1155 definitions by Eaton Holgoode

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Discreet reference to a quick hand job or quick masturbation session.
I’ll be back. I need a little quick wrist. This day is getting to me.

I’m gonna pick up a prostitute tonight on the way home for a little quick wrist.

Your mum gave me a quick wrist last night while you were asleep.

My uncle asked me if I wanted to see his quick wrist. Boy was that different.
by Eaton Holgoode January 17, 2018
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1073
A wet pussy that’s aching and ready for the D.
I reached under her skirt and found her quivering love pudding.

Rachel’s quivering love pudding got some good D last night.
by Eaton Holgoode January 04, 2018
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A sloppy, wet pussy ready for a few hours of non-stop dicking.
Her quivering love pudding was tight as a glove so I drove it full of D till she passed out.
by Eaton Holgoode January 13, 2018
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1075
A severe, painful stomach cramping condition which is caused by the consumption of Rachel's Wickedly Delicious Brand Lemon Verbena Berry Cottage Cheese that is way past its expiration date.

The eater does not recognize the difference between the chunky clottedness of past due cottage cheese and the natural consistency of the product. Also, the mold may be mistakenly thought of as the fruit in the bottom.

The end result of eating this is painful stomach cramps all night long resulting in lack of sleep. There is no release or expulsion of the product, just pain.
Chaz had a late night snack of Rachel's Wickedly Delicious Lemon Verbena Berry Cottage Cheese. Despite its unusual flavor and texture, he finished the whole cup. Four hours later, he was up all night with a severe case of Rachel's Rumblies.
by Eaton Holgoode June 04, 2009
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Inserting a handful of Skittles candy into your anus followed by your girl tossing that salad and rimming your ass good. With each swipe of her velvety tongue, you push a Skittle, or two, into her hungry mouth and say "Taste the rainbow bitch!"
Sorry I'm late. Had to stop by the drug store.

Need a prescription?

No. A bag of Skittles. Renee is doing a little Rainbow Rimming tonight.

Ahhhhh. She tastes the rainbow!
by Eaton Holgoode March 10, 2017
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1077
Dude go wash your fucking ranus.

She had a ranus after her workout.
by Eaton Holgoode May 11, 2018
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The amazing, light speed action in which a male is able to get his cock out, engorged and ready for intercourse at just the mere mention of sex.
Susie said she was feeling a little horny and that's all it took for Roger's rapid deployment. He had her pinned on the bed making rabbit ears in less than 20 seconds.
by Eaton Holgoode February 15, 2017
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