Stretched to My Ears

A phrase used by a male or female to describe the quality of the anal or vaginal pounding they received.

Sandy: Hi Carla. How was your date last night with Roger.
Carla: It was great. I am Stretched to My Ears. I can barely walk today.

by Eaton Holgoode May 06, 2015

Choke n’ poke

Rough sexual intercourse involving choking and oxygen deprivation through choking.

Rachel is into the choke n’ poke so I graciously obliged her fetish.

by Eaton Holgoode January 29, 2018

Knucklebob

Fingering your bootyhole or the bootyhole of another with your middle finger up to the third knuckle.

Beth was squirming last night when I did a little knucklebob.

I can’t shit today. I knucklebobbed myself last night.

by Eaton Holgoode October 06, 2017

Stiff Bishop

A turgid and fully erect penis aching for a feverish wank.

See also Bopping the Bishop.

After an 20 minutes of surfing online porn, Carl found himself with a Stiff Bishop.

by Eaton Holgoode January 25, 2017

Bean Smack

Repeated, pleasurable smacking of the female clitoris with a bare hand.

The two hot lesbos were doing a bean smack in their cabana during the pool party.

by Eaton Holgoode April 11, 2017

Stuffed Grapes

1. When you stuff your scrotum and balls into the willing mouth of your mate/partner.

2. When your balls are long over due to bust a nut and are loaded and ready to release jizz. Common to suffer from Stuffed Grapes when your lover refuses to put out and renders you with a bad case of blue balls.

Example 1: While performing oral sex, Carl pulled his knob out of Wendy's mouth, laid it on her nose, then commenced to give her some Stuffed Grapes.
Example 2: Carl's wife Wendy was ragging and she would not have sex with him. Carl was suffering from some serious Stuffed Grapes so he finally had to resort to getting himself off with a tug job.

by Eaton Holgoode April 21, 2015

Butter Cupping

To have your scrotum lightly cupped and fondled by someone with silky smooth, almost buttery soft hands.

What's with you braaaahhh?

i came home on spring break last night. My step mom came in and was rubbing my back. The next thing I know she was butter cupping me. So I rolled over and gave it wank at the same time.

Twisted shit yo!!!!

by Eaton Holgoode October 27, 2015