eaton Holgoode May 17, 2018
Get the Juice Cork mug.Check her out yo!!!! She's hot.
Yea braaaahhh. She's hot. But watch out. She's a Caged Pup.
Hellllzzzz yea. I'm fin to let da dog out!
Yea braaaahhh. She's hot. But watch out. She's a Caged Pup.
Hellllzzzz yea. I'm fin to let da dog out!
by Eaton Holgoode November 15, 2015
Get the Caged Pup mug.When you slide your penis into a raw squid tube and feverishly masturbate. Post nut the squid tube can be discarded or sliced into rings and fried for some delicious calamari.
The squid tubes at the seafood counter looked extra slimy so I bought 3 for a little squid sheath action.
by Eaton Holgoode June 07, 2018
Get the Squid Sheath mug.Butt plug play. Hallmarked by repeated insertion and extraction of a large, stretching butt plug. This action eventually renders the recipient with pronounced anal gape.
I was butt bobbing Louise last night. Man she was gapped.
I was so open after the butt bobbing that he fisted me to the elbow.
I was so open after the butt bobbing that he fisted me to the elbow.
by Eaton Holgoode April 20, 2018
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