Eaton Holgoode's definitions

Huff and Buff

Oral copulation of the penis head performed with a simultaneous two handed twist twist job of the shaft. A large, girthy penis is required.

His dick was big enough to huff and buff so I did.

Nothing is more satisfying than a huff and buff.

by Eaton Holgoode May 4, 2018

Crack Jack

When you bust your nut solely from stroking your meat between the ass cheeks of your partner. There’s no penetration. Just friction from that ass crack.

I did the old crack jack last night and nutted all over the small of her back.

I did a crack jack last night with no lube. The skin to skin friction was intense.

by Eaton Holgoode October 11, 2018

Cock Medley

When a chick takes on multiple cocks at the same time and all come in different sizes, shapes and color.

Rachel had quite the cock medley last night after hooking up with a few rugby players.

by Eaton Holgoode June 13, 2018

Scotch Bottom

A horrendous hangover from consuming copious amounts of scotch that results in one sitting on the shitter throughout the next day with explosive ass and one sore and tender bung hole.

That bottle of Walker was great going down last night but it has left me useless today with the worst scotch bottom.

by Eaton Holgoode March 12, 2018

Happy Jab

Intentionally poking someone with an erect penis.

Braaaahhh. I happy jabbed your mom today while she was laying out by the pool.

I woke my girlfriend up this morning for sex with a few happy jabs.

I'm sick of my boss riding my ass so I happy jabbed his coffee mug after he went into a meeting.

by Eaton Holgoode April 26, 2017

Uncle Harambe

When your uncle pays you a special visit during the night and latches hold of your cock like Harambe and gives you a tug job so hard you think your dick is going to get ripped off.

I spent the weekend with my cousins. It was great until the Uncle Harambe. I’m still sore.

by Eaton Holgoode November 9, 2017

Gak Snapple and Pop

The sound you hear your mom made when she finds and grabs your tube sock you've been nutting in aka Gak Towel and it's hard and crunchy. May even drop some jizz dust and flakes.

When little Jonnie's mom picked up the tube sock under his bed it when Gak Snapple and Pop. He was cold busted.

by Eaton Holgoode September 29, 2017