I was quite surprised in the locker room today. Saw so many bean scalpers. I feel like a Sasquatch Crotch.
by Eaton Holgoode July 26, 2016
Rachel wouldn’t shut up so I smacked her lips with my soft jimmy.
After I busted my nut, I tapped her forehead a few times with my soft jimmy.
My uncle paid me a midnight visit and rubbed my soft jimmy a few times.
After I busted my nut, I tapped her forehead a few times with my soft jimmy.
My uncle paid me a midnight visit and rubbed my soft jimmy a few times.
by Eaton Holgoode February 13, 2018
The amalgam of semen, otherwise known as spew, and retcum juice, otherwise known as booty juice, created from highly pleasurable and orgasmic anal sex.
by Eaton Holgoode October 16, 2015
When your partner gives you a tug Job by first reaching under the scrotum, scooping the ball sack between the thumb and index finger, then reaching upward and grasping the cock in the same manner. Both the cock and balls are rhythmically jerked up and down at the same time to orgasm. A soft, saggy scrotum works best.
by Eaton Holgoode February 06, 2018
A cock that tastes a little too tangy. A dirty dick unwashed from sweat and filth or carrying the remnants of a sexual encounter with a different partner.
Carol suspects I'm getting booty on the side now. I didn't have time to shower when I got home from banging Dana last night and well.......she got a little Dijon Dick.
by Eaton Holgoode March 09, 2017
To receive head from an elderly female with a large, flabby waddle. During the hummer, the receiver will swat her waddle back and forth while she bobs the knob up and down. At climax, it is customary and appropriate to yank the waddle straight down to help open the throat.
Last week at the over 60's Canasta game, Morty met a lady friend with a flabby, old saggy waddle. He talked her into the janitor closet between hands and she gobbled his goo during a climactic Waddle Job.
by Eaton Holgoode April 19, 2015
Tom loved to bang his girlfriend Rachel. He loved nothing more than to inject his beef stick deep in her Velvet Scrunchie.
by Eaton Holgoode September 26, 2014